Okay, so we're in a dark place right now. We can wallow in self pity or we can look for answers using cold hard STATS. Chas brings the data to explain what on earth is happening, then Boydy uses his football knowledge to explain it all, Danny just sits there and occasionally references 90s movies.  

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