Roaming Reigns

GOBBLE GOBBLE MUTHAFUCKAHS! ERRRR.....HELLO AND WELCOME TO YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD PODCART, EVERYONE! THIS IS EL PASO's best motherfucking podcast, bar none, undisputed! I have to apologize in advance for the mysterious and slight hum in the mic during the episode. I promise it will be gone by next episode, so soldier on and give it a listen, and I will appreciate youse forever! I kick out the jams, then bring it on home with a tidbit about the late great Mr. James Brown, the Godfather of Soul! I talk about Thanksgiving 2020 and thanksgivings past. I also revist Episode 0 the Spotify Exclusive, since it was literally recorded a year ago. Give a listen! Only available on SPOTIFY! Check it! The background noise is from the neighborhood. The hum is from I don't know what. I'll actually cover the new episode of The Mandalorian in the last 5 minutes of the pod, so stick around. Tell a friend. Tell two!  I discuss the prep and the goods I baked for Thanksgiving dinner. The coyotes are back! I also set goals for the podcast in the new year. Then I swing it around for some supercalifragilistic-existential introspection. Always with the feelings! Yeah, well depression is a son of a bitch! TV and movie talk. No books lately, sadly. But here we are closing out November and ushering in December. I love you all for listening. Give the homies podcasts a listen, and shout out to everyone and anyone listening. I do mention the title of the episode and the genesis behind it. My regards to Mara the goofy weirdo chick from Bumble. Thanks for the cool word. Seems like Bumble has a lot of strange characters in it. I also pipe in some Christmas talk. Trees, lights, decorations, movies, and even Christmas music! Why not? Tis the season. I propose to invite a local radio dj chick to be on this podcart and hopefully she accepts. Why not? Gotta have goals. I mention TESD Xmas and Black Friday. I think next episode will be all Black Friday memories! Shout out to everyone that reached out on Thanksgiving, and even if you didn't I love youse all! Wash your face, wash your ass, wash your hands, get your flu shots, and wash your hands. Much love to the homies! Al rato vatos! ORALE! 

GREETINGS! Welcome back to HELL PASO's best motherfucking podcast bar none, undisputed! It's your humble, and mildly drugged and manic depressive friendly neighborhood host. We're back. There's still no disbursing of the RONA vaccine. Numbers of infected are up, our morgues and mobile morgues are oversaturated, so if you want a job hauling bodies come on down! It's less than one week until DIA DE ACCION DE GRACIAS, THANKSGIVING DAY! Lots to be thankful for. My mom turned 65 this week. Also, been taking drugs for inflammation since I've irritated my sciatica again just getting into and out of my car! FUCK MY LIFE! Anyway, some vinyl goodness courtesy of the Misfits! LOTS OF TALK about time in this episode, Some movie talk. I'm low energy, because TIM HORTONS coffee can suck a fuck! Lots of LOVE TO SPOTIFY AND ANCHOR! FUCK SOUNDCLOUD! Lots of thinking about the future, the past, and my nieces and family and yours too! Trying to stay sane and even keeled in the age of the bug. Vinyl records help. I think I need to get Legos! I think about what my nieces will think when they discover this podcast in the future! Ha! I've got a James Brown vinyl going right now. I'm about to shut down for 20 minutes, but first we should give thanks for the new direction this country is going, for our health, and to be able to have our loved ones with us.  Christmas/Thanksgiving yucks return next week. I'm stoked for the Black Friday release of the TESD XMAS pod for you fellow cult members! I'm focusing on the little things, on the little pick me ups! Trying. Support the podcast, tell a friend, tell them I love them for listening. Shout out to the unnamed party that reminded me about Deftones and Korn. Shout out to all the homies across the globe, love youse all! Tweet @RoamingReignz or email [email protected]. I don't have a TikTok because fuck TIkTOK haha. But thank you all for listening. Wash your hands and wash your ass, and enjoy the good things. Give thanks to Alanis or God or whoever you believe in for your health and the happiness of all your loved ones! Enjoy the show! LET ME KNOW! ORALE! AL RATO!

