Regular Features

There's a bit in this episode where we fold ourselves through a couple of the higher dimensions of irony, sarcasm and self-awareness to form an obscene podcast tesseract in which it could be mistakenly conceived that we are being hugely offensive for no reason. I believe, however, that we're attempting to make a larger point about the feckless deployment of offensive language as a substitute for thoughtful comedy. We also explore the commuting of an author's moral responsibility to an unwitting speaker, through the forced, verbatim recital of said author's offensive speech, you know, just while we're at it.

BASICALLY WE'RE NOT HATEFUL YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US.

Gav finds some tips on being awesome from Richard Burton and Log does about 3 features. Steve's throat is sore so send him your get well wishes by doing a kiss into the air and blowing it out a window or something.

We did poems because we can do anything if we just put our minds to it.

Matt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, Steve is adamant that he isn't there, Gavin seems keen to offend everyone, and Log is talking about his bumhole again. Congratulations, you are listening to Regular Features.

Come with me and you'll be in a word of Roger Helmer newsletters! That sort of fits with that song, doesn't it?

Enjoy some post-live-show funk as Gav tries to work out if Matt & Steve are a bunch of replicunts.

Another live show! If you missed it in person, or simply want to remind yourself of what an INCREDIBLE NIGHT you had, you can watch the whole thing in video form too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtFX0mSNL9A&feature=youtu.be (theme song music by Kevin MacLeod of Incomputech.

Matt has problems with his bladder, Steve invited the team to embrace his eggs with both hands, and Log gets everyone up to speed on everything that happened in the 1970s.

In this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts professionally to a bad review of his pub on TripAdvisor by reading the review out in a silly voice, Steve has some good ideas for new science fiction drama television show, and Matt has a go at being Gav by abusing a stranger over text message.

Sorry if this description isn't very entertaining but I've got guests coming over and I literally have to clear away my sex toys before they get here.

It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. Please, it's my last picture. It's the only remaining picture I have of my dead wife. Please, man who is repossessing my home because I am depressed and out of work, do not take this picture of my dead wife. It is worth nothing to you.

What's that? Did this unassuming podcast description just unlock a cool and original new way of interpreting the lyrics to the song 'Bad Day' by REM? Yeah it did, you better believe it booyyyy.

This episode has Joe, Steve and Gav in it. Joe does a ouija board, Steve investigates alternate timelines and Gav badmouths a fish. Have fun.