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You heard us. Or if you do, at least send some additional accoutrements to make a complete and balanced breakfast. Also The Bachelor or something idk, this episode is pretty funny. I encourage you to listen.

Anna: ANNIHILATED. Queen Victoria: DETHRONED. MJ: TBD (likely deceased).

Matt is on a mission to clean up this house once and for all. Is he still lame? Absolutely, wicked lame. But at least he's a fair and just snoozefest. A respectable bore-apalooza.

When faced with 5 new girls, 2 group dates, PROSTITUTION ACCUSATIONS and a boxing royal rumble, our brave protagonist Matt James looks exhausted and continues to underwhelm us. Will he rise to the occasion to create entertaining TV, or will he have to keep relying on Queen Victoria and Anna for content? Stay tuned for next week, I guess.

Sarah vs. Katie. Sarah vs. Victoria. Sarah vs. Literally Every Girl in the House. Victoria vs. Knowing When To Shut Up. Matt vs. Self. Last week's ep was a trainwreck because of the hosts, this week's ep is a trainwreck because this show finally TURNED IT UP A NOTCH!

BOY OH BOY - this podcast was a fever dream. If you're looking for a surprising amount of p*rn discussion, Spencer stepping on anecdotes, and MORE - then you're in the right place, bucko. If you're looking for in-depth analysis of The Bachelor, then TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!

We are BACK! Took our first week off since July to become one with the mountains, but boy are we delighted to bring you some piping hot BACHELOR content. Matt James might be too perfect, maybe even perfect in a boring way. Hope we get a lot more Chris Harrison this season, because that man is a gem. Writing copy is hard - just listen to the podcast, please.

Tayshia and Zac are happily engaged. As someone who loves Tayshia, I just have to be happy that she's happy - as much as it hurts. Thank you all for joining us in our maiden Bachelorette voyage - and we will see you in a couple weeks for the Bachelor!

We're down to 3 great guys, and after 10 weeks of deliberation, I have officially decided to give them all my blessing. I know you've been holding your breath wondering whether Anthony would give these guys his approval, but wait no longer. I will ALLOW any of these men to cherish Tayshia.

By episode 9 I thought I would've been able to figure out whether I hate this show or not. Jury is still out, because I swear to all that is holy, if my beautiful queen Tayshia brings Bennett back in, I'm gonna be majorly peeved bro.