Rippin' on the Rock: A Rock N Lol Podcast

Finally, Cameron, Memphis and Johnny encounter Kid Rock at a Home Depot. Memphis raises his camera to snap a pic when suddenly the holy visage of Robert Ritchie disappears from the viewfinder. Huh? Having seen the camera, Kid Rock approaches, eyes glowing like fire. “NO PICTURES!” he says. His voice exploded in their ears and everyone in the Home Depot instantly fell to the floor unconscious. Strangely, the boys were spared but before they could utter a word, Kid Rock grabs the camera and crushes it in his hand. “MY GIRLFRIEND IS ON INSTAGRAM” is the last thing they hear as their vision fades to black and they collectively collapse in a heap. Upon awakening, Kid Rock is nowhere to be seen and the Home Depot is bustling as before with its patrons none the wiser. Will they ever see him again? And if they do...who will believe them? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Picture pun-ishment; Scott Stapp-h infection; You’ll need a shower after this; All Access means ALL ACCESS; Dan rather not comment; Honky Tonk Badonka-COVID; This song gets around; Andrew’s Gold-en Girls; Latin James Taylor; Just put your penis away; Whine n Wine; Getting drunk on a Sunday; Kid Rock dreams never go away; J-Dogggg’s rich, bitch.

The end is in sight and Cam, Memph and Johnny can’t get there fast enough. Bombarded by images of trucks with extended cabs and 0% interest for 6 months, they press on to Trouble-Wide South to try and catch a glimpse of the man who set everyone free. Free to hunt and fish and drive really loud motorcycles through quiet neighborhoods. Will Kid Rock be there or will they miss him yet again? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Kid Rock: The Regular Guy; Rockin’ with Romney; Kid and Sean pen a terrible short; Drugs n Guns; No hate in this heart, sir; Fuck-ton o’ money; Donates some of it...fuck-ounce?; The Rick Rubin Method (pull out); No wirty dords in this one; Sturgis in the Rain; Steers can’t drive; A Gerund-rund-rund, A Gerund-rund; Yoda talkin’; Kid Rock: The Unknown Stranger

After several years of searching, Cameron, Memphis and John find Kid Rock has ended his billboard drought with a tune from the depths of Dixie. Alabama that is. Will they find him there or will this endless summer be too long for them to bear? Also werewolves. Stay tuned.

Highlights include: J-Dogggg returns; Keeping bad company; Jimmy Durante would be proud; Stan Lee’s boner fuel; Kid Rock fightin’ ‘round the world; Word Up by Cameo; Eat your vegetables; He didn’t give a damn about a Grammy; Seasiiiiick; Chopped and Screwed; Murder on the Chattahoochee; Kid Rock: Lake Sheriff; Romeo and Juliet...gross; Buttstuff; Confused by Fall; Mashups

Using Google Earth, C-Poe, M-Raines and J-Milton find the Motherfucker house of legend in California. Sadly, Kid Rock is long gone and the frightened family that lives there now has no leads. Will they ever meet Kid Rock or be cursed to lives of mediocrity? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Stuck in a loop of stuck porn; Avoid windows at all cost; Boyz like bikes; Shot on VH1; Eulogy in Key of C; Doing Al Bundy proud; Pameo’s cameo; Lawn Mowing 101; Rolling bones on Rolling Stone; Fuck you, Dad; Kid Rock wrote Walden

In this episode, Cam, Memph and Johnny buy some bikes and hit the road. Leather. Denim. Assless Chaps. The works. Sorry foreigners; Americans only at this Badass Party. Will their eyes be permanently clouded by the trappings of hedonistic nationalism or will their inability to drive motorcycles prevent them from going anywhere? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Kidz Boppin up and down the block; Saddened before Baddened; BTO-no he didn’t; Stifler needs more roles; Bad (space) Ass; Malcolm McLaren is better than you; Slacks before hacks; ‘Merica; Kid Rock the Roadie; Stabbin’ critics; Kid Rock’s playlist; Come gay away with me; Sorry OKC, but you’re a punchline now.

In this episode, C-Poe, M-Raines and J-Milton take the Bullgod by the horns and are taken for the ride of their lives through a deeply LSD-saturated nightmare only Kid Rock could concoct. Do you understand? That’s okay. They don’t either. Will they make it through unscathed or will the Bullgod claim their souls? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Woodstock 99: No Shirts Allowed; Kid Rock loses his Grammy; Monstrous Magnetism; PLEASE listen to my song; Sweaty Bathroom Records; Mic Dick 1-2,1-2; Quick Cuts Deli; He sees through you, he really does; Bubba Gump Shrimp; Mad Max Beyond Palindrome; 1930s called...on their funny crank phones; Landscaping tips; Don’t do drugs, kids.

In this episode, Cam, Memph and Johnny descend into the depths of hell to answer the question: IS Kid Rock going platinum? Spoiler Alert: Yes...the answer is yes. Along the way they’ll encounter lyrics most foul and be offered several chests full of Matchbox 20 money. Will the Devil tempt them from their goal of thoroughly spelunking the depths of Kid Rock’s mind? Stay turned.

Highlights include: Promotion ex Machina; WRESTLING!; Being loud is in fashion; Nothing ventured, nothing platinumed; Rob Thomas Bucks; The Baltimore Devil; LOTS of Reading; Spelling is Fun; JOE C is sick!; Dean vs Rock; These records don’t work.

In this episode, Cameron, Memphis and John put on their boots and hats and let out a big YEEHAW...and then they change back into regular clothes. They’ve loaded up the truck with everything they need: Palm Trees, Weed, Scabbed Knees and Rice. California here they come! Will Kid Rock lead them down that dusty trail never to return...or will they just say fuck it and get drunk in Vegas? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: ICP won’t let me be; Enter J-O-E to the C; The Kid finds his Rock; Smokey and the Fanvid; Pigs are smelled, Brides are stolen; Memphis scalps himself; Too much crotch to watch; Reynolds vs Rock.

In this episode, we meet Cameron, Memphis and John as they begin their journey down that long twisted Kid Rock road. It is a road fraught with heartache, addiction, fedoras and more. Will the trip eventually drive them mad, or will they remain stalwart to the path ahead? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: Kid Kid Rock; Early Success and Early Failure; What the fuck does Bawitdaba mean?; Karaoke from Tom; A View from the Trailer Park; We get in the pit...and desperately try to get out.