RSD is back with a bang as Scott and Lizzie open up the second diary and chat all about Scott's nemesis Miss Griffin, the lengths he'll go to to get a Pokemon sticker book, and his disastrous election campaign. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie wax lyrical about celebrity dongs, the ordeal of topping up old phones and pornographic wallpapers.

It's Lizzie's turn! Scott and Lizzie take a look at her diary from the summer of 2002, which quickly descends in to a totally bonkers tribute to Family Guy and Austin Powers star Seth Green...

In the stellar season finale of Reading Scott's Diary, Scott starts writing to celebrities, meets an ugly turkey and a streaker in school shocks everyone to the core. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott discuss more high school bullying, prom night, angry chefs and offensive Christmas songs.

This week, Scott underperforms in his maths exams, gets drunk on Champ and recalls a time when teachers were braless and boys had moulting pubic hair. Around the table, Scott and Lizzie discuss his millennium time capsule, aggressive playground games and their favourite public masturbators.

In this week’s episode, Scott gets excited about Heaventeen, receives a complaint from environmental health and enjoys sliding down syringe-covered hills. Meanwhile, Lizzie educates us all about Mr. Brain, discusses the height of Saturday night TV and enjoys some soothing ASMR. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]

It’s THE podcast with heart as Scott checks in to Habbo Hotel and collects Neopoints, performs condom demos for the class and accompanies one of his feathered friends to the vet. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott talk the early days of social media, their first profile pictures, and the worst brand name ever. [This episode contains homophobic language that some listeners may find offensive]

Still reeling from Mrs. Havisham's death, Scott makes a big change ensuring her legacy lives on. Meanwhile, his time as a paper boy comes to an end, he faces exclusion from school and his dad turns vigilante during a local crime spree. Around the table, Lizzie and Scott talk high school bullying, sexy sleepovers and the age old tradition of Soggy Biscuit. 

Scott recounts the dying moments of Mrs. Havisham, the French language comes under scrutiny and a big change in the school canteen has kids gagging for the white stuff. Elsewhere, Scott and Lizzie discuss how babies are made, bizarre school punishments and the etiquette of female sexuality in high school.

Scott is the victim of a brutal attack on his paper round (no, really) and writes an angry letter to a disrespectful window cleaner. Meanwhile around the table, Lizzie and Scott discuss Anthea Turner's infamous wedding photos and the beauty of drawing corpses.

Scott holds a VHS contest to make sure his 14th birthday goes off with a bang, takes a second job at a printing factory and gets a brand spanking new mobile phone. Elsewhere, table talk with Lizzie turns to swastikas on schoolbooks, dirty text message limericks and where water comes from.