Christmas sandwiches are a thing again. Hallelujah. This podcast will 100% make you want to shove the closest cranberry and turkey filled bap in your mouth immediately. 

Joel and Hannah also read out an email from listener, Annie. Lucky they did, because it reveals a global conspiracy involving their wikipedia pages. Either Hannah’s page is very wrong, or she’s been hiding something from us…

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Hannah has realised that Joel talks infuriatingly slowly and is currently working out whether people can be put on 1.5 speed IRL and not just on voicenotes. Bless him.

Also - and it’s dangerously early to be discussing this - despite Joel famously disliking Christmas, he’s actually feeling keen this year! Hannah shares her dream Christmas and calls on AI for help on festivity planning… has Chat GPT even been around for a Christmas yet? 

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Joel and Hannah run through each other’s icks... and it sounds strangely therapeutic. Good for them. They then tackle a problem that, by the sounds of it, has been causing a rift between them for many a moon. Joel’s socks. Hannah poses a radical and revolutionary re-set that would change Joel’s feet forever. 

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In this week’s episode Joel reveals his three greatest (and most questionable) “talents”. Spoiler alert - at the peak of his powers he could balance an assembly bench on his chin. We’ll let you ponder that one. 

Joel also shares a crazy father-son day involving copious nappies and Wilde’s first ever experience of a service station toilet. Buckle up.

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Thanks to the fabulous Never Have I Ever community - who are never afraid to slide into Hannah’s DMs with tips and tricks - Joel’s lifelong dream of soaring into the sunset with Wilde in a running buggy is closer than ever. Who knew you could rent one?! 

On a rather different note, Hannah reminisces about her Dad religiously bringing a broadsheet newspaper in with him to the toilet. What a way to spend 15-45 minutes. This generation could never.

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The team start this week’s episode exploring the crazy idea of discussing something serious - then accidentally end up doing just that! What highly intellectual, philosophical question do they grapple with in this bold new world? “Will AI get so sexy, humanity ends?”. 

Then the boat gets pushed out yet further. Joel runs a fashion show consisting of Producer Joe trying out clothes that Joel’s decided to gift him. By all accounts Producer Joe cuts a very dashing figure!

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Joel has just filmed CBeebies bedtime stories. Iconic stuff (made so by the sultry voiced Tom Hardy). And, a lot harder than it looks, reading a book from start to finish with no mistakes. If you want to hear Mum and Dad’s most loved and hated kid’s books, look no further.

Hannah also clocks just how embarrassed Wilde is going to be of Joel as he gets older. Secondary school will be killer - enjoy being cool-Dad while you can...

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Hannah reveals that she was a prefect at school. Oooooo. Goody two-shoes. Joel, on the other hand, didn’t take to academics quite as well. They decide that as long as Wilde is a combination of the best parts of both of them that he should be fine. Reckon Wilde gives prefect energy? 

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Hello you beauties! Because we know you love this podcast so much, we thought you might like this too.

A brand new podcast from Leigh Francis, Emma Bunton, Jade Jones, and Jill Francis - where anything can (and probably will) happen!

Each week, they’ll be taking topic suggestions from listeners and diving headfirst into whatever you want to hear about. From parenthood and fame to 90s fashion and cold wedding buffets, no subject is off limits.

Unlikely Friends is all about laid-back chats that are funny, honest, insightful, and sometimes surprisingly deep - with a few shocking revelations along the way. Check out full episodes of Unlikely Friends on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. 

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If you’ve ever wanted an insight into Joel and Hannah’s social media algorithms, look no further. Carpentry, self-help medical info, leopard print coats - a rather heady mix. In fact, it sounds like social media has finally killed Joel’s attention span for good. Hannah’s painfully aware that everything distracts him nowadays! TVs, phones, women in booty shorts…

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