Hellow everyone! I'm back this week with a Friday the 13th adjacent episode. It's actually Saturday the 14th of November when I record. Here we are, post election results, the universe correcting itself. I talk about what's going on with my Uncle's remains, and the COVID numbers for Hell Paso, which has seen a drastic spike in cases. I talk about my concerns and anxiety, and some hard conversations I've had with my mom bordering on morbid. I bring up Friday the 13th which I had on the tv while recording. Now I'm watching the Unrated Jason Goes to Hell. I talk about the Mandalorian season 2 a bit, and about reddit. But mostly my Rona fears and anxieties. Trying to keep it together, trying to be prudent, and trying to get past the grief and loss of my uncle. Depression sucks. Trust me. People wear your damn masks. That's all I have to say about that. It sucks how the world is so different from how it was one year ago. Anyway, winter is coming, Thanksgiving and Christmas, so I worry about all that. Shout out to all the other cool pods, and homies that listen out there. Shout out to Blondie. I give an update on the status of the library system here in Hell Paso, andI forgot to make a joke about Episode 49 FEELIN' FINE. I'm feeling anything but fine, but I maintain and I manage. For now, I will let you guys listen if you can, and thank you for listening and sharing and keeping up with the pod. Thank you all the homies around the world (even Canada) and here in the States for listening. I was drinking Canadian coffee but I didn't like it today. OH CANADA! The yucks will return. For now I need another week of introspection to dust off the black cloud over my head. But I love you all. Be safe, be smart, and wash your hands and your ass. Mask up and stay the fuck away from everyone if you can. ORALE! AL RATO VATOS AND ESES AND HAINAS! LATERZ. Much love to everyone.

Rest In Peace Felipe Alvarado, beloved tio. Life, death, election results.  The yucks will return. Thanks for listening. I love you all.

Al Rato. Orale.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BOO-OYS and GHOULS! HAHA Cryptkeeper style! Welcome to HELL PASO's SPOOKIEST MOTHERFUCKIN' PODCAST, BAR NONE! UNDISPUTED! It is that day! Harvest Day. All HALLOW'S EVE! HALLOWEEN! Can someone tell the sun to fuck off? The leaves are changing, it smells like autumn, it smells like Halloween. But it also smells like a pandemic. At the top I give some news and updates on the doings and goings on during the pandemic, including LOCKDOWN HELL PASO part 2! I have Halloween 6 the Curse of Michael Myers playing in the background as I record, so I might digress! I talk about new ROB ZOMBIE jams and old ones too! Updates on what my costume is or might be, and also I forgot to mention a story from last Sunday but I will do that next episode!  Right now it's all about spooky movies, Dunkin Donuts spooky dozen, and a box o-joe! Come on down! I mention the Ghost Pepper donut at the bottom half of the episode. I am still pretty caffeinated believe it or not. So I get a little somber, I mention some movies, and I shout out the homies and give love to their podcasts. Check out the Spotify exclusive episode if you have a chance and leave a review or comment! I even give AOW some love! Shout out to all the ears listening all over the world! I am going to upload this right at 13:00 hours mwhahah the evil hour, and I hope to continue with scary movie marathons today! I am going to go walk in the FULL Halloween moon tonight! Spooky! I mention voting and staying healthy in this one too. I have been thinking about everyone lately and I hope you and your loved ones are safe! Wear masks, wash your hands and your ass! Stay away from people if you can! Get a flu shot! Don't forget to check your Halloween candy! I'm the one that brings the CHRISTMAS CANDY! WHO'S YOUR DADDY! The show's twitter is @RoamingReignz and email me at [email protected]. Thank you for listening and for your support! Have a great Halloween-ie! HAPPY HALLOWEEN, FELIZ DIA DE BRUJAS! STAY SAFE! AL RATO VATO! ORALE!

GREETINGS! First part Halloweenie spooky goodness. Second part, real life gets real. Enjoy! THIS IS HELL PASO'S BEST PODCAST EVER, STILL. Wear yer masks, ya dopes! Until next Saturday, the HALLOWEEN EDITION OF RR! I shall return! AL RATO VATO! ORALE! Don't let the RONA return!

LOVE SPOTIFY. LOVE ANCHOR. FUCK Soundcloud!

