🍷🍷🍷 When life gets hard- you're clearly a mistake all of your siblings are at least 10 years older than you, you're Jewish where they don't like Jews, your dad takes your two brothers over to America and leaves you with two women and then when he finally sends for you he has the nerve to die shortly after-----drink, rage, and paint rectangles.

🍷 Hear the sordid tale of the Winchester House like you've never heard it before! That is, with facts and devoid of all the drama and ghosts. It turns out the truth is kinda lame...Beautiful house, though!

🍷...and the dreams that Mom's dare to dream, they will make come true----Someday they'll wish upon a star, and birth a daughter who will be Dorothy---Sedatives will make them drop, after speed makes them pop---that's what happened to poor Judy

*** In another episode of Amylynn sucks, this episode was supposed to be our second episode of the season however I did a dumb thing and the first episode needs to be re-recorded (for the second time).  So, I said we'd release 1/3...so here we are.****

***Update, trying to correct the clusterfuck so now this is the second episode of the season.  Lo siento.***

🍷 🍷 🍷 Just when you thought we were taking a break from institutional racism, we delve into the wild world of an incompetent journalist attempting to make a sensational story out of nothing. Breaking news: The real story is a tale of oppressive nationalism!

🍷🍷🍷🍷I'm your husband, we both do the same thing but CLEARLY my career is much more promising than yours because I have a dick sooooo you can be my literary agent.  Matter fact, lets move to the English countryside where I can complete my works in isolation.  ACTUALLY I'm gonna go live with my girlfriend and leave you alone with our 2 kids....good luck staying alive.

According to Spotify, in 2022, we created 2,783 minutes of new content.  For those of you keeping score....that's more than 97% of other creators in our category. We are kind of a big deal. Season 3 will be no different, might even be longer!!  We kept you waiting, but we are back and dropping episode 61....January 3, 2023.  Gird your loins!

🍷🍷🍷We never wanted to be in the podcast business, we have always said that, it's just not something we ever wanted. It called to us because we are the foremost authority on what makes a good podcast. We've won the Olympics of Podcasting.  We can see what you're digesting through your skin. We've made 60 episodes and just shy of $20. Tweal San, she never wanted to be in the spiritual business....she's made youtube videos, written novels and charges thousands of dollars for her Completion Process retreat and is on constant patrol of how many followers she has and how to get more.  Tweal San has made just shy of $8million off of peoples pain and suffering.  We are not the same. Trigger warning: Suicidal Ideation discussion.

***Last episode of Season 2!!  We plan to be back in September but we will keep you posted with the official date when we know!***

🍷🍷An episode fruit salad, this one has it all! Racist pathologists, sleep Dashing, a mysterious skin dazeem, and a sociornithologist.