In this episode of Reverse Jackass (recorded eons ago back in November 2025), Nick and Evelyn debrief Evelyn’s recent visit to Southern California and officially confirm that peace talks can survive real-life proximity...but only in short bursts. 

Then, Nick delivers a true cold-weather horror story: a flight into Chicago featuring explosive barf, missing luggage, and one airport employee hitting his shift-ending limit so hard he drops a legendary “f** you” and disappears into the night.

Then Nick hits Evelyn with the main prompt: “What’s the hottest you’ve ever been in your life?”

Evelyn’s answer: Japan. Late July. Tottori sand dunes in rubber boots.

And because Nick calls mild BS on this story, AND this podcast can’t resist a receipt, Evelyn calls in her friend Jill Parker to confirm: YES, the sand dunes were truly nuclear, and YES, the trip featured some extremely questionable chaperone behavio(u)r (including the now-verified “I’m a raccoon” moment). Finally, Jill signs off like an absolute pro.

Cross-border diplomacy always wears rubber boots.

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It's Episode 24 on the 24th - make a wish!

Evelyn drags Nick into a true crime-themed episode of the RJ Pod… but instead of murder, we’re going straight to heists. First: a wildly French museum jewel robbery that Nick somehow missed entirely (despite being a true-crime guy). Then Evelyn hits him with Canada’s proudest, stickiest headline: the Great Maple Syrup Heist, featuring a strategic syrup reserve, barrels getting topped up with water, and a criminal empire that screams “OH! Canada!"

Nick counters with what he calls the most quintessentially American true crime: MLMs and confidence schemes, plus a detour into Bernie Madoff, Ponzi scheme logic, and why luxury brands basically benefit from chaos. 

This episode's got jewel heists, syrup heists, and enough reminders that the only way to properly pronounce anything en français, is likely with with a mouth full of syrop d'érable while wearing a toque.

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Let's turn back time a bit for this episode of the RJ Podasaurus: It’s the day before American Thanksgiving 2025 (YES IT IS CURRENTLY MARCH 2026 GET OVER IT), so naturally Nick tells a heartwarming tale about adopting a former champion show poodle… who immediately becomes an 8-pound, toothless, whisper-bark houdini in Nick's childhood home (and Nick’s eternal sworn enemy). There are cages. There’s a padlock. There is strategy.

Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to answer Nick’s question: who out there considers you their worst enemy? Cue a surprise call to Evelyn's sister Heather, who (a little too quickly, some might say), initially blames Evelyn’s toilet, but then reminds Evelyn of a friendship breakdown that she seems to have wiped clean from her memory.

This episode features “pick up five taco ingredients in rush-hour" energy, and is basically a masterclass in Canadian conflict style: polite texts with the emotional temperature of cold chicken McNuggets.

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In this episode of Reverse Jackass, Evelyn decides Nick has earned a very special privilege: taking her completely unofficial, moderately chaotic Canadian Citizenship Test. What follows is a rapid-fire gauntlet of blizzard logic, “sorry” etiquette, jacket math, door-holding aerobics, and the true Canadian definition of “not that far.”

Nick tries his best to answer like a respectable future citizen… but keeps getting derailed by windchill conversions, butter tart confusion, and an absolutely unhinged snow-shoveling scenario that Canada’s legal system would like to formally decline.

Cross-border peace talks, one multiple-choice question at a time.

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Nick kicks off with Maya Angelou’s timeless warning: when someone shows you who they are, believe them, then immediately lists three times he did not do that. He shares a therapist-world horror story (public ethical shaming), a restaurant-world horror story (the return of a difficult customer), and a dating-world horror story starring a drunk Star Wars screening and the wild sentence: “I could never date you because you have body hair.”

Evelyn answers the prompt with her own “I forgot how you are” moment… featuring an ex, a Canadian Tire, barbecue tongs, and the kind of public yelling that makes you consider changing your identity and moving provinces.

Nick caps it off by asking the important question: when the movie is made of Evelyn's life, what song plays when this man rounds the corner in slow motion, tongs in hand?

Reverse Jackass: The only podcast out there that can incorporate Maya Angelou,  Canadian Tire, and Oscar the Grouch in the same conversation.

