Remedial Lit

We test our understanding of genetics and geography with the 90's techno-thriller Relic. Which is a fancy way of saying we make Connor tell us about it and I saw half the movie. With twists even dumber than you could expect, we get to travel through time to the R-rated cut of A Night at the Museum. Also there are possibly cat ghosts.

I've got to quit using the word "explicitly". Back after we took some time to record our next series. Concluding our story with a long drawn out whimper rather than a bang, Eragon battles an evil king and saves the kingdom. Kind of. After a lot of feasts. Join us as we button up this tale and prove you really make any book novel length if you attach enough side stories.

Joined by our upbeat friend Cole, as well as our evil dopplegangers at the end, we continue to explore the journey of Eragon through the third book in the Inheritance Cycle. This novel further elaborates on the political systems of the magical world that remind us why everyone loved the Star Wars Prequels. Then they remember they're in a fantasy universe and throw in some dragons at the end. Altogether, I'd say it's pretty buttoned up.

Eragon continues to stumble through the plot while his cousin desperately tries to salvage this sequel with courage, bravery and adventure. We somewhat stay on topic and ignore all those parts though to make sure we cover the elven politics. The training arc has begun, now we just have to stay awake for it.

The award winning movie with John Malkovich apparently has a novel tie in we just had to check out. I had to go on blood pressure medication after reading this one but we're back. The 2010's answer to Fourth Wing, Eragon tells the tale of the world's most moronic dragon knight and his origin in a small (possibly British) village. All of the plot is in the last ten minutes.

Apologies for the delays! We've been busy working on everyone's favorite series that follows an annoying blue dragon and barely had time to edit. This episode, we continue down a dark path of torture, loss and recipe discussions as everyone's favorite sociopath returns. Now forced to live his own neighborhood, Morgan must care for his family while waging a one man guerilla war against the government. Some serial killers and raiders show up but more importantly we get to discuss crop yields.

The delving into paranormal romance continues with the Ex Hex, a novel by Erin Sterling. Two lovers, one cursed by the other, meet again after years apart only to find their reunion has triggered the doom of Graves Glenn, Georgia. Not that any of that matters, they pretty handily ignore that aspect and instead go on plenty of dates. As the first 1/10 we've given, I congragulate this book for breaking us

Apologies for the delay folks, our writers are on strike and we had to get our AI up and running to get this script done. This episode, we dive deep into Max Brook's second best known novel and take a look at the basest desires of humankind such as food, security and seven million dollar homes complete with a retinue of servants. When a disaster strikes though, the annoying residents of a quaint, bleeding-edge tech based hamlet are forced to survive, despite their best efforts. Once the ash clears, they'll soon learn that an active tectonic plate is only the second most dangerous thing they'll have to contend with.

We go back to our roots with a thrilling zombie tale. When Rick's family is put in danger, he'll have to call on the help of his closest friends who he's met just five minutes ago: a computer nerd, his old captain and a cartoon quoting serial killer. Along the way this lovable band will find monster truck riding assassins, hordes of dead gangsters and a cheap knock off of the best John Malkovich character.

Four straight, white men bravely take on the popular new Eastern inspired women's empowerment novel. Iron Widow is a story of moral questions and tough answers, answers our heroine, Wu Zeitan, ignores as she carves a bloody path to power and revenge. She is assisted in this task by her loyal simp henchmen and together they take vacations, cook sweet rolls and briefly fight the space faring aliens that seek to completely obliterate humanity. Inspired by our love of anime, we sought here to understand the damaged mind that could conjure a sociopath like Wu Zeitan and found so much more than we could've hoped for.