Howdy doody everybody! Welcome to another episode of HELL PASO's best MOTHERJUMPIN' podcast, bar none, undisputed. It's your friendly neighborhood podcart Roaming Reigns. This episode will not just be exclusive to Spotify, but we still love them at the RR pod. I'm doing this for the kiddies, for the ears that only have iPhones. This one's for y'all.  So it's mid October, and I've just voted. Super Thursday. Bizarre experiences at the early voting place for me, as always. Some grim news at the top of the show, so stick with me, it doesn't stay bleak.  I put in some jams, and I give love to Spotify (fuck you SoundcCloud!). So the spikes are upon us. I bring it to the Rona and away from it, a bit of the politics but not much, didn't mention books this episode or rasslin, but soon. I mention horror flicks and shit. Forgot to mention Walmart has a John Carpenter's Halloween shirt. Or they did when I was down there. Git em while they last kids!  I mention the library and all it's goodness. But mostly I ponder about this bug still going around and now it gets personal.  I'm up in the bunker right now, Sipping on my gin and juice. Faded. Not really. I'm sober. This year I've been as clear headed and sober as I've been since I was 17. It's weird. But anyway, if you're only on iPhone listening, give the Spotify exclusive a whirl. Yes I bring up Joe Rogan again, and the master Wes Craven's crowning jewel, the Scream flicks.  I haven't discussed Halloween yet but soon. We're only two weeks away! I have more things on my mind but this one a quick, fast paced episode. Give the Spotify exclusive one some love if you can. Give it a try ALICIA. Give Pandora a break! I also forgot to mention my GhostFace mask! Faaaak. I give a conclusion to the kitten saga and I even champion and boost the AOW Pod. I hope they come back with fire in their bellies. Enjoy the tunes. Enjoy the ramblings of your humble narrator, and yes I even put another pod on the spot for touching on socio political topics while on the devil's lettuce. Blottoed. Time to get back to the horror flicks and the napping. Drop at line at @RoamingReignz on the tweetz or [email protected]. Any submissions or any pimping you need to get done, hit it up, son! Much love to all the fellow pod-carters out there keeping it going. Wash your hands, wash your ashhhh, and put on your fucking finger condoms yo! AL RATO, VATO! ORALE!

Buenos nachos errybody! Or, good morrow ladies and gents. It is I, your humble narrator, with another piping hot fresh does of ROAMING REIGNS for your ear holes! Spooky time is upon us again, but you wouldn't know it because it's fucking 87 degrees as I write this and it's sunny with clear skies outside right now. UGH! Fall/autumn my ass! This is EL PASO's best motherfucking PODCAST, UNDISPUTED, BAR NONE! Back up in your arse with episode 43. I'm missing 3 episodes right now. At least for now you'll know what will happen with episode 37. What you hear right off the bat is a LOT of were-WOOF talk at the jump. What can I say, I love were-woof movies. Watched a few. Need to watch a few more. BUT THE HOWLING IS MY FAVORITE! You'll hear why. It's brief. I don't have anyone to bounce off my love of spooky shit with yet. I mention kitties. I mention depression. Feeling better today. I'm giving youse all the updates. I think I'm sticking with the new format of 30 minute intervals. It's pretty smooth. Got a lot of hits on the last episode I did like this. I also mention a brief correction from last week's episode. My first and only one in 5 years recording! Lots of talk about pets, and animals and dating again. I forgot to talk about the stripper but I do mention a girl's podcast I found through BUMBLE. Ridiculous! I don't name it specifically but it's probably easy to find. I'm not judgy, it's just I have to be me and speak my piece. I HAVE SPOKEN! Anyway, I didn't mention too much about my books or stuff. Election stuff and religion sure. I also shout out IRELAND and all the people listening as always. Thank you SPOTIFY AND ANCHOR. FUCK YOU SOUNDCLOUD! I'm loving doing the show, and if you love or hate it leave a review on ITUNES or wherever you review podcarts. Tell a friend. Tweet the hashtag #AOWYES if you want At Our Worst to come back! Tweet @RoamingReigns and tag it up. I won't see it but I have eyes on it. Email the show [email protected] for all submissions of art, music, or to be  a guest. Come one come all! Shout out to the homies! ALICIA, better change that SHANE DAWSON SHIRT! Throw out the Jeffrey Starr junk! It's time to upload and chill and watch some horror flicks. I mention the Netflix playlist and some thoughts. Talk about religion just for a second. And back on part to with some more AOW talk. ITS BAAAAAAAAAAAACK! SUCKAHS! Anyway, thank you kind listener for giving me your ear and for taking the time to listen. I love youse all! From your humble narrator and host, I LIVE AGAIN! Until then, I shall say AL RATO (REGISTER TO VOTE AND MASK UP BITCHES!) VATO! ORALE! Laterz!

