One toot for Kamala...2 toots for Trump...In our head that's how Jimmy Carter voted...Let's kick off 2025...Opening Audio time...Gas granny is upset that her grandson put diesel gas in her car...Did you know you can buy a cheese grater at Olive Garden...That is quite a golumpagus move...A woman went crazy over it and wanted the cheese as well...She is obviously not a booth lady...Jocelyn Wildenstein didn't make it...The catwoman has passed away at the age of 79...or 74...or 89...No one really knows...Her current man is a fashion designer named Lloyd Klein who has 4 inch caterpillars for lips...When you walk around and someone follows behind you with a tuba, it might be time to go see Dr. Now in Houston...A string of awful events happened over the past week...A truck ran over people on Bourbon Street in New Orleans...A Cybertruck blew up outside of Trump Tower in Las Vegas and a mass shooting occurred outside of a teen nightclub in NYC...Today we reminisced about President James Earl Carter...We tried to find some excitement from the peanut farmer...We went through some campaign commercials...It was a rough go...Speaking of commercials we also went through some commercials that come across a little differently now...Commercials with Diddy, Jared Fogle and R. Kelly...Do you know someone with a buttercream chin? We talked about chinless celebrities because the new hot surgery this year is chin implants...Clay Aiken has quite the buttercream chin...A massive winter storm is on the way for much of the east coast...A massive winter storm is marching its way east...Jolt Cola is making its return to the shelves with over 2000mg of caffeine...That's 5 times more than it originally had in the 1980's...According to science you would need 68,000mg of chocolate to kill you...A psychic says aliens will make contact with us this year...Rizzo is going to go put Preparation H ointment on his tooth and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!







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Gene Hackman is from Nebraska...Maybe it is him throwing the dead deer in the road...There is a man who shows up to accidents right after they happen...He has done it more than once...That kicked off Opening Audio...We then traveled to a school Christmas musical where a little girl said she liked her whole class except one chunky kid...Why pick on the young chunky? We jammed to a mash up of a lovely Christmas tune remixed with a Ludacris song...Yesterday we listened to a man who enjoys the holidays while working at Walmart and he sings you home when the store closes...He is a little too much Richard Simmons...We heard from a viral grandmother who wants the simple things for Xmas...Pall Mall cigs...Whiskey...New dentures...Steve Harvey is not dead...There was a death hoax going around online...Thieves are now targeting the homes of Boston Celtics players and coaches...We have seen this across all sports...The Hawk Tuah girl is being sued for her plummeting Cryptocurrency...The city of Canton has banned pornography from all of the town's computers...They say no one is to blame for it but we postulate...Is it someone else? A caller thinks it's us hacking in...Aaron Rodgers is on that ayahuasca, and a video went viral of him high as a kite...He wants to be a butterfly...Lights on or lights off? The cast of The View played that game on the show yesterday and we went through the cast and played the game...Do you eat while going to the bathroom? Rizzo was caught eating Baked Lays on the toilet...Surprisingly it seems Asheville agrees with Rizzo in a very stunning turn of events...Luigi Mangione will be in the same jail as Diddy...Also the lawyer Tony Buzbee that brought cases against Diddy and Jay-Z is now accused of giving a woman an STD...Pornhub will be blocking access in Florida after the new year...Scientists have discovered a species of squirrel in California that eats meat...While you eat meat, you can listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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We talked about eating squirrels before 6am with some folks...That kicked off our Thursday...And thanks to Bachman Turner Overdrive we are Takin' Care of Business to get things going...It's going to be a really big show as we kick off Opening Audio...A Santa made a citizen's arrest on a man that attempted to steal a bone in ham...What was supposed to be a conversation about elf on a shelf turned into story time about Jeff's 3 1/2 foot tall friend Chuck Love and how he took care of business...If you want to commit murder, do not buy a South American poor car...A guy was caught on Google Maps loading a body into a car...If you see a Reheatza, make sure you buy it...We got to listen to the happiest retail employee alive...Somehow we wound up in a convo and singing the theme song of The Love Boat...Shout out to Captain Stubing...If President Joseph R. Biden Jr. signs the bill, the bald eagle will become the official bird of the USA...The final two Sam Goody stores are closing in the US...Chris Brown, Lil Wayne and others misused government grants that were given during the pandemic...Some of the grants reach $10 million...106 year old "Fireball Flo" celebrated her birthday with Fireball sending her tons of whiskey and some swag...She's a saucy lady...We found a rap song from Steve Urkel rapping about being celibate...That took us down quite a rabbit hole...We found actors who did a one-off rap song...There were many...Mr. T...Mark Walburg...Betty White...David Faustino...The Charlotte Hornets gave a kid a PS5 during a commercial break and then took it away and gave him a jersey...Juan Soto who signed a 15 year $765 million contract with the Mets has clauses in it for suites...private flights for his family and a clothing allowance for his mother...Amazon workers went on strike nationwide...Do you know who is never on strike? Rizzo and Jeff...And you can check out our Thursday edition of the show right here!!

