Roaming Reigns

Hellow and welcome to episode 74 of R Cubed. I'm in Red Bank, NJ today. Check it out! Love youse guys. ORALE! AL RATO!

LATERZ!

Hello everybody and welcome to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcart, bar none! The only one you can't usurp! R CUBED! It's me, your humble narrator Rome. Welcome to the show about weirdness around my life. This week is a doozie. I have a story about a dog that can scale walls and walk up them! WHAT HO! What is this DEMON BEAST?! It's real. It's TRUE! IT's DAMN TRUE! Also, IT HAS BEGUN! Mortal Kombat that is. I wax and wane about the MK flicks and even the vidya games sort of. I give AOW another shout out, hopefully version 2.0 comes back. I shout out all my pod homies and I also talk about music. EXTREME MUSIC! Death Metal! The good shit! I also rant and rave about vaccinations and the Dunkin Donuts story. I THINK I told it. I can't even remember and i just recorded an hour ago. If I can't, I'll just tell it next week or so! But coffee and walks and yoga oh my! OH and new desk. Lots of food at work, and good times. It's mid Spring in the bunker, but here I am toiling at editing and uploading this podcart for you loyal listeners! There's rants about my younger sister and the vax, the last episode of the Falcon and the Winter Soldier, some rasslin, some extreme metal music, and a fucking FLY! A Fly has the balls to crash my podcast! New desk, who dis? Also enjoying some dark roast cawffee and earlier some Taco Cabana breakfast taquitos. Yes I'm fat. Yes I eat food! Some people were moody this week. At dunkin and then some loud mouth hipster at the Alamo Drafthouse! Good screen, good seats, good popcorn! I'm trying to get this out to youse guys as soon as possible so I can build my new desk! And enjoy some flicks! I will return with more stories and surprises! Love y'all. Want a sticker? Shout out the show on twittah, or anywhere, or send me a voice message. NOOCH! Take care and wash your hands and wear a mask. Al rato vato, LATERZ! SORRY NOT SORRY, RUBY MAY. Good luck with A SLUT WITH MORALS pod! PEACE AND LUFF! ORALE!

HELLLOWWWWWWW ERRY'BODY! Welcome to RCubed. This isn't A SLUT with Morals Cazt or KuntKazt or ZlutKazt. This is HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, BAR NONE! And you are most welcome. I'm your humble host and narrator for the evening, Rome. How the heck are ya? I got stabbed in the arm yesterday with some sort of concoction so I'm feeling tip top today as you can imagine. I'm bringing some extra yuckz and whatnot to youse today. Just want to shout out the homies first as always and thank YOU for listening. If you're a detractor, that need not apply to youse embittered peeps. Anyway, I give a report on work for the week, and Friday's doings and goings on. Some realness, some rants, some shooting from the hip. The music is Testament in case you didn't know. Some shout outs to the nice and kind listeners abroad and here state side. I'm keeping the Rome rail running (say that 3 times fast) and I love doing this shit. Hope you love listening. IF you don't, why not go do your own? Listen to your own? Start your own cult? Ha. But seriously thanks for the downloads and plays and listens. Thank you Anchor and Spotify. Fuck you Pandora and Soundcloud. You're entering a dimension of sight and sound. THE ROME ZONE! Enjoy! Get yer shots homies. AL RATO, ORALE. Watch out for FLYING PENNIES youse fuckz! SEE YOU NEXT TUESDEE! Cuntlicious! Cuntastic cuntz! Love for the real listeners! Laterz!

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO THE TITTY TWISTER! HA HELLO AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, the REIGNING DEFENDING POD, R CUBED AKA Roaming Reigns! Since I'm recording during someone's birthday, I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY CINDERELLA! I smell charcoal and lighter fluid! BBQ time! Anyway, I finally went to the movies! I'll tell you about my experience, and also about my second week at work. There's horses, and walks, and FIT BIT CHALLENGES, OH MY! Mostly monsters and rasslin, and oh it's WRESTLEMANIA 37 weekend! WRESTLE-MANOO! (INSIDE JOKE). Lots of rasslin talk, since it's MY SHOW, but also other stuff you'll like. Some about my coworkers and whatnot. I forgot to mention I went to the post office and waited in line again today! There's also STEELBOOK collector talk! Shout out to all my friends and the good kind listeners in Germany, Europe, and all over North America! I'm watching NXT Takeover Night 2 now, so I'm going to wrap this up but let you know there's good tunes at the beginning of this pod, just turn it down if it's a little loud! Thanks! Love you guys for listening! Thanks for keeping me going. Tell RUBY MAY from A SLUT WITH MORALS PODCAST to do my podcast! AT OUR WORST podcast come back! Wash your hands. Wash your butt. Get your shot! Fuck SOUNDCLOUD. Thank you Anchor and Spotify! I LOVE YOU ALL. I shall return. AL RATO VATO! ORALE!

