Recorded on Cinco de Mayo, day Gobbldigoop of Quarantine, Megan and Wendi snitch on their recent Social Distancing nazi encounters THEN attempt to formulate an explosive conspiracy theory that involves superheroes, 90’s TV stars and a civil rights hero. PLUS, the girls take a deep dive into the sharks of Urban Dictionary and remind you to chill out and gracefully wide the gnarly waves of 2020 without completely prolapsing your back bottom throats.
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You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!!
www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

**Not sure what what happened, but this should have both audio like the Soundcloud feed. Sorry and thank you!**
Megan unwraps her broken ankle only to discover that her body has morphed into a magical dairy factory AND, Wendi maps out her virtual world tour of self-esteem melting Zoom stand up comedy!! PLUS, the girls lay out plans to takeover the chickie & bisckie riddled patriarchy with baby giggles and classic, 1970’s classroom based sitcoms.
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Thank you @jd_heathen 
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!
**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!!
www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Recorded on day Schlebegevin of Quarantine, this episode calls out 
dick sucking leaf blowers and social media genital flashers. THEN, Megan and Wendi taint the town red with yet another brilliant film franchise featuring the legendary Tommy Lee Jones as a tiny soldier with an enormous hunger for flesh. PLUS, the girls accidentally reveal their partnership with the subversively devisive 5G movement.
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Thank you @jd_heathen 
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!!
www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

It’s been over a month since we all have gone spelunking into global quarantine and the girls are a little loopy. This week, Megan threatens to marry a listener with hopes of exposing and embarrassing her body on national television and Wendi sweeps suicide to the side with the powerful sleeve of a fancy, satin sheet dress. PLUS, your Moms bake up some fresh gippy biscuits THEN accidentally reveal their subversive Patreon tracking system.
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Thank you @jd_heathen 
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!!
www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

The Pandemic plot thickens when Megan breaks her ankle doing a less-than-cool activity and Wendi has a loneliness induced psychotic break. PLUS, your Moms attempt to explain global policy and barter rare gemstones for medical procedures. 
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Thank you @jd_heathen 
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!!
www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Recorded on day 16 of Quarantine, this episode covers everything from telephone scams to proper use of gloves AND all the ways in which mayo can enrich your lives. Cover your faces, because Megan and Wendi are spewing their juicy droplets from here to the vodka covered ice thrones of Scandinavia.
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Thank you @jd_heathen 
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE (kinda)!!
www.youtube.com/user/WendiRebeccaStarling
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Recorded on Day 9 of the Quarantine, Wendi reports form NYC while Megan crouches in a hot car in Southern California. The girls update each other on their current conditions THEN bring you an exclusive interview from Megan’s friend Villar, who is on heavy lockdown in Spain. Wash your hands, tighten your masks and get ready to enjoy another rogue radio hour brought to you by Coors Light and Big Banana. 

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Thank you @jd_heathen 
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/WendiRebeccaStarling
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Hey Gang. Your Moms are not gonna say they told ya so BUT, they kinda fuckin’ did. In the last week, it seems like humanity’s understanding of it’s own existence has unhinged wider than a fudge-packed, gaping bodily orifice. Things are intense outta the gate as Wendi is under quarantine in NYC and Megan stops partway through her solo, cross country road trip to ask herself the timeless philosophical question: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?!? Plus, the girls are joined by very special guest and Megan’s OK buddy, ELI!! If we use enough exclamation points, will we be able to touch our own fucking faces!!?!!

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***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!
‘Glamourpuss’
Saturday, April 17th 8pm at Zinc Bar
gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss50.brownpapertickets.com
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!

Hey Everybody!
It's Wendi. Because of the global chaos, I'm releasing today's episode of my solo pod "I Love You, Please Stop" through the PFG feed. Just wanted to give you a head's up that everything is fine and that Megan is still alive and we are releasing a new ep of our show tomorrow. 
Your Moms love you very much. Wash your hands and stay inside.
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Holy shit. The world is pumping it’s brakes so hard we’ve pretty much flipped upside down but fear not, your friendly neighborhood alley cat is here to help you navigate your new life in quarantine. Wendi lays out some basic guidlines that will keep you clean and relatively sane. PLUS, hot tips for at-home footwear and figuring out whether you are more of a psychopath or sociopath. 

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IG: @wendibird82
Twitter: @wendistarling

FOLLOW THE SHOW!!
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@befranknetwork
@soundloungeny

And pretty please rate, review and share.
ALSO, dm Wendi with your questions! She loves to hear from you and pinky swears to try and be helpful.
Thank you!!
Love ya!!
Remember to shower, put on some shoes and wash your hands. 
xoxo

Get out your notebooks and prepare to be schooled in everything from medical science to philosophy to Limp F*cking Bizkit. Between Wendi quarantined in NYC and Megan surviving multiple assaults in St Louis, 
it’s a magical mystery that they STILL manage to become acutely infected with an idea that is sure to be an award winning, critically acclaimed sequel to Baby Geniuses. Grab your Walkman, a fistful of 3 dollar bills and for humanity’s sake, WASH YOUR GOD FORSAKEN HANDS. 

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FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
Thank you @jd_heathen 
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get extra footage of us screwing around together AND alone!
Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.pleasestop
SEE THIS BITCH LIVE!!
‘Glamourpuss’
Saturday, April 17th 8pm at Zinc Bar
gLaMoUrPuSs: glamourpuss50.brownpapertickets.com
Follow @funnypainsmovie for updates on what’s happening with the documentary ‘Funny Pains’!!