We are really darn close, ladies and gentlemen. I am rock-hard in anticipation for the end of this season, and not because we care to see who wins. The end of this season is like the sweet release of death, more than a fireworks spectacular. I'm fighting against my sleeping pills as I type this at 2 AM, and it's only a matter of time before I start hallucinating. Stay tuned!

It's time for your favorite male podcast duo to blindly wander into show's that are made primarily for women. The Bachelorette is a new frontier for us, and we think that the show about a woman finding love has been lacking a strong male opinion for far too long.

Andrew is back for those of you who missed him and his feminine energy. He always brings a strong female spirit to the podcast, and while Tori gave it her best shot last week, the show just feels balanced again.

There's a special little surprise in this episode of Reality Wagon!

Anthony is better at twists than the Big Brother producers are, so CBS - hit up ya boy. I want a new job, please and thank you.

Barely got this one out on time, but let me tell ya, I'm proud of us! I can't wait until we actually get to watch a commentate over a good season of Big Brother instead of this GRADE A MALARKEY!

Good afternoon, folks. We've got an spicy Triple Eviction on the menu today, and WE ARE STILL unhappy with the season. Have you ever met people that are harder to please, than us? Because I would like introduce you to my ex-wife Sharon.

I can write whatever I want here, because it's my podcast. While we are excited about the Triple Eviction this week upcoming, I wanna use this summary differently this week. Quarantine sucks and it can have a massive impact on your mental health. If you are feeling alone, please know you're not alone. We have a silly podcast and stuff, but you can always DM me on Twitter and I'll be there to listen. Reality Wagon's got your back - and don't you forget it.

Triple Eviction time babyyyy! Will it be a Triple or a Double Double animal style? We are back and we have renewed energy about the Big Brother season. Maybe, but who knows. This season sucks eggs and I wish we had better source material to work with, ladies and gentlemen.

It's official - Big Brother 22 BROKE US. This season is testing our patience, as I'm sure it's testing yours. The gameplay is piss poor and we are going to find angles to make this show interesting because CBS simply doesn't care to do so...

We had a little bit of technical difficulties this week, but we wouldn't be your favorite Big Brother podcast if we didn't find a way to adapt to and overcome all challenges. You come to us looking for strength and inspiration, and baby, we got enough chutzpah for all of you ;)