Roaming Reigns

HELLO EVERYBODY! AND WELCOME TO YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST FROM DOWN IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF HELL PASO! YOUR FAVORITE RADIO HOUR, THE ROMAN REIGNZ PODCAST HOUR! I'M BACK LIVE AFTER A 3 WEEK HIATUS, AND 3 SHELVED EPISODES! HOPEFULLY YOU GUYS LIKED THE RESCUED LOST AUDIO, BUT i THINK i'M GOING TO DO THESE LIVE AGAIN! 3RD OR 4TH TIME'S THE CHARM! I HAD SOME VERY SHARP EPISODES RECORDED BUT I FIGURED, WHY RECORD FOR SOMEONE WHEN i'M ACTUALLY RECORDING THIS FOR ME! THIS IS MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE FACTORY! CONSIDER ME WILLY WONKA! AND THIS IS MY GOLDEN TICKET! SO I HAVE RETURNED TO CLAIM ROME-AN FOR MY PEOPLE! ACTUALLY i'M BACK FEELING BACK IN THE HELL PASO GROOVE. THIS IS EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST AFTER ALL. I SHOUT OUT ALL THE HOMIES, AND CLAP BACK THE NAYSAYERS. BUT I DON'T DWELL ON THAT OL' BULLSHIT. IT'S SUPPER SUNDAY LIEK omg! (DELIBERATE) FUCK THE SUPERBOWL. FUCK THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. YOU HEAR MORE ABOUT MOVIES, MUSIC, THE LIBRARY, THE GOOD THINGS I LIKE. THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY. YOU HEAR ABOUT SOUL, THE DISNEY PIXAR MOVIE. AND OF COUSE, YOU'LL HAR THE LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR THE LISTENERS. THIS IS MY APPLECART, THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT IS CLOSED. SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU TO ALL THE GOOD KIND HEARTED LISTENERS, AND THANKS FOR TELLING A FRIEND PLEASE DO THAT! REVIEWS STILL WELCOME, AND ANY MUSIC, ART, OR VOICE MESSAGES ACCEPTED IN THE SHOW DESCRIPTION! ENOUGH OF THE FEW BAD ROTTEN APPLES AND THEIR BULLSHIT. THIS IS MY PIRATE RADIO! MUCH LOVE TO ALL THE HOMIES ALL ACROSS THE LAND AND ACROSS THE POND! I BRING IT BACK TO YUCKS AND REAL TALK AND OF COUSE, MY OWN BRAND OF ROME-ZINGERZ. I LOVE DOING THIS, AND IT'S NOT GONNA STOP. CAN'T STOP. WON'T STOP! i LOVE PUTTING A SHOW OUT FOR Y'ALL. YOU'LL HEAR MY SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS AND SUCH. AND A LOT OF MORE OPINIONS AND MUSINGS IN THE STYLE THAT YOU'VE COME TO LOVE. YOU LOVE TO HATE, BUT YOU HATE NOT TO LISTEN. SO THAT WOULD MEAN, YOU LOVE TO HEAR ME, AND I APPRECIATE THE PLAYS AND DOWNLOADS. AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, JOG ON! BUT SERIOUSLY, THANKS FOR LISTENING AND SHARING, AND TO ALL THE CHILL LISTENERS, MUCH LOVE TO Y'ALL. ENJOY THE SHOW. LEAVE THE VITRIOL AT THE DOOR. WASH HANDS. WEAR MASK. WASH BUTT. AL RATO VATOS! LATERZ! BARRISTERS SUCK!

HELL-OH! And welcome to a very special episode of EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART:  ROAMING REIGNS! (FUCK THE Z!) You can't keep a good motherfucker down! And on that note, enjoy a blast from the past! A rescued lost episode from SEPTEMBER 19,2020. This was one of two maybe 3 episodes I thought I lost! I think I got a good new setup now. A PODCART recording desk, a clamp for my mic, and more space! Anyway, listening back to this, REACHAROUND IS FAIR REPLAY! Or some such cliched bullshit. It's funny to listen to myself at the end of the Summer, hopeful and optimistic, not knowing in the next month a lot of shit would come down the pike. I'm back on track, I'm actually recording this morning after I upload this BLAST FROM THE PAST! I finally tell the story of El Paso Karen, and a lot of the stuff I talk about ( GET READY FOR THE BATMAN DAY DRINKING GAME!) really foreshadows the bullshit that was to come in the following last months of the year. I sound high energy for as much as I harp on the fact that I'm low energy that day. I really had my pod flow and energy that day. I think I'll come back to Audacity, and do shit MY WAY. No more interlopers, no more distractions. If you listen to episode 39, THIS is a direct continuation of that,  almost 20 episodes later! IT is like a pod version of TENET. Time inversion. You're walking it back as you listen forward. I shout out all the cool homies, and denouce SoundCloud. I do talk about the BAT, which I realize I didn't watch the rest of the original Batman flicks that day. I since found my Jim Lee Batman shirt, btw. The RETURN OF THE AOW minute! AT OUR WORST minute 5 coming atcha! And all this misspelling and colorful language is DELIBERATE! FUCK OFF with your grammar, syntax, and usage bullshit! I also ask for more vinyl which is hilarious. Some tailgating and shitty driver stories, as well as as some local radio z morning zoo show opinions. I'm never getting that morning news girl on this pod now. I'm more productive now without all these distractions and time sucks. I have a lot more NEW shit to talk about today, but for now enjoy this glimpse into that foul year of our lord 2020. It was the end of Summer, the beginning of fall. And the ire was strong. Even now, my cup runneth over on the shit I gotta talk about. Love the good listeners overseas, Stateside and A BROAD! I think I like AUDACITY AGAIN! Let's see how the new bunker studio works out! As always, wash your ass, wash your hands, wear a mask, fucking stay the FUCK away from me, but still TWEET the show @RoamingReignz on twitter or the email is [email protected] (Gotta change it after this week but try it anyway!) NO QUITTING. NO GIVING UP. NO BEING SIDELINED by DRAMA QUEEFS. IT's all about the STEAMROLL this year. There's ROGAN, and the pod titans, and I want a spot AT THE TOP. As always, leave a 5 star review dear sweet listeners and I shall be forever indebted to youse. My batteries are charged, the coffee is brewing, and the FOG has lifted. FUCK YOU, SMALLVILLE! But anyway, enjoy the show. Be kind, rewind to last year. I'll drop in next week. ENJOY! AL RATO VATOS Y HYNAS. ORALE! 

