Joel and Hannah have clocked a couple of “dicey dates” on Joel’s upcoming tour that are a little close for comfort to Hannah’s due date. The Shrewsbury date being the main culprit. It’s all getting a bit squeaky bum time now guys!

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On this week’s bonus, Hannah’s curated robe collection come under the microscope. How many robes can one woman sensibly have? Should there even be a limit? How many distinct occasions do you even need a specialised robe for? Joel on the other hand, is a crazy-hat man. Like, objectively FAR too many hats. Hats vs Robes, if you will.

And oh yeh - Hannah got her boobs out for a 4D scan of her very pregnant self, which will be turned into a lovely little bronze statue that her and the family will get to keep forever! The heart bursts.

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Joel and Hannah really cover a lot of ground on this week’s ep. From the loft, to that damned smoke machine, their potential funeral plans, and Hannah’s latest coat purchase. They do say variety is the spice of life...

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More BTS BRIT Award gossip for you in this week’s special - Joel and Hannah had an absolute corker of a time. By the sounds of it, their only regret was not nuggying Harry Styles. You win some, you lose some.

Then Joel decided to bring it back down a peg or two while recounting their service station toilet trip on the way home, detailing some of the challenges facing men in public restrooms. Cheers Joel.

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Mum and Dad went to the BRIT Awards! Amazingly, they were right behind Noel Gallagher on the red carpet - the crowd was going WILD. Sure a large percentage of the screams, tears and faintings were for Joel though. Not just Noel. Surely.

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Hannah reveals that she finds it quite sexy when Joel talks finances during meetings with their accountant. Who would have known financial jargon would do the trick! Although losing his wallet in the car pretty much cancels all that that out…

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Joel is touring again! Very exciting. Producer Joe will be coming to the London Palladium show - what more incentive could you possibly have to cop some tickets? Hannah, however, can’t make it. Getting her hair washed apparently (and potentially having a baby).

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On this week’s bonus, Joel learns that you don’t get husband-points for asking your pregnant wife to be "light" on her feet. In fact, you get minus points.

Also, if your partner doesn’t like nipple rings, and you randomly come home from work one day with one in… don’t be surprised if you’re ordered to remove it immediately. Joel's having such a rebellious start to his 40s!

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To Hannah’s delight, Joel recounts an incident involving an ex-girlfriend and a sex toy that almost resulted in a trip to hospital. Stay safe out there guys!

Also, Producer Joe's called on a favour from a therapist mate of his. We have an *actual* professional psychological diagnosis for Joel Dommett. Finally, we will understand the mysterious inner workings of the Dommett-mind... i.e. why Joel's unbearably awkward in small gatherings but more than comfortable telling jokes to thousands of people on stage. You’re welcome.

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Hannah’s seriously had enough of the loft. It needs a cleanse - the life size cardboard cutouts of Joel and, of course, the smoke machine, will be first to go. Tidy loft… tidy mind?

Hannah also envisions herself on a Mexican beach with a 6’5”, tanned “side piece”. Sounds delightful.

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