ReMake Me

Justin still has a cold and may sound extra sexy, Russ doesn’t remember board game night, the Notre Dame Cathedral was on fire and that was crazy, Russ’s latest homeless guy YouTube video, David Cronenberg has a messed up mind, twin movies are confusing – this one even more so, the chest spreader that’s not for your chest, gynecological tools for mutant women, learning to conjugate with Russ, The Conjuring lady died and we have feelings, Crash is an interesting look into subcultures – it’s also totally messed up, stop saying anus!, Russ has never played Russian Roulette,

Next week: The Manitou & Bad Milo

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It’s our relationship episode!, Ben’s here!, Excitement!, Sobriety!, Justin is getting a cold, Russ doesn’t know what words are, Ben loses stuff, Russ made a game out of Justin’s dating story from last week –  the first of two games this episode, Swingers was Russ’s teenage movie, is Miramax still a thing?, Jenn comes down into the basement to play a weird version of the Newlywed Game to find out who knows more about Russ, we’re old now, trying to figure out what the answering machine means, being physically close with friends (not like that), calling a girl and her dad answers, Ben’s non-story, don’t watch Late Last Night, why does nobody know what a synopsis is?, Ricky sucks, the Dwight Yoakam story

Next week: Dead Ringers & Crash

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Russ enjoyed relistening to episode 100, Justin is a professional, the kid that destroys toilets, the first $50, hiring yourself for yardwork, bonding with the not-father-in-law, missing the mom spit, a real thinker, Argento’s weird style, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giallo , Russ had a weird Argento binge last year, extreme close ups on small inanimate objects, a sweeping crane shot made small, this episode is basically just talking about the filmmaking, are the soundtracks supposed to be dissonant?, the Nighthawks scene, maybe a bit of Stanley Kubrick in Argento?, Ben if you’re reading this: don’t listen to this episode, does fanny in Italy mean the same as USA or England?, the weird dubbing, why does Carlo go out like that?, how to do a voyeuristic camera, Kubrick was a crazy person, creepy doll, the craziest story ever, the eye thing from Opera will give you nightmares, Justin has a sad funny story to tell, Zeno’s paradox chat didn’t really work well with the ladies, Russ has a thing to say

Next week: Swingers & Made

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Rest in Peace Larry Cohen, this is our tribute to the weird writer/director, Russ starts the podcast off by getting a little dirty, Justin doesn’t know directions, a classy way to begin the podcast, Justin’s social calendar has been very full this week, the easy shorthand that Russ makes sure is not easy at all, Facebook wanted Russ to know that Justin was going to see Kyle Kinane, Justin tells stories from the show, Russ stumps Justin with a comedy question, It’s Alive 3 is the Jurassic Park: The Lost World of killer mutant baby movies, how Larry Cohen directs, the court room drama that starts off this movie, apparently that scene was about AIDS – thanks Larry, then a boat happens and then they’re in Cuba for like 12 seconds and then they’re in Florida and then the movie is over, Justin never heard the word measles, Russ wants to have an intervention for Saxophone Ryan, The Corpse and the Coma in the style of Bakersfield, Russ the audio guy!, Maniac Cop is a zombie, what was the priest’s plan?, Die Hard reunion in MC3, Ted Raimi!, nothing matters about this movie until the end, he’s on fire WHILE driving a car, the documentary about Maniac Cop 3 is the best thing about Maniac Cop 3, 51 minutes?, how Larry Cohen writes, a gospel song about Maniac Cop 3 called Come with Me

Next week: Deep Red & Opera

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Russ and Justin can’t make small talk anymore, Russ is getting really into board games, Justin really likes having things, the sweet spot in board game podcasts, Justin educates Russ on a Shaggy Dog Story, Urkel for Toxic Avenger, bad Netflix cartoons, Justin’s girlfriend left him (for a month), is Them the precursor to Us? No, Titanic takes place on a boat, Romanian power options seem scary as hell, Russ’s adventures in electrical engineering, the neighbor who may be into some stuff, Them is fine but nothing special, Russ has two updates: one good and one bad, Justin shares a quick recipe, if you haven’t seen Us don’t listen to this!, VHS on film, Justin thought he was too white to understand Us until he realized it’s not about race at all, tense and unnerving, this movie sucks, the rollercoaster in the closet, the music is great, the movie is great, let’s discuss the twist, they’re C.H.U.D.s

