Rippin' on the Rock: A Rock N Lol Podcast

After defeating the bug menace Super Trooper style, the boys pack up the van and head to NYC, NüYark baby. They spend several hours looking for the band Dope but it seems that no one has a clue who they are. "You know, that NüMetal band from the early 2000s. They had dreads. They had that 'You Spin Me Round' cover." the boys would say but they would only get confused looks in return and the occasional "Eh, I'm walking here!"

When all hope for Dope seemed lost, Cameron noticed a hair salon where all the stylists had dreads. Upon inquiring, they discovered it was in fact owned by Edsel Dope himself. Will the boys get to interview the king of interviews or will they just get their hair did? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Drugs are bad; Black silk underwears; A PERFECT Rodman impression; 2 bros slinging dope; Edsel Ford ain't no dope...no wait yes; Such a great interview; Jack Daniels AGAIN; Zim Zum did some; When your best song is a cover; Best Little Strip Club in Texas; More hair than brains; When in doubt, blame 9/11; Tripp sliding away...to prison; Static-excon; Boohoo and Fuck you; Facebook fight; Beat down from the clowns; They didn't sell a TON of records; Forceable Entry; Blast from the past; Cool video; John Denver back from the dead; NuMetal covers

After turning the corn demons to ethanol, the boys fill up the van and head south to the great state of Georgia. Hotlanta. ATL. That city with the airport. Also home to none other than NüMetal champions Sevendust. Upon arriving, they immediately notice tents on all the buildings. A man in a biohazard suit approaches them and explains the city's been evacuated do to a massive bug infestation (interstellar spiders?). "We've been blasting them with Sevendust all day and night but it doesn't seem to be working."

"Wait, the band or the poison?" John asked.

"The band. It's always worked before." The man replied, clearly in denial.

"Maybe try the poison." Memphis said.

"Well I guess it's worth a shot." The man replied.

Will the pesticide designed to kill bugs work better than blasting NüMetal? Also why is the Waffle House still open? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Svën Düst; What's in a name-change; Dave Matthews Bad; Lajon Claude Van Damn good voice; Screaming for a living; Radio rock the party; Put you in my Crawlspace; MK Ultra; Dudes get sued; Grandma's Garage; This ink don't stink; Gold teef when I style; DON'T get arrested in Slovakia; I wanna (throw) rock!; Dispense with Dez; JR is unbeatable; In Sevendust, we HAVE no money!; Nancy Graced; A Human Beehive; Amaz(on)ing reviews; Who plays bass like that?; Please don't eat shit; Egyptian River; Nowhere to run, bitch; Welcome to Hell.

Dread-ed NuMetal Episode 6: Slipknot "Wait and Bleed"

Fed up with the weirdos in California, Cameron, Memphis and John head east to hopefully find some nice, normal people in middle America. Little did they know, waiting in the cornfields of Iowa were some mask-clad psychos looking forward to harvest. The boys arrived in Iowa and were immediately approached by a frightened man running for his life. “HERE! PUT THESE ON! QUICK!” He tossed the boys 3 masks and continued running. They looked at each other and shrugged. Cameron put on the dog turd mask. Memphis put on the dead fish mask and John put on the Steve Buscemi mask, the most horrifying of all. Just then a mob of monstrous looking people rushed past them carrying pitchforks and torches screaming “DEATH TO THE MASKLESS!” Will the boys make it out of this terrifying state or will these outlanders meet He Who Walks Behind the Rows? Stay Tuned.

Highlights include: Jerry is creepy; Nail’d em; 9 goddamn members; Money for demo and the hits for free; Savior Corey Trailer; Cool, cool clown dude; Memphis HATES masks; Elementary School Alcoholic; Mike Patton Strikes Again; The shirt ain't right it’s torn; Sup wit all these books?; A Funny Thing Happened; Ghosts are dumb; ICP AGAIN; Manchurian Godzilla; KAIN RULEZ; Put your glasses on NOW for 3D blasphemy; Just eatin’ some pubes.