HELLLOOOOWW EVEERYBODY! This is HELL PASO's BEST Motherfucking podcart, bar none! UNDISPUTED! UN-USURPABLE! It is I your humble narrator and favorite host ROMAN! Back after my first week back at work. Lots to talk about. Rasslin wise, it's a week to Wrestlemania 37. NOOTCH!  Also, I give you the skinny on my first week back at the office. Lots of new developments. April Fools and the days before were a doozie as far as my messages were concerned. I ALSO FORMALLY ISSUE ASWM host RUBY MAY a challenge to record with ME on R CUBED and for me to be a guest on her podcast! Will she accept? I'll keep mentioning it until she does! Long week. I'm tired, did a lot today, cut hair, shaved sideburns. Look good. Need nap. But here I am podcarting for you guys in extreme unlivable temperatures JUST FOR YOU! Guten MORGEN to our German listeners! Shout out to all the Romies (RCubed homies) in Europe, north america, canada, east coast, west coast! Mexico! ORALE! Enjoy the show. More on my life next week. Until then, Fuck Soundcloud, Edna Mode, and GFY as the sound board says! Love to everyone! AL RATO VATO! ORALE. THEY CALL ME BAD COMPANY, EH?! LATERZ!

HELLO and welcome to R³ aka R CUBED aka ROAMING REIGNS RADIO (HOUR). I'm your humble narrator and host, back at it again in El Paso's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed. Still not usurped. The throne is mine! It's episode number NAUGHTY, aka 69 DUDES! Here I kick it with some new jams, some new good news, some thoughts (no prayers) on hoarding, cleaning up, and coming to almost a full year of being in isolation and furloughed from work. It's actually a year and change now since I've been away from work. I shout out all the ROMIEZ (the R³ Homies) and the lurkers and the detractors and the creepers. Good news, bad news, hopeful news. Trying to remain positive and setting goalz. I'm bending time and going cosmic af. I talk about quality time and movies and music and dvds and steelbooks and CDS. See DEEZ NUTZ! But seriously, I give a good spin on things, all things considered. I rarely like to watch the news, but just before recording I came across some good news. So I share. I shout out all the homies, and when I say NEBRASKA it's a shout out to ALICIA & Chris! Nothing but love for y'all! New adventures and experiences and people on the horizon! Feeling pretty good. Feelin' fine 69! Thanks for all the love and support even to the creepers and lurkers and malefactors. Theres tidbitz and yucks and rants, and thoughts on my sisters and the dichotomy between their work ethic and motivation in other areas. But I digress. It's all about RASSLIN, MOVIES, POP CULTURE, and YUCKS. However, I always keeps it real. That's why you keep coming back for more, like an audio junkie! And here I deal in the sweet stuff: R³ to go! Enjoy your final March weekend and join me as we delve into my brain this week! Wash hands. Wash butthole. Get yer shots. Wear mask, and be yourself by yourself, stay away from me and folks (PANTERA LYRICS, BITCHES!). One love for youse all! AL RATO VATO! ORALE!

Hello and welcome to El Paso's best and realest motherfucking podcast! Undispouted! I say it's episode 63 in the beginning but it's actually 64! Fuck it! That's the type of realness you only get in HELL PASO's best podcart! News updates about my mum. Sobriety. And the machinations and slings and arrows of the week. TETANUS. Needles. Papercuts. OH MY! Listen and see! OR HEAR! Enjoy and thanks for listening ya audio creepers! Enjoy! Love you all! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! 

This one's personal. I give updates. Happy Valetine's Day, Jefa! BTW I say episode 62 but it's 63. Thanks for your support and listens. Love you all! Keep listening. AL RATO, VATO! ORALE!