Regular Features

Come one, come all and listen to us casually gobbing off as if our words deserve to be heard!

Coming to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go.

(This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)

Matt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, Steve hasn't seen the latest Terminator film, and Log faces real-life tragedy head-on, pushing his nose right up against it so that it looks a bit like a smushed up tomato. But a very sad tomato, because tragedy has occurred.

Matt takes us on a big wet adventure, Gav finds a woman who hasn't seen The Ring, and Steve appears to be melting from the heat but don't worry he'll probably somehow survive.

How many emotions can you name? 3?!

Well, they're all in this episode. Every single one of them. There's laughter, sadness and...what's the other one? Purple? That's one isn't it? Fuck off, yes it is.

Matt gives us unfettered rummaging access to the nooks and pant-crannies of his squalid office cave, Steve gives us a full-fat grilling on subjects of his choosing, and Log celebrates fatty-bum-bum day because it's nice to be alive. Contains dadbods

In this new episode of the podcast that is the podcast what is called Regular Features, Steve's got sex tips, Matt's got buffet bothers and Log's singing a song about somebody who was in love and then dies and it's sad. Those are the things we did. Now I simply must go. I can't just stand around here all day explaining everything to you.

We were all on holiday this week so we've picked our favourite live features to remind you how great we are not just behind closed doors but also sometimes above pubs.

The Regular Features team are getting ready to go on holiday this week! Except for Log, who's writing this description now, knowing that his friends are going to live on a fucking yacht for a few days, while he sits in his own pub, a prisoner of all the booze he's chosen to surround himself with. Why not drink the booze, Log? Just drink it all and have a holiday *in your head*! This episode Includes some OK Cupid and barring of customers

Another new way to innovate, you say? Yes, OK! This episode was made without any of us talking to each other at ALL. Like we HATE each other now. That's our new thing. That Steve, eh. What a prize pillock! ANyway: Gav does OK Cupid, Matt tries to get us all together again, and Log makes a big audio mess in your lap. Contains anus