Red Penning Romance

This week, join Mary, Dylan and Erik as they discuss “Bound to Submit” Laura Kaye. A Marine loses her arm to an IED and struggles to regain a sense of normalcy as she returns to her life at home. This is a trashy romance novel however, so that “normalcy” includes bondage, hardcore BDSM and an inverted “69”.

Join Mary and Jeremy this week as they read "The Spirit Path: The Spirit Path Book 1" by Tammy Tate. A woman who is very vocally in the the mid-1990s falls off her horse and travels back in time to meet her Native American soul mate you , and, as you can probably guess, this book treats Native American culture with nothing but class.

Join Mary and Jayme this week as they read "Save the Date" by Annabeth Albert & Wendy Qualis. In a book that is simultaneously adorable and disgusting, a nerdy virgin and a buff "Sgt. Sexy" find themselves in a series of wacky wedding party hi-jinx. It's the best romantic comedy never written, only with WAY more rough anal sex.

This is it folks! It’s the worst book (so far)! This week, Mary, Jeremy and Dan fight through “Releasing Rage (Cyborg Sizzle Book 1)” by Cynthia Sax. A future Cyborg Engineer is paired with an ultra-ripped Cyborg killing machine for some fun sexy adventures. Sounds cool, right? Well this particular fun sexy romp is filled with REALISTIC, GROTESQUE DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE. That’s a real warning folks.

Join Mary, Dan and Scott as they skid through “Tornado: A Paranormal Romance” by Jasmine Wylder. In a story that isn’t any at all related to another particular romance novel at all, the Wolf-shifter leader of the Savage Brotherhood Motorcycle Club has to defend his new panther shifter mate from the clutches of vampires. Vampires who spew poison.

Join Mary, Jayme and Dan this week as they plow through “CADE: New Orleans Billionaire Wolf Shifters” by V.A. Dold. Werewolves (Sorry, “Wolf Shifters”), kidnapping and indecipherable Cajun accents combine into furry romance caper that is neither action packed or sexy, but does have a “ghost handjob”.

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Join Mary and Jayme this week as they explore “Kadin” by Mel Teshco. A Paranormal Detective with the very convenient ability to sense paranormal beings meets her match (GET IT?) in the form of a shape shifting ALIEN-DRAGON-MAN.

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Join Mary and Jeremy as they cringe through “The Vampire's Warlock Omega” by Coyote Starr and Summer Chase. This is the kind of “book” that makes us ask: “Who is this for?”

One part fantasy novel, one part body horror and an all together horrifying “male pregnancy” novel that manages to spit in the face of science and the LGBTQ community in one shot!

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Join Mary and Jayme as they get revved up over “Stone Cold” by Olivia Rigal. If you thought a violent, abusive and murderous gang of bikers couldn’t get any sexier, wait until you add some incest!

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Join Mary, Scott and Jeremy as they plow through “His Dark Desire” by Lila Moore. The worst Doctor in the history of time helps a suspected serial killer clear his name by having some VERY gross sex. This is a rough one, and that’s just a warning about the syntax errors.

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