This episode contains spoilers for all the Wheel of Time books, with major spoilers up to book 4 and lighter spoilers for the remaining books.

We love Matt. As of this podcast being released, he's now a published author with several published short stories and we thought, what better way to honor him than to ask him to flex those author/writer/word skills a little bit? He's known for taking a somewhat farcical view of the books sometimes, so we thought we would ask him to summarize each book in The Wheel of Time series in his own, unique way.

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This episode contains some spoilers for s2 and s3 of the Wheel of Time TV show, and some slight spoilers up to Book 4.

On September 1st, the second season of the Wheel of Time TV show will premiere on Amazon Prime. Until then, official and unofficial news about s2 and s3 is coming out pretty much every week, and we thought we should come back to some of it. Note: we recorded this episode earlier in June, so by the time this episode comes out, we expect much more to be known!

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This episode does not contain spoilers for the WoT books or TV show.

After going through part of the queer fantasy history, we are talking in this episode about all the queer and the gay and the trans and the diverse fantasy that we love by authors who are still putting stuff out. Listen to enjoy some good queer contemporary SFF and increase your TBR.

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After over a year of talking about how gay the Wheel of Time is, or isn’t, we felt it was time to talk about actually queer fantasy. So we started looking at contemporary queer fantasy. And then we realized that there was some queer fantasy that deserved mention. And uh, well, then Matt sort of just decided that we’re going to learn about the entire history of queer fantasy, so buckle up buckaroos! We’re gonna learn ya some gay fantasy shit in this special two-part episode.

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We are all lovers of Robert Jordan and his wacky world of gender binaries and constant miscommunication between characters. But sometimes we have to criticize the things we love to achieve a deeper appreciation for them. Join us today as we discuss our least favorite aspects of the Wheel of Time series.

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Have you ever wondered which Ajah in The White Tower is the gayest? Well, wonder no more! The Queers of Time break down what makes each of the Ajahs gay (or, well, not gay -- looking at you, White Ajah), and decides on their definitive ranking for which Ajah is the gayest!

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As the final episode in our Wheel of Time Season One coverage, we are letting it all hang out and exposing the naughty bits, the stuff that's too salacious, tot nipple-icious, and too Kevin-tastic to be covered in the earlier episodes. That's right. We're diving deep into the moist quivering world of spoilers. So buckle up and strap on because it's going to be a bumpy ride today on Queers of Time as we do a spoiler field retrospective of season one and hopes for season two and beyond.

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The Queers of Time discuss the finale of season one of The Wheel of Time as well as their general thoughts on season one. There are NO book spoilers for this episode.

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This episode only contains spoilers for the Wheel of Time TV show, up to the last section where we say this becomes a full-book spoilers section.

What's better than an epic snow-blood battle scene in which a pregnant woman slaughters an army and makes the dicks of all the incel viewers shrivel and fall off? Is it that dragon bussy getting smacked with the open palm of realization? Is it the tender love between Lan and Nynaeve? Nope, it's the CW-style love triangle between characters who have the romantic chemistry of a teen boy's crusty tube sock. Join us, Queers of Time, as we talk about this and more in episode seven of The Wheel of Time.

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James and Matt are fresh out of JordanCon and ready to talk about it! The Queers spend a little bit of time discussing the general JordanCon experience before delving into the Q&A video and the hype for season two!

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