Reading Scott's Diary

The bumper Christmas extravaganza continues as Scott and Lizzie open up his leaver's book and read all about how hot he was in year 4, tomato sauce based comedy and squeezing in to a culturally inappropriate outfit. Elsewhere, table talk turns to trips to the dentist, MSN emoji codes and secret knee kissing. 

Scott and Lizzie open up Lizzie's year 11 leaver's book and read all about vanishing dates, arch nemeses, and regrettable hook ups. Elsewhere, they chat about the perils of reaching out to a teenage crush in adulthood, first hand celebrity gossip and how dirty clinkers make the perfect gift. 

Scott and Lizzie open up Lizzie's year 11 leaver's book and read all about vanishing dates, arch nemeses, and regrettable hook ups. Elsewhere, they chat about the perils of reaching out to a teenage crush in adulthood, first hand celebrity gossip and how dirty clinkers make the perfect gift.  

In this Y2K extravaganza, Scott finally unearths his millennium time capsule containing a whole host of surprises from the year 2000 including a commemorative newspaper, a government advice leaflet about the looming Millennium bug, and goes back to where it all began with a diary from 1999. Lizzie and Scott chat NYE celebrations, what was hot and what was not, and noughties Page 3 girls.

In the hilarious season finale, Scott throws on a wig and becomes Cher on Halloween night, cringes at his headteacher's impressions and survives three or four things going wrong at a disastrous bonfire night party. Elsewhere, table talk turns to egg salt, Scott's harebrained money-making schemes and the root of his staunch principles. (This episode contains homophobic language and discussion of eating disorders that some listeners may find triggering or offensive)

In the October 2004 half term, Scott's pen runs low on ink, he uses his bike lock as a weapon, and the detail in the diary reaches a new low. Elsewhere, Lizzie and Scott chat films that haven't aged well, dangers of the internet, and try and figure out Mr. T's coffee order. 

Scott heads to the big smoke for a filming of Two Pints, goes ultimate red mist in a fight with a friend, and sees what the dictionary has to say about erections. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott chat McFly's best hits, using toast to protect rockets, and cinematic nip slips. TW: disordered eating.

Still reeling from the cyber attack, Scott witnesses a rabbit throwing, gets an extreme close-up of some pubic hair, and stumbles upon a throatless shark. With Lizzie, he discusses everyone's noughties McFly phase, what a bint is, and what exactly is at the centre of a Ferrero Rocher. 

Scott's left blindsided by a devastating cyber attack, heads off to Alton Towers on another school trip, and becomes a serial pen snapper. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott chat sanitary snooping, theme parks in a post-Covid world and customer service blunders.

Scott continues trundling through year 10 as he negotiates for a MiniDiscman, is tantalised by a pantsing, and puts his chickens on the washing line. With Lizzie, table talk turns to the rules of being fit at high school, Scott's disappointing drama GCSE result, and when Lizzie will finally get the boobs she dreamed of as a teenager.