HELLOW AND WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST! THE  NOT SO AMATEUR GOLDEN HOUR OF PODCARTING! Welcome to episode 58 of the Roaming Reignz hour. WITH A Z. Everytime! Anyway, here there be contemplation  and contempt! So we kick off with a bit of PLAYOFF chat. Nicky's team the Ravens v the Bills. Then of course the PACK vs the Rams today! I give my predictions. Then I move on to introspection about other dead pods, shout out the homiez, and ask what I should call the listeners of this programs! I also drop stats! IT'S A STAT EPISODE! JK Listeners from OHIO and WASHINGTON, shout it out loud! Leave a 5 star review!  There's some LITTLE RICHARD tidbis, and music, and books chat too. I am reading again! I have to give honest opinions about the BUMBLE girl's PODCAST, and I don't think I gave my opinion of the YOUTUBE wrestling rant girl, but next episode! Today I bring you the love for this. I love this podcarting. I shout out all the homies far and wide, and shout out all the other pods. Is there a subreddit for this show? MAYBE!  I love vinyl so I give a bit of update on that.  I coin the phrase PODCAST GRAVEYARD, since a lot of pods that start off with a bang end up petering out. BUT I AM COMMITTED to bringing the yucks! I am pot committed to doing this show as long as I have my wits about me! Any art, music, or suggestions refer them to @RoamingReignz on twitter. or the show email [email protected]! BOOM! BRANDING! This is your friendly neighborhood best motherfucking podcast from HELL PASO! Down in the West Texas town of Hell Paso.....you fell in love with a Mexican's POD! Vaccines, and yoga, and shenaniganz! OH MY! New PRESIDENT, WHO DIS? Anyway, mask up and chill! Get the vaccine if you can! I'm gonna go watch THE WORLD'S END. ROMIEZ say whats up! Love to hear from youse galz! Love you all for listening! Al Rato, VATO! ORALE!

Hello and welcome to a very special episode of RR, your friendly neighborhood podcast. It's a somber one today. We lost a big name in the metal community. Alexi Laiho the lead singer, guitarist, founder, architect of Children of Bodom passed away late last year, and news of his passing made itself public earlier this week. Also, my friend Julie from the ANTHILL (OG) 13%er suffered a devastating loss, as her husband passed away from Covid 19. Here is the GOFUNDME link if you'd like to donate to the funeral for the late Mr. Brian Thometz', Julie's husband. https://www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-of-brian-thometz?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

Hopefully the link works. If not, search Brian Thometz on the GoFundMe main page, and click on that. Rest in Peace, sir. Julie, we love you!

This one is a very introspective episode. Children of Bodom meant a lot to me for the last 20 some odd years. You always hate to hear your guitar heroes and creative music heroes die, but to die so young? Makes me wonder, they're so young. My older sister is that age, so I think about it a lot. I give some COB stories, some music road trip and live show stories. I pick up the yucks in part two. It's just hard for me to process and deal with death, but I do. We circle back to my new glasses, my current regiment of reading and yoga and weight loss. And, the Office. Of course I think about each and every one of you that listens. Shout out to you guys.

