This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.

We are all lovers of Robert Jordan and his wacky world of gender binaries and constant miscommunication between characters. But sometimes we have to criticize the things we love to achieve a deeper appreciation for them. Join us today as we discuss our least favorite aspects of the Wheel of Time series.

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This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books.

Have you ever wondered which Ajah in The White Tower is the gayest? Well, wonder no more! The Queers of Time break down what makes each of the Ajahs gay (or, well, not gay -- looking at you, White Ajah), and decides on their definitive ranking for which Ajah is the gayest!

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As the final episode in our Wheel of Time Season One coverage, we are letting it all hang out and exposing the naughty bits, the stuff that's too salacious, tot nipple-icious, and too Kevin-tastic to be covered in the earlier episodes. That's right. We're diving deep into the moist quivering world of spoilers. So buckle up and strap on because it's going to be a bumpy ride today on Queers of Time as we do a spoiler field retrospective of season one and hopes for season two and beyond.

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The Queers of Time discuss the finale of season one of The Wheel of Time as well as their general thoughts on season one. There are NO book spoilers for this episode.

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What's better than an epic snow-blood battle scene in which a pregnant woman slaughters an army and makes the dicks of all the incel viewers shrivel and fall off? Is it that dragon bussy getting smacked with the open palm of realization? Is it the tender love between Lan and Nynaeve? Nope, it's the CW-style love triangle between characters who have the romantic chemistry of a teen boy's crusty tube sock. Join us, Queers of Time, as we talk about this and more in episode seven of The Wheel of Time.

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James and Matt are fresh out of JordanCon and ready to talk about it! The Queers spend a little bit of time discussing the general JordanCon experience before delving into the Q&A video and the hype for season two!

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On your knees, my little blowfish. or was it pufferfish?  In the lesbian love shack, who can tell? As you can tell, we're on *that* episode, the one that needs no introduction. The one that stole our hearts, the one that made us all wish we had a magical dildo. Join we feral Queers of Time as we talk about Episode Six of the Wheel of Time. 

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A single man tear slips down his face as he smacks his man tiddies and opens his mouth to let out a guttural, deep scream. Grief has never been so sexy, and neither has Kate Fleetwood's jawline! Join us as we Stepin to Wheel of Time's episode five and discuss angsting redheads, religious fanatics, and strung-out dagger twink Mat on today's Queers of Time.

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This episode does not contain any spoilers for the Wheel of Time books or TV show.

The Queers of Time are taking a short intermission during our review episodes of season one to discuss queer slang! Do the gays know anything about sapphic slang? Do the sapphics know anything about gay slang? (the answer is lol no not really.)

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This episode only contains spoilers for the Wheel of Time TV show, up to the last section where we say this becomes a full-book spoilers section.

Like a raging hard-on, our love for the characters in the Wheel of Time only grows with each episode. And boy do we have a lot of growth today! Ihvon and Maksim, Liandrin’s cheekbones, Nynaeve grumpily eating a biscuit, and some sweet, sweet Old Tongue from Lan and Nynaeve–episode four, The Dragon Reborn, has it all! So kick back as we talk about the episode with the most explosive climax yet.

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