Matt goes to France, gets sexy with cavemen, and eats pubes, I think. Gav enthralls canaries and writes totally original music. Log represents billions of men by hating this one woman.

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We've gone cat crazy in this, the episode of Regular Features that features precisely one feature about cats. This week, Steve reviews several cats from a documentary he watched while cradled in the arms of fellow film critic and large-bladdered silver fox Mark Kermode. And Matt takes us all on the speed chase of a lifetime. You have to listen to believe it.

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250 episodes and we still haven't found a feature worth repeating. There's only one thing for it...to carry on our brave search for ANOTHER 250 EPISODES!!

(but we're definitely stopping after that)

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Steve thought he was heading to Gav and Joe's office for a simple Regular Features goodtime recording party sesh. Little did he know that he would soon be amidst the most grueling, invasive job interview of his absolutely tiny life, and might be dead before it was all over.

Also, I think we miscounted how many episodes we had to go before the big 250 live show, so just shut up about it.

Gav is in Kenya. No one knows why. Honestly it probably doesn't even matter.

Log, Steve and Joe got together, took their shorts off and shouted into a microphone for just ages. Enjoy.

Sorry, this one's just Log and Steve talking for absolutely ages about these four things exclusively:

- Idle animations

- Roger Helmer

- Whales

- Salad

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Joe, Steve & Gav try their best to escape from a van that once belonged to Houdini.

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What happens when good boys get bad haircuts? Find out in this thrilling 245th episode of the podcast professors are calling "immensely fruity".

Matt has been on HONEYMOON, Joe wants to rekindle things with an old friend, and Log has a quiz so you can work out what type of Conservative voter you are.