The Senate acquits Trump of inciting the Capitol insurrection.     Sponsors: Sweethearts Oil Change, Peepaw Cards   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's impeachment trial, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lou Dobbs, Fox News, and an update on Trump's snakes/gators pardon.

Sponsors: Snakes and gators, I reckon?

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap work through their feelings now that Trump is gone (?). Plus: Biden's inauguration, Rand Paul, Kevin McCarthy, Bernie Meme, Happy Fauci, snakes, gators.   Sponsors: Killian Makes It Right, Chooby's Pizza Hand   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie and Dunlap on pardons, statues, impeachments, inaugurations, arrests, insurgents, bathrooms, and the MyPillow guy.   Sponsors: So Saith Todd, Dippy's Pizza Nativity   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Trump and his GOP enablers send violent, murderous mob to attack Congress. We try to keep it hopeful but holy crap.

Plus: Trump kicked off Twitter, Ossoff and Warnock win, AG Merrick Garland, new Mississippi flag, Tennessee Zip-Tie Guy

Sponsors: Ask Todd, Dippy's Pizza Nativity

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's crime call with Georgia secretary of state, the Nashville bombing, Cruz and Hawley and the other senators contesting the election results, the warning letter from the secretaries of defense, Trump to award Devin Nunes the Medal of Freedom.   Sponsors: Ask Todd, Dippy's Pizza Hand   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

What will be the Christmas Number One song on the 1670 AM W-MURFO Top 7 at 7 Murfreesboro Number One Christmas Countdown Special Expanded Top 20 Edition with Cubby Free?

Elf Drugs by The Young Rustlers of the Hazy Glade? Fauci Christmas by Little Cussin' Cayden? Christmas Hot Sauce by the Hickory Grove Suspenders? Candy Cane Puddles by Nick Primo and the Glueboys? Backwards Christmas Tree by Cubby Free? Across the Street from Rudolph by Jillian Cherries? Or a handful of Red State Update classics?

Music by William Sherry Jr. Lyrics by Travis Harmon & Jonathan Shockley.

Vocals:

Christmas Hot Sauce vocals by Phil Leonard

Across the Street from Rudolph and Fauci Christmas vocals by Adrian Rose Leonard

Candy Cane Puddles vocals by William Sherry Jr.

Elf Drugs vocals by Bridge Codpipper.

Backwards Christmas Tree vocals by Travis Harmon & Adrian Rose Leonard

Snow Sliding Sleigh Riding Day, Christmas on an Island with a Martian and Gorilla, Christmas in a Beer Joint, Christmas Kisses, and Christmas Crow by Red State Update

The Red State Update Christmas albums "Santa Is Real" and "Merry Twismas Part Twoo" are available at all the music places

patreon.com/redstateupdate

Bill Barr splits, Trump loses one more time, Dave Ramsey throws a COVID party, Mitch begs, Pence to take vaccine, Charley Pride RIP.

Plus: Choobie’s Story

Sponsors: Gravyholics A-Nom-Nom-ymous, Longlasting Revival Holey-ness Church

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: 

https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn

http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Giuliani gets Coronavirus, Trump goes to Georgia, Bill Barr, Scott Atlas, martial law, vaccines, Flynn, Lewandowski, Obama.   Sponsors: Cat Cuddling Club, Longlasting Revivial Holiness Church   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:   https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Wet Rudy, GSA Emily, Phone Trump, Randy Quaid, GOP eats itself, best punishments for Trump.

Sponsors: Little Coley's Sweet Cakes, Cat Cuddling Club