This episode contains heavy spoilers for the Wheel of Time books up to Book 9 (Winter's Heart) and can contain smaller spoilers for later books.

We're back with a Queers of Time classic: our chaotic Wheel of Time summaries by our dear Matt who barely remembers what those books are about. How will he handle The Path of Daggers and Winter's Heart? Guess you'll have to listen to find out...

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This episode contains spoilers for the first two seasons of the Wheel of Time and for all the Wheel of Time books.

Today we’re talking about God’s biggest mistake, other than Marjorie Taylor Greene and Narg the Daily Trolloc: the fact that we have to WAIT a year or more for the next episode of Wheel of Time. In the meantime, we’re here to fill the deep and tight void that is your longing. Today's episode is all about the spoiler-filled stuff from the final episode of Season Two. Join us to theorize today on QOT!

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This episode contains spoilers for the full season 2 of The Wheel of Time. It does not contain book spoilers past the events of the TV Show.

A blowjob so intense it turns the tide of battle. A ginger serpent so massive and erect it gags an entire city. A sul'dam getting a little hung up over her issues. A little spider coming softly from the shadows. So much happened in the season 2 finale of The Wheel of Time that honestly, we can't cover it all in one episode. Today's episode is all about the spoiler-free. Now, let's get into the big bussy blowout fantasy event of the season!

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the second season's seventh episode. The second part of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.

Is this a sex thing or a murder thing? Can it be both? Maybe it’s the third option: a sapphic divorce thing. Too far? Look, don’t send me hate mail. Don’t blame the messenger for the message, blame the Rafe for sustaining himself on sapphic tears and horny forsaken memes. Anyway, today on Queers of Time we’re talking about the totally normal, definitely not mind-breaking things that happened on episode seven: Daes Dae’Mar, or Game of Throne–Houses. Game of Houses.

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The past few years have seen significant development of generative AI systems, with large language model chatbots (ChatGPT) or text-to-image AI art systems (Midjourney), as they have become readily available to anyone. While at first these systems could be seen as fun tools to play with, it is becoming more and more evident that they also have the potential to disturb many industries, including the entertainment industry. Today, Camille and Matt are joined by Ali and Thibaut, in a discussion that quite differs from our usual QoT program but that we hope you will still enjoy...

Note: this episode was recorded on August 23rd, before the WGA and the AMPTP reached a contract agreement. The SAG-AFTRA is still on strike, and the regulation of AI is also a significant point for them. Donations to support the strikers can be made via the Entertainment Community Fund.

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the second season's sixth episode. The second part of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.

There comes a point in every show’s history where it either sinks to the abyss of forgotten television, forever doomed to be an example of what could-have-been, but never was–or it climbs to heights even optimists couldn’t have predicted, steps on the edge of cultural iconography, and takes the leap, soaring to the heavens with wings unbound. Eyes Without Pity, Episode 6 of The Wheel of Time’s second season, clearly does the latter. By tackling sensitive subject matter with gravitas and respect, by reshuffling character arcs in ways that feel natural, this episode delivered a gut-punch ending that left us reeling–and we’re here to talk about it today on the Queers of Time.

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the second season's fifth episode. The second part of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.

Between a very sexy and corruptable Dain Bornhald, dominatrix mommy Lanfear, and the maiden who speared our hearts, The Wheel of Time Season 2 continues to give. In fact, it's so good that even some of the most vocal critics are accidentally stumbling into quality opinions on the show. What's not to love? Well, unless you're Egwene. Maybe if she were the strongest channeler we've seen in a thousand years, she wouldn't be in this situation. But anyway, it's time for us to discuss episode 5--Damane.

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Look, who can blame Lanfear for trying to get her some dragon dick? You spend an eternity locked up, then come out of your ancient seal covered in three thousand years’ worth of that crimson tide, and Ishamael is all like ‘okay time to be evil.’ But no, you don’t want to be evil. You want that Josha–I mean, that Rand–bussy. And who could blame you? Then, just when you bout to ride that feral ginger into the sunset, you get bonked by an angry Rosamund Pike who sends you to horny jail. I mean, I’d be a little angry too. Anyway, we’re talking about the beauty of Lanfear and I guess the other stuff that happens in Episode 4: Daughter of the Night.

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the second season's third episode. The second half of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.

Hit me baby, one more time! Or is it take my baby one more time? Yeet my baby one more time? Does your trauma even count if your baby is fake? Who knows? But I know this was an absolute banger of an episode, and today on Queers of Time, we’ll be talking about Season 2, Episode 3, What Might Be. Join us as we eat the rich, tame the possum, and get drunk on Elayne’s questionable moonshine! 

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This episode contains spoilers for The Wheel of Time TV show up to the second season's second episode. The second half of the episode also contains spoilers for all of the Wheel of Time books.

Who’s that possum scratching at our wall? It’s the Queers of Time, and this time we’re talking about Episode Two of The Wheel of Time: Strangers and Friends! Join us as we unpack dragon angst, wolf dreams, and remind all of you that we are the daughter-heir of Andor, and you are our subjects. Did you know we’re the daughter-heir? Have some questionable booze and get white-girl wasted with us today on Queers of Time!

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