In this bonus episode of your favourite unexpected food podcast, generously peppered with beautiful anecdotes, dark tendencies and lots of laughs, we're chatting the ideal Scottish breakfast, going method when making the wain's packed lunch and trouble assembling a pizza oven, plus being terrified by your 3 year old, being a top shagger and a vasectomy carried out by ZZ Top on Balls road. Yes you read that correctly.

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FINALLY, a Hollywood actor on the podcast. This week, incredible actor, fabulous raconteur and owner of a closet full of cocks, Tony Curran joins Martin and Gordon for an hour jam packed full of chat. Stories of Sean Connery and Dustin Hoffman just to name a few, plus footie chat, times we've gone "full Compston", Tony's Slash Gordon moment, his wife's cock closet, Gordon's experience with a little blue pill, fury at a car boot and so so much more. Settle in for this one!

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In today's list of bonus topics that don't make sense on paper, but complete sense in context of this podcast: pineapple in a toastie, sibling knife fights, fury at bikes, kids being bastards, an exploding car window and Gordon, the Handsome Barman. Enjoy!

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In the podcast recording time-space continuum it's Burns night, so of course Gordon has turned up in his full regalia...Martin has not. We're chatting pizza makers and the potential fire risk associated with a new Ooni challenge, an update for the Battery Park and a very special West End Offer.

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A pish fish shop name and a fishy dilemma...how many fish should one receive for a fish supper? - Just two of todays topics brought up by the correspondence from you, the listener. Plus, a resourceful rascal trying to get in on Foxy's challenge, when you prioritise chicken in a robbery and terrible footie chat.

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Another heathy dose of trans-atlantic carry on from the clown and the wolfman, chatting cooking your toastie in a bag, the curious case of Thomas Kurian, a private jet pilot, whiskey in a wolf's head, a twisted testicle, a human dartboard, secrets you've kept from your parents and we hear all of your sibling disputes.

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Another bonus episode comes to you jam packed full of correspondence from our listeners both north and south of the border. We're chatting more skin on/skin off fish suppers, a B-tech Steve Arnott, sliding into DMs, a spinning roundhouse kick, and a message from Shady Man #1.

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Catch up with Martin and Gordon as we salivate over our kids' turkey dinosaurs, debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza, navigate through frisbee courses, explain the nickname 'Cyril' and talk knowing you've grown up when you're not nabbing someone's forklift truck.

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Foxy's still with Gordon and Martin as they go through more brilliant correspondence from you! A mishap following some anger fuelled soup means a sink gets it with a hammer, Foxy gets involved in the fish supper skin on/skin off debate, we chat best curries and getting saucy marks on your Christmas jumper.

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Our first guest of the year - and it's a good one. Jason Fox i.e Foxy joins Martin and Gordon for this week's hour or so of carry on. They talk about when the royalty visited Foxy in hospital in Jordan, difficult experiences, being hard as nails, Foxy's playlist going into battle, what it takes to bully a special forces operative off a Whatsapp group, being there for your mates, and an experience with a limo in San Francisco.

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