Regular Features

Matt did something cool in real life and tells us about it like a big showoff, Gav has arsehole friends on Facebook so you don't have to, and Log discovers that simply walking around can throw anywhere up to TWO behavioural dilemmas into your path

A fortnight old encounter with a horse has Steve still running on equine feature fumes, while Log's pelvic altruism sees him donating every cubic inch of useful insides. Meanwhile Gav is... hold on, what the eff? WHO THE EFF??

A fortnight old encounter with a horse has Steve still running on equine feature fumes, while Log's pelvic altruism sees him donating every cubic inch of useful insides. Meanwhile Gav is... hold on, what the eff? WHO THE EFF??

With Gav and Steve shipping out to Iceland for a week of crazy horse adventures, the podcast team is torn asunder and the regularity of the now-reliably-weekly Regular Features falls into mild jeopardy. Can one hundred thousand kilometres of ocean or whatever it is stop us from bringing you the LATEST thing of the thing that we do? No! In a podcasting FIRST, we present the only podcast ever to have been recorded in two different places and then stuck together in our preferred audio editing suite. Enjoy.

With Gav and Steve shipping out to Iceland for a week of crazy horse adventures, the podcast team is torn asunder and the regularity of the now-reliably-weekly Regular Features falls into mild jeopardy. Can one hundred thousand kilometres of ocean or whatever it is stop us from bringing you the LATEST thing of the thing that we do? No! In a podcasting FIRST, we present the only podcast ever to have been recorded in two different places and then stuck together in our preferred audio editing suite. Enjoy.

Matt describes the quiet hostility of moving in with your partner, Steve undoes an ancient hex, and Log drops a "fuck you, I'm off" bombshell that's not quite as dramatic as it could be

Matt describes the quiet hostility of moving in with your partner, Steve undoes an ancient hex, and Log drops a "fuck you, I'm off" bombshell that's not quite as dramatic as it could be

Steve surprises Matt and Gav with some chocolate as they recount tales of spousal abuse and fainting in bed.

Steve surprises Matt and Gav with some chocolate as they recount tales of spousal abuse and fainting in bed.

Log notices a similarity between this and his favourite podcast, while Gav asks us whether we're arseholes, by comparing our answers to a curiously specific checklist of observed behaviour.