Regular Features

Who wears jort jorts? We wear jort jorts, though our jort jorts have almost no bearing at all on the content of this episode of Regular Features, in which Log introduces the Toon Blast community to the squirtin' philosophy, and Matt takes us all on a whistlestop tour of Amsterdahamsterdams.

As always, we love you, and stay safe please. You're the only readers we've got.

Welcome to the live show sandwich. The bread is audience applause, the ham is Joe talking about a man he met in a hut, the cheese is Gav making miners angry, the lettuce is Log doing a sexy summer panto, and Steve's dirty Westworld parody is that little stick with an olive. EAT IT, YOU DOGS.

Have you seen the original Blade Runner? No? Oh, you're scuttered, pal, sorry.

Come watch us live at the Canal Cafe Theatre on June 4th! It's well cheap and we're fun guys to spend a maximum of one to one-and-a-half hours with: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

Come for the great features, stay for the top ladbants between Gav, Log and Steve, leave after it gets a bit awkward right at the end.

But COME BACK for our June 4th live show at the Canal Cafe Theatre in London London London: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507

Whomp? There it is. You did say you'd lost a Whomp, didn't you? Yeah, someone handed it in. Anyway if you want to know what's in this week's episode, Steve brings a skin complaint, and Log tries to get you off. Off to sleep, that is! Nothing sexy please, this is a polite podcast

It's the bank holiday and Matt, Joe n Gav are three chilled out boys with something (features) on their mind.

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Hang your chads down your dads if it ain't another episode of Regular Features!!

Steve, Matt and Log talk the Journalism Horse, Amelie's Fish-Babe, and much more besides. Mostly the latter.

On this week's show, can YOU tell the difference between Neil Morrissey and just plain old dickhead Morrissey? What kind of God of War are YOU? And do YOU want to hear all about Steve's summer outfit? We sure hope so...

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This week's show was recorded LIVE at the Canal Cafe Theatre.

Every month we get drunk and do some nonsense on stage and then meet up with YOU lovely people afterwards. It's a fun time.

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