Regular Features

- Steve: Read parental pornography

- Joe: Lied about Bake Off

- Matt: Plagiarised Sliders

- Log: Attacked an allergic man with Nutella

The charges were all dropped. Nice picture by @GaryDooton. GO AWAY.

On this week's episode, Gav reveals some American football naughtiness while Steve n Log get all hot n bothered by the continuing adventures of Quantick Meridian.

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Log n Steve bring the funnies while Joe n Gav kidnap their colleague Alanah who celebrated her birthday with the boys in an abattoir.

You can follow Alanah here: https://twitter.com/Charalanahzard

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Log embarks on a multi-part science-fiction feature-epic, the future of which lies in your hands. Steve imagines a world in which Godzilla's big ol' dong has a happy holiday, and Matt wonders what it might be like if will.i.am were a penguin. Can you even imagine? No need! We imagined for you.

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LIVE SHOW: Joe does a Doctor Who thing because he has ulterior motives, Steve reads Wikipedia, Matt is furious about a man who had a gun, Log brings Nick Clegg back into relevance, and Gav continues to use the podcast as a means of advertising his frequently hairless arsehole.

Joe deleted the real podcast this week, so Gav went full Judge John Deed on his lilywhite ass. Meanwhile, Log bought a dog with his mum.

Watch us live at your earliest convenience. We're playing at the Canal Cafe Theatre on Monday 7th August. Tickets here: https://canalcafetheatre.com/

Matt goes to France, gets sexy with cavemen, and eats pubes, I think. Gav enthralls canaries and writes totally original music. Log represents billions of men by hating this one woman.

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We've gone cat crazy in this, the episode of Regular Features that features precisely one feature about cats. This week, Steve reviews several cats from a documentary he watched while cradled in the arms of fellow film critic and large-bladdered silver fox Mark Kermode. And Matt takes us all on the speed chase of a lifetime. You have to listen to believe it.

Please come to our next live show, which takes place on Monday August 7th at the Canal Cafe Theatre in London. We would be engorged to see you! Click the link to find out how to!

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250 episodes and we still haven't found a feature worth repeating. There's only one thing for it...to carry on our brave search for ANOTHER 250 EPISODES!!

(but we're definitely stopping after that)

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Steve thought he was heading to Gav and Joe's office for a simple Regular Features goodtime recording party sesh. Little did he know that he would soon be amidst the most grueling, invasive job interview of his absolutely tiny life, and might be dead before it was all over.

Also, I think we miscounted how many episodes we had to go before the big 250 live show, so just shut up about it.