Wondering what your first year of uni will be like? Trying to relive your own? Are you nervous about uni? I'm here to provide some (ahem) kind of reassurance and tell you that however bad it may seem at times, you WILL get through it. I'll also take you through a list of things to avoid, including the following: - drinking when you're sad, Cactus Jacks (it's scum of the earth, especially the blue one), heels on nights out, pasta and gravy, shagging coursemates before the start of your course, spending copious amounts of money on takeaway, Tinder "adventures" in northern cities you have never been to before, and dodgy Instagram "recruiters". I'll also provide some advice on how to make the most of your first year of uni, including: why you shouldn't worry if your flatmates or the first person you meet doesn't become your lifelong best friend, why it is important to actually talk to your lecturers, and the importance of budgeting. Again, I hope you guys learn something from my stupidity... and well, if not, I hope you'll at least laugh at it ππ happy listening β€