Next week: It’s Alive 3 & Maniac Cop 3

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Russ disrobes, the Dad playlist, Russ just wants to be left alone, Justin is getting a visit from the proto-mother-in-law, there’s more than corn in Indiana there’s Indiana Beach, corn vs. the GMO-haters, people who work with computers for a living aren’t adults they are just well-paid children, an update on Russ’s short story story, Justin tries to White Knight and mansplain what a White Knight is, the reveal that is only a reveal 20 years later, Fort Wayne’s greatest Mayor Harry Baals, Russ gives up the ghost real early on his plan, Swarm is so bad, don’t watch Swarm of the Snakehead, most of this podcast is just dunking on SotS, Russ and Justin have questions, that one Cher video on the boat, trap door to nowhere, the snakehead EMP, Survivor is surprisingly non-racial, cull, weird John Ratzenberger moment in real life, car dealerships are the worst, 9/11 stories, weird driving laws, hand roundhouses, exploding O

Next week: Us & Them

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Russ starts the podcast off with something that has been on his mind since last week, guys who default to a female pronoun are a bit disingenuous, Russ is worried that he might be too much of a straight white male, Justin and his girlfriend are prettifying the house for a visit from her mom, Russ and his wife bought art from an art sweat shop, Justin cries about a barn, Russ winds up on a cruise with a bunch of rich people and watches them buy art, if you haven’t go watch Train to Busan right now!, Justin and Russ just kind of watched the movie, Russ pitches a Bollywood zombie version of Train to Busan, a new segment called Russ Kind of Doesn’t Understand the News, old ladies have bad teeth and love to eat things with hard in the name, a new segment called Russ Kind of Doesn’t Understand Action Movies, the Transformers movies are terrible but you knew that already, the cool CGI that Busan uses, The Girl with All the Gifts is either a great movie or it’s not, the movie starts off with just some disconcerting creepiness, there’s a lot of wasted potential in this movie, the bridge that made dogs commit suicide

Next week: Swarm of the Snakehead & Motel Hell

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It’s too early for Justin, Russ wishes his wife was more mean sometimes, Justin definitely isn’t dead yet, Russ was disappointed in A Quiet Place and Justin is disappointed in Russ, sometimes kids like things, blind skinny gorillas, Russ is not impressed by the monsters, this episode is just Russ complaining about things in movies, Russ doesn’t know why whiteboards exist, the baby box, deal with the immediate problem first, Emily Blunt gets Marv’d, the nail gun incident, being impressed by Amish people, the time Justin’s car exploded on the way to Denver, Marianne is a bit of a screamer, the one good thing about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot, comedy and horror are both about building and relieving tension, how A Quiet Place is kind of like the last episode of M*A*S*H and maybe Schindler’s List, Justin is kind of a big baby, Bird Box is a really long movie, looking pretty during the apocalypse, inky eyes

Next week: Train to Busan & The Girl with All the Gifts

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Russ starts off with a game that turns macabre, Justin downs a thing of water, how comedians deal with death, Insane Clown Posse ruins friendships, what kind of puker are you?, trying to keep your cool when a medical professional is fondling you, is Jug Face a fairy tale?, Justin still doesn’t know how he feels about Jug Face but Russ is all for it, two quick references to bands only we listen to, what did Russ do to the Jug Face dvd to make it skip at the nudey bits?, turns out they are brother/sister nudey bits – gross, bad CGI ghost boy, the Pit is real; believe in the Pit, Russ would worship the Pit; Justin is still on the fence, shun the non-believers, we talk about the Super Bowl (and the homeless), did I mention the Super Bowl?, will Google rate us better if we mention the Super Bowl again?, Justin is the wet blanket of the group, pouring one out for your homey for a little too long, this movie is really creepy, these characters really feel like people, Russ has an hypothesis on why we yell at the ones we love, Justin makes a hot Rachel Dratch joke that doesn’t come close to landing, this is a great monster, Russ makes a Tremors reference and doesn’t know how sports work

Next week: A Quiet Place & Bird Box

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The podcast is really starting to take a toll on Russ and Justin’s friendship, Justin got to freeze on Saturday, Russ can’t pee in yoga pants, Russ and Justin trade game show contestant stories, this is probably the worst double header in the history of the podcast, the original ending to Mac and Me, South Korea is afraid of fans, how not to start a movie, the safety of unlocked vaults, apparently KISS is really rock and roll, Kelsey Grammer is a bad person and also fell off a stage one time, how to film a phone call, Russ doesn’t know what the theme is, a stripper you can take home to grandma, the rest of them are stuffed animals, do hobgoblins float?, the hand that rocks the car, “rewatchability”, how do these fantasies work?, nightly and nudely, did the officer exist or not?, how not to fight with nunchucks, watch Hobgoblins with some friends, we’re old, GPK is awful, is everyone in this movie a pedophile?, three adults are beating up a child and that’s how this family movie starts, Captain Manzini is a timeless being, https://www.gofundme.com/help-john-buechler , why are they singing now?, it turns out 15 year old kids shouldn’t drive, Russ wants to figure the movie out but you don’t have to, she’s 15!

Next week: Jug Face & The Ritual

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