LISTENERS FROM OHIO AND SEATTLE, reach out! I also ask for photoshop submissions. Send those to [email protected]. This is HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast, bar none! We just have to give up the love and respect for the dearly departed. I'm about to upload this, finish my coffee, and probably zen out with yoga. The vaccines are coming, don't fret. Just don't storm any more government buildings. Go for a walk. Go run. Do anything outside, but don't distrupt people! Pet your dogs and cats for me! Tell a friend and leave a 5 star review on APPLE PODCASTS! LOVE YOUSE GUYS! AL RATO VATO! ORALE

FELIZ NAVIDAD MOFOS! It's XMAS time in HELL PASO! This is the 2020 Christmas episode! I'm uploading this as THE NIGHT BEFORE is playing. It's a little longer than usual, just with my message of YULE TIDE CHEERZ tacked on to the end of this ep. Anyway, we open with some CHRISTMAS DIAMOND. King fucking Diamond! Also, we open a CHRISTMAS CARD from some NEBRASKY HOMIEZ! I open it live on the air! I'm looking at that card right meow. Good stuff. Still time to get me yer address for a card, so if you want send an email to [email protected] or if you got my number, holla! Happy HOLLA-DAYZ! I talk about Christmas, but it's not overkill. Just shooting from the heart yo. Also Mexican Christmas grub, and some flicks. I also finally, FINALLY watched TENET! Quick blurb about that. This is mostly levity to enjoy during or after the holidayz. Little bit of football talk for Nicky the homie. Even if I don't like the Ravens. Shout out to all the countries all the homiez that listen when they do. Love for y'all. GASP! Some reddit talk! But here we are. I'll keep it short and sweet. Just trying to get this YUCK-TASTIC yuck fest out before Xmas. And after this, just one more episode of RR left in 2020! Where does the time go! Merry Christmas, and I LOVE YOUSE ALL! Thanks for listening! Tweet @RoamingReignz holla at ya homie! Wash your hands, wash your azz, wear a mask, and keep 6 fucking feet away! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! THE BEST MUFUCKIN' POD IN EL PASO, OUT!

QUE ROLLO, EVERYBODY! That means hello in Mexican! Welcome back to your friendly neighborhood bad ass motherfucking podcast. NO COFFEE AND RONA HERE. NO HOW TO SEDUCE A WOMAN DURING THE COVIDVERSE here. Just the best and most yucktastic podcart in Hell Paso, this side of the Rio Bravo. Down in the West Texas town of HELL PASO I got bit by a mosquito in DECEMBER! Also,  forgive the ATV racing around the block. This asshole is always up bright and early doing laps in the neighborhood. It's called ALL TERRAIN vehicle, not drive it on the street vehicle motherfucker! But now that we have that unpleasantness out of the way, I'd like to give the SPOTIFY stats for my podcart, and I do. THEY LOVE ME IN CANADA! BOY DO THEY! I'm giving the rundown of all the goodness this podcart did in 2020. We're world wide, BAY BAY! Then I reign in in and talk about the health of my uncles and cousins that came down with the Rona and other ailments. Christmas is almost here. I'm enjoying the sugar free Peppermint Mocha creamer in my coffee as I recorded this. I start with some music talk. Some Damageplan, Pantera, and a rememberance of DIME.  Then we move on to more pressing topics, like who listens, and where, and why! I roll into Black Sabbath talk since I am wearing a Black Sabbath shirt even now. Mandalorian talk (SPOILER FREE!) and also some NOLANverse talk. I feel like a bad rasslin' fan but I just haven't had the patience to do watch it My sinuses are acting up so I'll need some peppermint tea shortly. I love youse all, even in Canada, Nova Scotia, and across the pond! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRYAN LEE JOHNSON, and we shall be back the weekend before Christmas! Maybe it'll be a Christmas memories podcart or something more. Definitely rocking my ugly christmas sweater! Wash your hands, wash your ass, mask up and get a flu shot. Keep away from me! PANTERA STYLE! AL RATO VATOS, ORALE!

SEASONS GREETINGS homies and home girls. It's your PUPPET, your hook up, the most ONDA host in the barrio, vatos! Welcome to NATIONAL PUBLIC ROMAN RADIO, NPRR. ORALE! Anyway, howdy and welcome back to HELL PASO'S BEST podcast, the Roaming Reigns progrum! It's your humble narrator, back to fill you in on the season's yule tide festivities and shit. Starting it off with some Elvis CHRISTMAS music because why not? I'm a Beatles and Elvis fan so what? Everyone in the hood is! Today I lob a lot of Christmas talk in your ears. Movies of course. Die Hard. The British voice returns. Some belated birthday wishes, and a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to BRYAN LEE JOHNSON tomorrow! I sound high energy and well rested, and the buzz and the hum is gone! Today's episode sounds crispy clear. THE PACKERS EAGLES GAME is about to start and I'm craving a RIBWICH. Let's see. I talk about the upkeep and maintenance on my car, and I talk about Christmas gifts and gift wrapping and the Dollar Tree.  Talking about Christmas movies, horror movies, and staying sane. Christmas horror movies are coming. Rassling and streaming talk. I think about each and every one of you. I reminisce about Christmas cards, and wonder if anyone will send me one. Do you want a card? Email or tweet the show. [email protected]. @RoamingReignz. what about Christmas decorations, and Christmas and black friday gifts? I talk about what a good Christmas would mean to me! I also figured out how to fix a bleach stain! HA. I shall try to get the radio chick on my podcart before the end of the year. The AOW MINUTE RETURNS! Enjoy the show, enjoy December, and thank our lucky stars this year is almost over! Wash your hands, wash your ass, wear a mask, and be careful, YULE SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT KID! AL RATO VATOS, ORALE!