On this week's episode, Derek returns, and Scotty forgets his wedding anniversary. Derek Jeter is inducted to the Baseball Hall Of Fame, and Max Scherzer has surpassed 3,000 strikeouts. NFL season has officially started, and week 1 was a dandy. Aaron Rodgers gets owned, and Derek is thrilled. Is Britney Spears overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected cereal brand names. What are some alternatives to use instead of lube, and the newest event in the Elderly Olympics is ___________? Lastly, we draft our favorite childhood playground games. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.