Red Penning Romance

Join Mary, Andrew and Erik as they read “Taxes and Tardis” by N.R. Walker. A hunky jock named Brent falls head over heels for the slightly-too-effeminate-for-the-author Logan, an accountant with a thing for Dr. Who. A big thing. No, that’s not a euphemism, Dr. Who is the central theme of the book. And a man getting his taxes done is the framing device. While it’s not confirmed, N.R. Walker may have been going for the world record in “Who gives a shit”.

Join Mary and Jayme as they hit the court with “Royal Player” by Katie McCoy. A sultry American girl with BIG TITS gets a job working at Wimbledon where she meets an impossibly handsome tennis player who is enamored by her BIG TITS and they fall in love and he grabs her BIG TITS and licks her BIG TITS and can’t stop thinking about her BIG TITS and- Where was I again?

Join Mary, Jeremy and Jayme this week as they “read” “The Hitman’s Angel” by Jessa Kane. It’s another truly repugnant one as what would have been a steamy novella about a sexy Russian Hitman is ruined by an absolutely disgusting amount of “Daddy” role play!

This is one of them there “Serious Warnings”. This one’s a little foul.

This week, join Mary, Jayme and Jeremy as they take a slice out of “Wedding Cake Crasher” by Alexa Riley. Sugar is a curvaceous babe who sneaks into weddings specifically to steal her favorite thing: cake! Luckily for her, this most recent wedding is being attended by Hank, a good looking engineer who is secretly A VIOLENT NEANDERTHAL WHO CAN SHATTER DOORS WITH HIS BARE FISTS AND CHOKESLAMS A MAN THROUGH A TABLE.

Also, a man’s dick piercing get’s caught on a woman's IUD.

Join Mary, Jeremy and Kate as they tap in to “Charming: A Cinderella Billionaire Story” by Sophie Brooks.

A bad boy billionaire named Ford (or rather F.O.R.D.) decides to woo a sultry phone sex operator the only way he knows how: By secretly tracking down all of her personal information and concocting a convoluted plan to deceive her into loving him.

Join Mary, Scott and Andrew ass they hit the ice with “In Skates Trouble” by Kate Meader. A Plus Size, Bubble Butt-ed(Is that an adjective?) Instagram model falls head over heels with an impossibly sexy Hockey star after she catches him masturbating while eavesdropping on her from a hotel balcony.

Wait….

Join Mary, Erik and Jeremy as they wolf down “One Girl Five Hungry Beasts” by Hollie Hutchins.  What happens when a small town, dirt farming medieval girl is whisked away to a futuristic werewolf city to be bred with 5 hunky man-dogs? Rather than screaming in terror and immediately having a full blown-existential crisis, she actually kinda fits right in.

Then all 5 wolves kinda fit in her.

Sorry.

We did it folks, Episode 25! To celebrate this momentous occasion, Mary and Jeremy crack open “Sacred Places: An Immortal Highlander Novella” by Mandy M. Roth. There’s immortal druids, dream rape and the a the first appearance of a prostate massage. If that doesn’t sound exciting, you’re well adjusted!

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Join Mary and Jeremy this week as the grind through “Wedded to the Highlanders” by Katie Douglas. In a frankly adorable book, a wee Scottish Lass find love and adventure in the hills of the old country. She also gets threatened to be molested for a year by a water god, gets anally penetrated with a root vegetable and has a bake sale!