What an episode! We bid adieu to Eazy and Chris Harrison (come back soon, baby), Ben whips his wrench out and gets a rose somehow, and don't ask how, but we get into some pretty deep mental health discussion. I guess that just shows our versatility here at Reality Wagon.

I don't know if we are cut out for The Bachelorette. We simply weren't prepared to watch the guys orgasm into a microphone. That songwriting competition actually might have been worse. Both made me uncomfortable, but we will soldier on because I will NEVER quit on love, and I will NEVER quit on Tayshia. Best believe that.

We've got lame, passive bro fights, 35 year-olds with decaying joints, a Harvard graduate who cannot perform simple subtraction and some of the worst trash talk these ears have ever heard. Some of these guys are wicked corny, but as long as Tayshia is happy with them, I will allow them to stay at La Quinta with my queen.

I don't think I know what love was before I saw Tayshia. I'm so glad The Bachelorette brought the both of us together. Bright is the morning sun, knowing we both share this vast earth together. Sweet are the dreams dreamt by a man infatuated with a reality tv star.

It was a bit of a filler episode, but hey, we hope Clare and her fine self are happy being engaged to a Party City model. We got ourselves a new Bachelorette and gosh darnit is she something else. Tayshia, you are the rising sun which I adore.

WE ARE DONE WITH THE WORST SEASON OF BIG BROTHER EVER! It only took 3 months, but we can finally call ourselves veteran podcasters. We have my sister Tori on the podcast this week to recap the finale, the season, and our expectations for Big Brother moving forward.

Thank you all for riding the Reality Wagon with us. I usually don't take leaps and do stuff like this, but I've never been happier with an impulsive decision in my life. Love you guys.

We are IN on The Bachelorette! We weren't sure about this show before this episode, but after seeing Dale galivant around La Quinta stealing Clare's heart, we have ourselves a new reality tv villain. Featuring the debut of our first Bachelorette contestant TIER RANKING!

Holy guacamole - Anthony almost didn't get this one out in time. How embarrassing would it have been if we went the entire season without missing a podcast, and then 48 hours before the finale I just forgot to upload? Pretty embarrassing, huh?

Well fear not, because we feel obligated to do this podcast and we hardly talk about Big Brother 22 in this episode of the Big Brother 22 podcast.

What is the H*TLER strategy??? And why has it RUINED every season of Big Brother in the modern era? Tune in to see Anthony dance around presenting this topic in an insensitive way, while also making the most sense he ever has on this podcast!

Is Dale the most perfect Bachelorette contestant EVER? How does Clare keep getting HOTTER every time she comes on screen? Should Anthony and Andrew finally bite the bullet and just do steroids? Tune in to get a's to some of these q's on the Reality Wagon Bachelorette Podcast!