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THE 828 EATS SQUIRREL BRAINS... WOAH and JOHNNY WANTS A 12 PIECE.. OUCH TO THE QUEEN!!!

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The Listener Court ot END ALL! Is Jim Carey OVERRATED!!! ASHEVILLE WILL NOT STOP!!! It is truly 50/50...

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Well, he's just Drew...What is Drew Carey? He is quite androgynous...We will get to him coming up...Opening Audio kicks off today with a coach who is a real man's man...He talked about his hot wife and how he gets to go to work every day in jogging clothes...Another man is a professional drinker after he admitted to having 10 drinks...Maybe just let him circle the sack...A 320lb woman was stuck in a high chair...We played what's that sound?...It was her getting out of it...OJ's Penthouse collection is up for auction...He has compiled quite a collection...They could be yours for the right price...A stripper stabbed a DJ in the back for no apparent reason as he was preparing music for the night...He said it felt like being hit by a 500lb guy...The other strippers saved his life...Luigi Mangione and Diddy have something in common...Their lawyers are married to each other...Will Smith says he did not play slap and tickle at any Diddy freak offs...Some things that turn 10 years old today...The Periscope app...The eggplant emoji and selfie sticks...America has the worst bus etiquette in the world...NewsNation is on in prisons...Specifically the one Luigi Mangione is in...Prisoners were heard yelling from the prison windows during a live broadcast...Drew Carey thought his career was over after The Drew Carey Show...We postulated what are some of the most pointless and dumb TV shows of all time...They all seemed to be wholesome family fun...Step By Step...Full House...Family Matters...Alf...Saved By The Bell...It could be the end of Sesame Street...HBO has decided to not renew the show which runs on its streaming platforms...PBS could no longer afford the licensing fees...If no one picks them up it is over...Jaime Foxx got hit in the face with a glass over the weekend at a restaurant...A mother received an eviction notice as she came out of a coma...We have to start checking our elders and their canes...A 91-year-old woman had a sword in a cane...Keep an eye on your Cheez-Its...A girl ate a blue one and it tasted chemically...The head coach of the Detroit Lions Dan Campbell is going viral for his teeth...They look like George Washinton's wooden teeth...Help us go viral by checking out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

















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It's TT not DD...We start the show with a little ditty...Luigi it's a me Mario...A man stood outside the jail where the now executie is staying and yelled that...Women still want him and feel like his life is being wasted...Charles Barkley made a joke about Jay-Z on the NBA broadcast and the rest of the panel couldn't handle it...Diddy is exposing everyone...Or should we say Didstein...Did your parents ever tell you if you put your mind to it that you can accomplish anything? Well one woman did just that and slept with 100 men in 1 day...Doug Ford who is the Premier of Ontario is threatening Trump over his tariffs...We took a walk down memory lane and played audio from his brother Rob who was the mayor of Toronto talking about his crack use... Bill Belichick has officially returned and will be the head coach at UNC on a 5 year deal...Jim Carrey is back playing a role in Sonic The Hedgehog 3...Adam Sandler says Happy Gilmore 2 will be in theaters in July with some big cameos...We have Santa issues...One Santa was wearing a green suit to greet kids...Another was blatantly a drunk bum...Rob Schneider is launching a brand new all women talk show to compete against The View...We also went through all of his awful movies...A couple got offered $20,000 to promote adult diapers on their social media platform and the husband just could not do it...The worst Christmas song of all time is Dominick The Christmas Donkey...We take umbridge...Britney Spears has lost it even more...She was on video talking about driving around in her self-driving Nissan Corolla as she was heading to ride horses...Speaking of driving, the man who drove through the car dealership offered a heartfelt apology...Have you been to dinkyone.com? That is a site where men with mini members can go on and find love...Elton John is not happy with the legalization of weed in America and Canada...He has gone to war with it...Elon Musk is now worth over $400 billion...That is $180 billion more than Jeff Bezos...The most dangerous toy just sold at auction for $13,000...It was a science kit that contained uranium...What is not dangerous is this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!   

