Pop Punk The Aughts Episode 8: Right Now
The boys decided against the glowing ice cream. Calories and whatnot. They exited the parlor and entered a massive room much like the first one they encountered.
"Is this where we came in?" Cameron asked, looking around.
"I don't know. All this shit looks the same." John grumbled. "I'm just ready to get the fuck out of here."
"Yeah." Memphis agreed. "I kinda want to go home right now."
After Memphis said "right now" they heard a loud boom and the floor began to open up again as before. They were expecting the same stage with the animatronic band to rise out of the hole but instead a large black plane emerged.
"The fuck is that?" Cameron yelled.
"I think that's a Blackbird." Memphis said, eyes wide. "You know, an SR-71. Those things are fast as shit."
"What the hell is it doing here?" John asked, not looking up from the golf game on his phone.
Just then, the cockpit opened up and a guy in a flight suit jumped out. He waved to the boys to come over as he turned to open a panel on the plane.
"I guess we should see what he wants." Cameron said, eyes squinting with suspicion.
As they got closer to the plane they realized the pilot was none other than Jason Biggs.
"Oh wow! It's Jason Biggs from the hot movie Loser!" Memphis exclaimed, searching his pockets. "Hang on, I think I have the poster here somewhere."
"What are you doing here?" Cameron asked. "Can you really fly that plane? Also did you really fuck that pie?"
"I sure did. I sure can and I heard you guys were looking to get out of here so I thought I'd give you a lift." Jason beamed, patting the plane.
"The exit's right there," John said, pointing. "That's where we came in and I nailed that nerd with my shoe."
They all turned to look. John was right.
"Aww man!" Jason said, kicking the ground. "I really wanted to show you guys Mach 3."
"Maybe next time," Memphis said. "Could you sign this real quick? Also do you have Seann William Scott's number?"
Will the boys make it out that easily? Stay tuned.
Highlights include: Dr. Choice; 420 Blackbird; Pole Stars; Koby Teeth; The Luckiest Man in Baltimore; Quicker Pecker Upper; Hair Helmet; Momoa money, Momoa problems; Kind of a douchebag; SR-71 vs Sum 41: Hell in a Cell; 1985; Remember that song you hated? I wrote that; Some REAL kickass facts; Mitch the Bitch; What Happens in Vegas When No Strings are Attached