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Episode 20 of the RJP! Evelyn comes armed (and only somewhat dangerous) with two stories about belonging, Canadian-style: the time she got a spiral perm to match the Grade 8 cool girls… and immediately became the school bus Chia Pet.

Then she takes Nick to Newfoundland (for the love of cod, please pronounce it properly, people!) for the sacred ritual of getting “screeched in” which includes fried bologna (yes, it’s called “Newfoundland steak”), a shot of Screech, a chaotic oath, and kissing a cod in exchange for honorary local status. And a certificate. 

Nick answers Evelyn’s question with the stuff he did (and didn’t do) to fit in: being perpetually late to haircut trends (exception: being a trailblazer in the bald movement), resisting frosted tips by the sheer grace of future regret, and briefly becoming a Dallas Cowboys starter jacket guy… for three days.

Two countries, one universal truth: belonging makes us do weird things.

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Hold onto your milk allergies, everyone. Nick tells the story of a wildly misguided “casino night” staff party from his teenage theme park days, where a bunch of dressed-up high schoolers played table games, won raffle tickets, and somehow ended the night with a realistic-looking BB gun as the grand prize. Things take a turn when that same gun accidentally ends up on school property, a sweet innocent kid gets kicked out, and Nick unknowingly sends the world’s most ill-timed Christmas card.

Meanwhile, Evelyn brings Canada’s finest gambling tradition to the table: Roll Up the Rim to Win. Live on-air, she demonstrates the deeply unglamorous reality of mangling a Tim Hortons cup with your teeth in pursuit of glory, all while explaining how the most Canadian prize imaginable is not a firearm, but maybe a donut...or, if Tim Horton himself smiles upon you, a pontoon.

A great cultural divide between “win a firearm” and “win a donut.”

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The ol' Reverse Jackass pod is back, and it's all about being nice on this episode. And bathrooms. But first, Evelyn re-activates the sacred mission of this podcast (peace talks, allegedly) and then slaps Nick a prompt with the entire purpose of making his skin crawl: what’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done that you never told anyone about? Nick panics in Catholic, tells a few stories, requests that Evelyn edit most of them out, then lands on a story about an unexpectedly heartfelt compliment that boomerangs back a year later.

Then we get a Bognar Bonus Story: Nick explains why he stopped letting strangers use the restaurant bathroom after one “quick restroom stop” turned into chaos, noise, and broken glass (and maybe a baby 9 months after, who knows?). Evelyn counters with a genuinely heroic mess: she and friends volunteer to clean a stranger’s apartment so filthy it required masks, gloves, garbage bags, and a full laundromat run.

🇨🇦🇺🇸 Two countries. Two bathroom sagas. One cleanup crew. Nothing but peace.

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In this episode of the Reverse Jackass podcast, Nick confesses his lifelong fear of horses (he blames a traumatizing 80s talk show and the subpar reconstructive surgery practices du jour), and relives the time he had to go horseback riding in France armed with exactly zero French equestrian-themed nouns. Meanwhile, Evelyn attempts to explain Canada’s mysterious (and slightly chaotic) “Stag and Doe” parties, which combine flannel, beer tickets, and light gambling in support of rural weddings.

The pair also tackle the classic French maxim “a thousand cheeses and one church,” exploring what that ratio might look like in the US and Canada. (Spoiler: Celine Dion is somehow involved.) There’s talk of cash bars, cultural shame, and how peach schnapps and the ibex might be South Africa’s secret weapon.

Join Nick and Evelyn as they expertly knit together a cross-border friendship that would rival the toques made by Newfoundland grandmothers.

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Nick and Evelyn are back with more cross-border camaraderie and chaos. On this episode, Evelyn attempts to explain Canada’s most divisive institution: Timothy Frickin' Hortons. Nick learns about double-doubles, four-by-fours, and the emotional calisthenics of ordering a mediocre coffee with pride and self-loathing in equal measure.

Meanwhile, Nick draws the most perfect parallel America has to offer: the Super Bowl. A tradition everyone watches, everyone critiques, and everyone participates in—begrudgingly or otherwise.

Together, they unpack what it means to love something while simultaneously roasting it to death. Whether it's donut balls named after Justin Bieber or halftime shows no one agrees on, this is Reverse Jackass at its bittersweet best.

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