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WE'VE GOT TICKETS TO EDDIE GRIFFIN!! Remember this name...Sofronio Vasquez III...You will never hear that name again...He won The Voice last night...That got us going on Opening Audio today...Also what is this new thing with adults tickling their Mom at a drive-thru...Let's end this trend...#dontticklemommy...A husband was teaching his wife about America with some of our idioms and it went miserably...UFO's are being spotted all over New Jersey...They are drones and they have people up in arms...We heard from Rosie about the aliens weeks ago and thought she was crazy...Well we have connected with Rosie and we chat with her...Think we don't have the DM's? More on that in the coming weeks...The oldest couple just got hitched...One was 100 and one was 102...Imagine what goes on in that room? Bill Belichick is on the verge of becoming the head coach at UNC...Joe Burrow's house was broken into while he was at an away game...A supermodel who "works for him" was at the house at the time and called 911...Merchandise is flying off the shelves for CEO Luigi Mangione...The jacket he wore as well as Luigi hats and the backpack he wore during the shooting...Rizzo doesn't mind a chili sandwich...A grandmother was upset after her grandson found a knife in his sandwich after it was made...We've heard of some things in food...But a knife? Rosie has herpes...It's not angular cheilitis like she's had before...It is actually a cold sore...They say the easiest people to give gifts to are the mailman and the trashman...Where does it stop? An assistant principal was arrested after audio revealed that she planted a vape pen in a student's bag to get him in trouble...Always be careful because kids are smart with tech and record you...People searched for Trump and chocolate muffins the most on google in 2024...People really enjoyed chicken, cottage cheese and pickles from Grubhub...Canadian mail carriers are on strike...Do you know who is not on strike? The Rizzo & Jeff Show...And you can check out the Wednesday edition here!!

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Let's chat about Dolly's caboose...An underrated caboose at that...It is pristine...That kicked off Opening Audio...We also went through a new torturous trend called dog opera where you play awful opera and your dog sings it afterwards...We learned that you should actually put your phone in airplane mode as it can conflict with radio towers as you are landing and bother the pilots headphones...Which fast food restaurant fries would make you pull a gun on the workers if they forgot them in your meal? McDonald's? BK? Chick-Fil-A? Five Guys? Nobody wants to be around a Steve Harvey stinky crotch...We are convinced that The Family Feud has planted guests...One man answered a question about underwear and wanted snakeskin...Harvey wanted them...We think they'd be quite uncomfortable...Foot Locker is going to be closing down 400 stores...President Joe Biden called Highland Brewery to thank them for what they do with the community...Astronauts Butch & Sunny have been banned from eating anything in space that would cause excess gas, specifically brussels sprouts...We talked about Luigi Mangione who has been charged with the murder of Unitedhealthcare CEO Brian Thompson...Somehow Rizzo tried to tie him to Chuck Mangione and King Of The Hill...Luigi will be the prince of someone's hill in jail...The Simpsons were on The Manningcast last night and Jeff thinks it's time for The Simpsons to hang it up...Rizzo says they will live forever...That brings us to Listener Court...Obviously Asheville is bored because Rizzo won...Watch who you bully because an Optometrist had a patient who was the child of a man that bullied him back in the day...He prescribed the kid glasses but the kid had perfect vision...And they were coke bottle glasses...Haywood Community College is offering free tuition for the spring semester...Amazon is offering $25 flights for college kids...The CEO shooter might have been having issues in the bedroom because of back problems...A man crashed his car through the window of a dealership because they refused to repair it or take it back because it had issues...You can crash into this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Grimace is strong enough to stand on his own…That convo will wait…A paramedic was in a Tractor Supply as it was on fire and just kept shopping…”We listen and we don’t judge”…The challenge that is getting people in trouble…A girl almost killed her dog…Vanna White’s son is really eating up the fact that he’s some kind of heartthrob…There is infighting with The Village People…The lead vocalist claims it is not a gay anthem…How does Grimace reproduce? It took over the internet this weekend…It’s quite a thing to ponder…It has been determined that he is one giant taste bud and taste buds reproduce on their own…Juan Soto signed a massive 15 year $765 million contract…He can opt out after 5 years…But man what a contract…Jay-Z has been implicated with Diddy and the assault of a 13 year old girl after the 2000 MTV Music Awards…He categorically denies it…Joey Chestnut is a moose…He ate 21lbs of shrimp over the weekend to avenge his losses and won the St. Elmo Shrimp Cocktail Eating Contest…Dick Van Dyke sang a song with Coldplay about turning 99 years old and man did it feel quite morbid…Frost The Snowman is the most dangerous song to listen to while you’re driving…We postulate that the most awful is Christmas Shoes…Speaking of Christmas…Who do you think was the best person to play Santa Claus of all time? The survey says Tim Allen…Canada has shot down a UFO near Alaska…There have been a ton of alien sightings as of late…Ava Louise joined the show…She was the woman who not only went viral for flashing the portal that was constructed from NYC to Dublin…But she also went viral over the weekend for being hired by a Giants player to flash the New Orleans Saints during the game and she went viral globally…If your nickname is Big Bob, never admit to being the one who ate the donuts…What you can admit to is listening to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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