Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the fifth anniversary of their album "How Freedom Sounds" by playing you all the crappy-sounding rejected demos that didn't make it on the record.

Please adjust audio levels and expectations accordingly.

"How Freedom Sounds" is available for download on iTunes, Amazon, or streaming services Spotify, Rdio, all them. It is also usually available on eBay for 1 cent.

Jackie and Dunlap on Texas, tampons, ventriloquism, racism, riots, Zimmerman, mushroom soup, Snowden, steampunk, women, fireworks, the patriarchy, t-shirts, guns, drones, and Uncle Dave Macon Days. Thanks to all our good Facebook and Twitter buddies for the suggestions.

Sponsored by Bird Man and Dunlap's Zazzle Shop.

Jackie and Dunlap on the YouTube viral video "4th of July DUI Checkpoint - Drug Dogs, Searched without Consent, Rights Taken Away, while Innocent" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-WMn_zHCVo Murfreesboro in the news again! Are you pro-DUI or anti-constitution? THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO SIDES

Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas (premiering the latest Santorum-prouced film "A Full Heart") and Dom Podge's Tax Whiz ("Get a framed Car Constitution!")

Jackie and Dunlap on Independence Day, Gay Marriage, George Zimmerman, Paula Deen, Edward Snowden, and the sweet release of death

Sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinemas ("Come see Rick Santorum's new movie Rascal the Praying Mule!") and Miz Mary's Butter Dump ("Sorrowful Racists Welcome").

Jackie and Dunlap on Paula Deen, Edward Snowden, and masturbating fetuses.

Sponsored by Little Helen's ("Grand Reopening") and not sponsored by The Big House ("Serving Murfreesboro Old Money Since 1863").

SPOILER ALERT! Jackie and Dunlap talk about Superman for an hour. Maybe a little Bonnaroo. Mostly Superman, though.

Brought to you by Coley's Christian Cinemas and The Glory Hole. Not Jickie's Market, though, and definitely not Jockie's.

"Get The Hell Out Of My Store Hippie" is from the Red State Update album "How Freedom Sounds" available on iTunes!

Jackie and Dunlap on the NSA, PRISM, spying, drones, the IRS, Verizon, FBI, etc., etc., so forth and so on.

Brought to you by Wet Bread's new Lunch Tank, and a warning for Texas from Tee Tee Slott.

Jackie and Dunlap on Alex Jones vs. Bill O'Reilly, Cheerios vs. racists, mermaids vs. leprechauns, and John McCain vs. Bob Hope.

Brought to you by Coley's Snack Foods and Wet Bread's.

The War on Terror's Over, Boy Scouts are Gay, and Eric Holder is investigating himself. Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on all these issues, but also talk a lot about Chinese buffets.

Brought to you by Wizardbeard's and Wet Bread's.

Jackie and Dunlap on all the scandals: Benghazi, the IRS, the AP phone numbers. Gloating! Laughing! Cheering! Cover-ups! Lies! Intimidation! A poor grasp of the order of succession! Lone Ranger looks pretty good, maybe we'll go see that!

Sponsored by Tax Whiz, whose new slogan is "We were right all along!"