Quarantining With The Chrises

The Chrises pal around with the freshly shaven, part-time biophysicist and full-time CEO of All Hair Care. Matthew Collins admits his excitement about finally getting a month long vacation to get oiled up and work on TikToks. As a creature of the earth, Matt lets the cat out of the bag on his reality TV days living as a pioneer and all the dumping that goes on as a hair dresser. Inspired by the celebrity hairstylist’s sixth grade mane, the Chrises raise $385 for Save The Whales as the viewers vote whether to leave an emo bang on Christopher Michaels. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)

The Chrises keep it basic with typical naysayer and unconventional zombie apocalypse heroine, Lynn Hazan. The co-organizer of the Jersey City Relief Squad opens up about the struggles of the urban jungle and raising nearly $40,000 to support frontline workers and local businesses. When she is not wearing a cape around town, Lynn is shaping up with her Peloton husband, Alex T., and toning up with her rosé bottles. Lynn celebrates her first sober days in two months, relives her proud forging days, and signs off to take care of motherly duties.

GUEST: Lynn Hazan https://www.instagram.com/lynnhazan_/

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The Chrises are joined by Buster Posey moonlighter and grocery store moonager, Jeffrey Janssen. When he is not giving back to the community, the Bay Area’s favorite Ninja Turtle is making Splinter proud stopping crime at Lucky’s. Fortunate enough to call Big Jefferson his younger brother, Christopher Joseph finally finds out the age of the Air Pod Heir and why “tiny” was not chosen for his moniker. Afterwards, The Chrises babysit the smallest Kim and learn of JJ’s big plans to grow up and be a pterodactyl.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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The Chrises tune in with the biggest giants in the Canadian Rock scene, Tyronne Buccione and Charlie McKittrick. The two rockstars are still buds after Big Dirty’s breakdown and Time Giants’ break up. Ty “The Terminator” survives to tell his crazy cruise ship experience and Charlie “The Slayer” closes a couple theaters down with huge performances in the time of Covid. The Chrises team up on the keyboard and harmonica to give a zucchini of a show. While Ty and Charlie get the band back together and jam out “I Want To Wash Your Hands”—the 1 million views YouTube smash hit.

Guests: Jeffrey Janssen https://www.instagram.com/bigjefferson.93/ & JJ Kim https://www.instagram.com/bbasilio78/

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The Chrises engage in the NewlyWed game with the freshly married and divorced couple, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar. Roger warms the cockles of Elyse’s heart with a famous Mozart rift and a funky chicken dance. Whilst in the midst of their shack up spring training, the royal duo perseveres through a few squabbles over raising a kid as a Yankees or Dodgers fan and living in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The yankee impersonator reasons that no one resides in alphabet city, like no one runs backwards naked through a cornfield. As Roger shows he is not a pushover, Elyse has the cops called on her multiple times for marching to the beat of her own drum.

Guests: Elyse Eisen https://www.instagram.com/tipsytraveler/ & Roger Sachar https://www.instagram.com/rogersachar/

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