Pop Punk the Aughts Episode 3: Little Things

The boys whirled around to see a man towering over them. He was at least 12 feet tall dressed in a neon green tuxedo with incredibly long pants. A top hat with a wide brim cast a shadow over his face and only his teeth shined in the light.

“Whoa! This guy’s huge!” Cameron exclaimed.

“I’m pretty sure he’s on stilts,” Memphis said, shouting above the music.

“Are YOU the one who touched my ass?” John growled, rolling up the sleeve of his punching arm.

The man raised a hand and the animatronic bears stopped playing at once.

“I’m glad you could join me, gentlemen.” the man said. His voice was deep and gravelly. “Perhaps I could show you some--”

The man was cut off as his hat was knocked off by a shoe. Cameron and Memphis turned to see John standing sock-footed with another shoe in hand.

“Don’t mess with me, buddy. I played baseball,” John shouted.

“Wait!” Cameron shouted, holding a hand up to John. “This guy looks familiar...are...are you Muggsy Bogues?”

The man’s face filled with anger as he swung his massive cape around his face. Unfortunately, the cape also caught one of his stilt legs and he came crashing to the ground.

“Uhhhhh! I got the wind knocked out of me! Uhhhh!” the man yelled, clutching at his chest.

He ripped open his dress shirt to reveal a Charlotte Hornets jersey.

“Holy shit!” the boys yelled in unison.

What happens next? Stay tuned.

Highlights include: All-star; Justin Tenorlake; Mr. Butterworth; Christmas Badass; Niche-talgia; Connections; Creepin on a Duff; Grenade Gloves; Richie Rich; Veepin; American Murder Crew; It’s a joke, fuck you; Anonymous; Benji adds a lot; Crankyankers