Reality Wagon

The boys had a run in with the police this weekend, and we were extremely disappointed when it wasn't Victor Arroyo. Just a couple of fatties with badges. Oh yeah, we watched Big Brother too. It's annoying they are doing a Tuesday and Thursday episode this week, but we WILL overcome this challenge.

DANI DONATO is a terrible person. MEMPHIS GARRETT is a terrible person. Who's been saying this since episode #1? Perhaps your favorite podcast co-hosts? We won't say we were right, but you can admit we were by giving us 5-stars and a comment on iTunes!

Boy oh boy, we almost dropped the ball on getting this episode out to you guys on time. But nevertheless, tune in to hear the guys run through the happenings and drama from a contentious week in the Big Brother house!

SURPRISE! If you thought we wouldn't record and upload a podcast after a 5-hour road trip, you don't understand how committed we are to this. Just don't expect this to be edited well or anything. Just be grateful, for gosh sakes.

Did Anthony upload an episode early for once??? He sure did, ladies and gents. That’s because we are skipping town and didn’t edit anything.

Listen along as Andrew and Anthony attempt to fix Big Brother by adding new twists and agree on basically all of their tier listings!

This week we have a SPECIAL GUEST on the podcast! He's a pain in the ass and creating 4 more hours of editing for me just by showing up. Legitimately though, this is the funniest episode we've ever recorded, and I can't wait for you guys to hear it.

Also we talk about Big Brother a little bit - just a tad.

David is the WORST PLAYER in Big Brother history. That's it. That's the episode summary.

Oh also, almost every houseguest is playing way too hard right now. If I were in the house, I'd be so coooool and lowkey. CBS, I promise I'd be such a good player. Please return my calls. And Julie please stop calling the police when I'm in your driveway just trying get an audition. I think I'd win the show and you would definitely love my energy.

One of our hosts took a painkiller before recording and I'm not gonna spoil who it was - but Anthony sounds a lot more chill than usual, right?

The guys crack open the Sunday episode of Big Brother and slurp out all the delicious guts inside. I regret typing that but I can't find the backspace button on my keyboard - it's very inconvnenient.

We made the executive decision to break Episode 5 into two parts, so in this edition of the podcast we go through our tier lists going into Week 3 of Big Brother All-Stars 2! (one of us is already WICKED wrong about our tiers...)

Sorry for the delayed episode - our intern editor quit because he was fed up with editing out Anthony's mouth sounds. We are now taking applications for an intern that is more patient and tolerant of our hosts.

Does Big Brother ACTUALLY care about progressive social issues??? Shan't you join Andrew and Anthony as we talk about Thursday's nomination episode, the new Have-Not twist, and whether David understands that he is playing Big Brother (spoiler: he probably doesn't)