After defeating the PE teacher in an epic 4-way arm wrestling match that definitely should have been documented and not glossed over, Cameron, Memphis and John hit the road for a short jaunt into the belly of the beast. The Great Evil itself. LA. Hollywood that is. Surely nothing good could come from this rotten place? But wait, up there, setting fire to the Hollywood sign...is that...Tom Morello? He was shouting something the boys couldn’t hear but they definitely noticed the leopard print thong he was sporting. They looked up and noticed Tim Commerford was standing on top of the H, refusing to jump. Just then Zack de la Rocha jumped into a Jeep and said “PEACE, I’M OUT!”and drove off into the wilderness. Dejected, the boys turned to leave but were stopped by Brad Wilk who offered them three glasses of Olade. He told them they had to drink it in three gulps and then turn around 3 times or his mother would burst into flames, much like the Hollywood sign behind him. Dare the boys give into this madman’s requests? Also where is the fire department? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Tinfoil Hats; Circuit City Fever; Godzilla in Manila...No wait New York; Inspector Gadget’s Robojack; Whatchu puffin, daddy?; “Yeah, I turned into doves.”; FEATURING Godzilla (ROAR); No Talent Show; Commerford’s a pussy; Fred’s a dick; 3, 6, 9 Brad Wilk’s time; HEY OLADE!; A Harvard grad showin’ nads; Apparently there’s money in politics; Steve Forbes Night Live; Go to sleep, Wall Street; EPIC Godzilla; Hollywood Zack Rocha; Seat fillers; This video is super serial; Not on Youtube?; Cliche Guarvara; These are GREAT jokes; At the Drive In “One Armed Snitcher’

Cam, Memph and Johnny narrowly escape conversion and head North to Bakersfield where they heard a certain musical vegetable makes its home. When they arrive, the Children of the Korn greet them with a stirring rendition of “Freak on a Leash” including “excellent” beatboxing. After being fitted with large pants, chain wallets and black thermals, the boyz head out into the hot, hot California sun and sweat their balls off. They heard tale of a certain music store where elusive frontman Jonathan Davis sometimes plays bagpipes. Will they hear the pipes, the pipes that are calling? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Malcolm in the Middle; J-dogggg’s an idiot; Korn Kern-al Kounty; A child could write this; Baby Korn; Buck Owens Mothertrucker; Sad stuff; Mortician to Musician; Mindfreak on a leash; Patrick Duff-step; Geiger’s counter to ball of sex; Monk meets Korn; Angry Bald Guy Rant; Bullet-time; He forgot how to fly; VERY good beatboxing; Jon goes to the dentist; Something, something, fight?; Almost turned to the dark side.

Using their turn signal, Cameron, John and Memphis exit the Memphis Way and take the turnpike straight for San Diego. God’s Country. Where POD reigns supreme in their kingdom of heaven on Earth. “BOOM!” Lead singer Sonny screamed as they entered the 619, his towering presence blocking out the sun. His dreads were hanging like thick steel cables that swung this way and that. “BOOM!” again and this time Cameron awoke after being shaken awake by Memphis and John. “Get up, idiot. We’re here.” Thankfully he had not been driving at the time. What secrets will California hold? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Our Lady of Perpetual Dread; POD pounds it out; Gettin Jesus-y With it; Enter the Dark Carnival; A bigger plan in mind; Providence 911; So many noms; This cameo will break your heart; Christ on your wrist; Not in it for the money...mostly; Ping pong gone wrong; Flash this big ass D; Uhoh, here come the boys from the South; “I shit my pants!”

In their first foray into the Land of the Dread, the boyz (Cameron Poe, Memphis Raines and John Milton) get their beaks wet with a look at the band Saliva and their mega-hit “Click Click Boom.” They knock thrice on Josey Scott's goatee piercing and are allowed entry into “The Memphis Way.” The city, not the host. This episode is but a taste of dreads to come so strap yourself in. It’s going to be a real slobberknocker. Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Come on, Eileen; Dreadlocks explained; L. Ron Hub-dread; Where did their dumb name come from?; Josey gets angry; Hey Strokes! I ain’t no joke!; And they said a Hero won’t pay us; Back in Black-tivated; I can write songs in my sleep; Jock Jams; Josh Gad rocks the house; Concave chest; This is about a gun right?; Crazy betch

Fün with umlauts and matted hair!  

Join Cameron Poe, John Milton, and Memphis Raines for Rippin' on the Rock's brand NÜ series DREAD-ED NÜ METAL!!! 

As the name suggests, we'll be tackling all your favorite 90s and early 2000s nü metal bands where at least one member had dreadlocks.  Remember how that was a thing? 

In this NÜ 9-part series, you’ll be hearing us make fun of some of the greats:  Rage Against the Machine, Korn, Rob Zombie.  And some of the not-so-greats:  Hed pe, Dope, Saliva.

Dread-ed Nü Metal debuts June 9th!