Regular Features

Live and unedited, because who can be arsed with *that*. Matt collides European music with hurled confections, Steve conducts a live action game of Fantasy Football, Gav commits a treachery so profoundly recursive that it makes good men evil, and Log says goodbye. For about twenty minutes. One word, twenty minutes. Also we got hijacked by a loyal and generous reader

Is it pronounced Ginster's or Jinster's? We say it every way in this, the ninety fifth episode of the podcast what we have been doing.

Is it pronounced Ginster's or Jinster's? We say it every way in this, the ninety fifth episode of the podcast what we have been doing.

Matt and Steve dial themselves ACROSS THE GLOBE to collect the precious mind-fluids of Log and Gavin. Will they restore peace to the land before the horcrux shards fall into evil hands?

Matt and Steve dial themselves ACROSS THE GLOBE to collect the precious mind-fluids of Log and Gavin. Will they restore peace to the land before the horcrux shards fall into evil hands?

Team Features is on ACTUAL holiday, broadcasting AS LIVE from sunny Sitges, where Matt is being omni-molested in both the eyeballs (with an unbidden sighting of a rough anus on waking) and then right on the male penuz what he's got. That's why you can hear birds in this episode, because apparently Spanish birds love nothing less than honking, hooting and tweeting into our microphones while we're tryiiinngg to do a podcaaaast you guuuuuys.

Team Features is on ACTUAL holiday, broadcasting AS LIVE from sunny Sitges, where Matt is being omni-molested in both the eyeballs (with an unbidden sighting of a rough anus on waking) and then right on the male penuz what he's got. That's why you can hear birds in this episode, because apparently Spanish birds love nothing less than honking, hooting and tweeting into our microphones while we're tryiiinngg to do a podcaaaast you guuuuuys.

Three people should equal three features, right? WRONG. Gav barely does anything in this one, Steve's strangely absent but Log saves it all with a sexy list.

Three people should equal three features, right? WRONG. Gav barely does anything in this one, Steve's strangely absent but Log saves it all with a sexy list.

Matt did something cool in real life and tells us about it like a big showoff, Gav has arsehole friends on Facebook so you don't have to, and Log discovers that simply walking around can throw anywhere up to TWO behavioural dilemmas into your path