Red State Update

I mean, here this is, but you should listen to Black people instead.

Jackie & Dunlap on protests, cops, and change.

Plus a terrifying walk back through the last two weeks in Trump: Bible-holding, bunker-hiding, Barr, Bush, Putin, Twitter, Mattis, Zuckerberg.

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Does Trump wear a mask at Ford? Take hydroxychloroquine? Is he morbidly obese? How corrupt is Pompeo? Eric Trump? Hunter Biden? Plus vote by mail, Obama portrait, Azar, Barr.

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hey look over there it's Obamagate ignore all the dead people

Plus Rand Paul vs. Dr. Fauci, Trump vs. reality, Barr vs. history, masks vs. dumb faces, Biden vs. Spider-Man, Flynn vs. Pence for VP, and God vs. us.

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Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry

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Trump argues with a nurse on Nurse's Day and won't wear a mask at the mask factory.

Barr drops charges against Flynn. Pence's press secretary (and wife of Stephen Miller) Katie Miller tests positive for coronavirus. So does a Trump valet. They both have awful jobs.

Plus: Flynn, Barr, Lincoln, Murder Hornets, Kayleigh, Kushner, Kilmeade, Kim Jong Un, and arrests made in the murder of Ahmaud Arbery.

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"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry

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Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's sarcastic press briefings, disinfection injections, Dr. Birx, Vegas mayor, Georgia governor, hydroxychloroquine, Mitch McConnell wants states to go bankrupt, Kim Jong Un.

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"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry

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Trump incites violence, puts his name on checks, defunds the WHO, fights reporters and governors, has "total authority."

Plus: Vince McMahon, Dr. Phil, Chris Cuomo, Laura Ingraham, boat movies

Bernie endorses Biden.

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Instrumental "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry

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Jackie & Dunlap on are glad Fauci said never shake no more hands. Plus: Bernie's out, Wisconsin voting, pandemic ratings, acting Navy leader out, WHO, Kayleigh McEnany, Boris Johnson, hydroxychorloquine.

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instrumental "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry

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Jackie and Dunlap on Trump firing Navy captain and intelligence IG, suing Fox News, plus Kushner, Fauci, Cuomo, $1200.

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instrumental "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry

Jackie & Dunlap continue to self-isolate. Trump, trash bags, Twix eggs, $1200, Waffle House, Kenny Rogers, Fauci, Cuomo, blaming governors, Liberty University, Rand Paul, Easter.

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instrumental "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry

Jackie and Dunlap practice social distancing as they discuss Trump's bungling of the Coronavirus response and thousand dollar checks.

instrumental "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs. https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/

Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry