Jackie and Dunlap are still working on their soon to be smash hit "Dracula Got Ebola", so they play their Halloween hits of yesteryear (last year): "The Haunted Goat," "The Day All The Monsters Came To Church And Got Saved," and "I Fingered A Skeleton."

Then there's all this talk about secession and Honey Boo Boo and purple people eaters and legends of wooley swamps and devils going down to georgias.

Sponsored by Rooster Curtains & Hattie's Lotions, Creams, and Salves ("Nobody Can Say No To Hattie's").

Jackie & Dunlap pull back the curtain for a special behind-the-scenes look at a Red State Update songwriting session. Hear the beginnings of their sure-to-be-hit single, "Dracula's Got Ebola!" It's like being in the Brill Building if people in the Brill Building wore hazmat suits.

Sponsored by Mr. Leaky ("No Ebola People") and Gracesayers ("Introducing the Help-Me-God Squad").

Jackie & Dunlap on Ebola. Listen from a safe distance and wash your hands after.

Sponsors: Mr. Leaky & High Dollar Cookies.

Jackietron & Old Man Dunlap take a look back at the past 1000 episodes.

Sponsors: Tee Tee Slott, Skunky's

Jackie dies.

Time jump! Flash ahead to the Final Episode, as Jackie and Dunlap fill you in on the final days of Murfreesboro from the safety(?) of Jockie's Bunker. Find out what burned! What's still standing! Who are the Too Many Mayors? Learn the fate of Tee Tee Slott, Don Jeckyl Jr, Peanut Pockets Steakhouse, Dom Podge, Wizardbeards, Skunky's, Reo McElroy and the McElroy Boys, Wiretower's Washed Jars, Wet Breads, Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable, Dr. Birdman, Jimmy, Johnny Greenstreet, the escaped prisoners, the Pregreeters, Miss Phillips, and pretty much the whole mess of 'em! Who gave the Three Speeches that saved Murfreesboro? What is the final outcome of the Sullivan/McKinley War? WHERE IS GHOST/HURT BIRD?

Thanks for listening to almost 100 episodes, y'all! What happens now?

Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's fight with ISIS in Iraq, and Palin's fight at a party in Alaska. Plus Jackie's message to America, Dunlap's plan for the Republicans, What's Your Favorite Race?, and Zimmermanwatch!

Sponsored by Snakeheads and the Bible.

Jackie and Dunlap do another, final You-Ask-'Em! YOU told us what to talk about! WE talked about it! OR avoided talking about it and went off on a weird, rambling tangent.

Plus Crisis at the Murfreesboro City Fair! And the latest on Johnny Greenstreet and Dr. Birdman's attempts to rescue Hurt/Ghost Bird.

Sponsored by Jim Beavers of Comcast Cable and The Squatting Winker. 

Obama's got a tan suit, no strategy, and doesn't believe it's WWIII. WRONG WRONG WRONG! Jackie and Dunlap are here to set the record straight. Also Labor Day, Boat Police, Retired Jackie, James Bond, Jack Ryan, Dave, the Act Right List, Black Reagan, and Vaughn Meader. 

Sponsored by Johnny Greenstreet's Get Out! ("Not Rescuing Hurt Ghost Bird") and Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Murfreesboro City Fair ("Next Week!")

Jackie & Dunlap on Harry Reid vs. Asians, Kevin Sorbo vs. Ferguson, Big Boy vs. Burger King, Jackie vs. Hamburglar, & Dunlap vs. Charles S. Dutton. 

Sponsored by Dr. Birdman's Free Hurt Bird Rally and smaller Free Jimmy Rally, and The Tee Tee Slott's Murfreesboro Bottled Water Association's Mayor's Office/Coley's Christian Cinemas Peace Screening (Of Possibly "Blended.")