Mark Indelicato may become the Fourth Leche. He slid right in! Strap in, milkers, because this week on Tres Leches, we’re rolling out the red carpet for a riotous chat with Mark about his 18-year reign in Hollywood, from stealing hearts as Justin Suarez on Ugly Betty to his scene-stealing role as Damien in Hacks Season 4 (which just debuted). Mark has literally been famous for longer than Katy Kerry.

What's on the Agenda?

👗 Fashion rants: NO MORE MALE STUNTS ON THE RED CARPET.

👑 Housewives hierarchy: Nene Leakes vs. Teresa Giudice vs. Kyle Richards (“She can’t take the smoke!”)

🎬 Queen Latifah’s “Last Holiday.” (That’s it. That’s the tweet)

✨Everything "HACKS"

Mark also reveals why he’d never share a Coachella house with influencers.