HULLO and welcome to the answer to life's problems, questions, the universe! It's EPISODE 42 of your favorite motherflippin MOTHEREFFING podcast from DOWN in the West Texas town of HELL PASO! EP's best mothereffing podcart. THE ROAMING REIGNS HOUR! I'm your humble narrator, and you may be wondering where's episode 40 and 41. They're in the can, still being edited. I went  through some existential shit for the last 2 weeks, but I will post those up POST HASTE! For now enjoy the answer to life in this episode. I don't know if anyone likes the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy but I do. I'm going to watch Army of Darkness as soon as this goes live. I hope you enjoy the recording, raw and unedited right from Anchor and into your ear holes. I've been bummed for the last few weeks. Idk why. Depression or some shit I guess. Crisis of existential proportions. Who am I? Where am I going? I gotta admit recording for this hour has been fun. IT hadn't been fun for a bit. Now it is again. And so we move onwards and upwards. PA'LANTE as my RICAN friends might say. I'm keeping it going. For me. If you wanna join me, tweet @RoamingReignz or email [email protected]. It's an hour episode but it'll move fast. NO gimmcky shit. But yucks a plenty and shooting from the hip. It's OCTOBER, BITCHES! OCTOBER YOU SNEAKY FUCKING BASTARD! I'll get youse caught up on my life, and whatnot, but I think I'll hold on to those two recordings and just go and use my Chromebook. It's about time! The weather's getting less hot but still, the pumpkin spice is in season, and I already have cobwebs up in the bunker. Real ones. There's full moons, and dogs howling, and coyotes at night out here. But other than that, I'm fine. Just for the soul crushing crippling depression as usual. But water helps. Water and music and podcarts and not watching social media or the news. Honestly, I had more fun recording these two than I did recording the last two weeks. So I'll shut the fuck up now and let you guys enjoy. Let me know what you think. Text, tweet, and tell a friend. I LOVE IRELAND! I LOVE NEBRASKA! I LOVE LAMP. Shit, I forgot to talk about the OFFICE! Fuck SOUNDCLOUD. Local radio sucks. I WANT KITTENS! Until next time, AL RATO VATO from EL PASO's BEST PODCAST EVER! LATERZ!

Greetings and welcome to El Paso's BEST MOTHERFUCKING podcart. Bar none. Undisputed. Anyway, hi and welcome to the podcast you know and love known as Roaming Reigns. Or Legion, since it has a fuck ton of names. I'm  at a cross roads today as I am editing and uploading this podcast. It's a cloudy, grey, semi drizzly day. Nothing's wrong, except I feel empty. I guess you can hear the pangs of what I can only describe as the early onset of this week's depression clawing at my brain last Saturday. Yet I managed to record and begin to edit and make the podcast sound as crisp and as sharp as it's sounded in weeks! I watched the start of the 2020 football season yesterday. My team THE GREEN BAY PACKERS beat the Minnesota Vikings! I was happy about that. And yet I felt empty after. Watched the Bucs play the Saints with Tom Brady as the Bucs' new QB. That didn't fill me with joy. I kept thinking about the news story about Dak the QB for the Cowboys, which I am not a fan of that team, but hearing about his depression and his brother committing suicide kind of tipped my mental scales toward the dark. I don't talk about this shit with anyone. OH also I got called GROSS LOOKING. Ha. You'll get more details on that. Though the books and movies and TV and yoga and walking help, sometimes all that can't stop the dark clouds from rolling over. I'm not saying I'm glued to the floor. I'm about to watch the VOW and maybe go walk and clear my head later today. I just can't explain if I feel shitty or feel anything at all. I have been getting up early and getting 8 hours of sleep. So why do I feel empty? Am I not tuned into the great frequency? None of this is on this episode ha. But you will no doubt enjoy it. I LOVE IRELAND! ENGLAND! FRANCE! NETHERLANDS! CANADA! SPAIN! MEXICO! AUSTRALIA! Anywhere you guys enjoy the show let me know. Any and all thank yous go to SPOTIFY, ANCHOR, and Kristen Carney. More on her on this episode. Fuck you Soundcloud. Email the show at [email protected] or tweet @RoamingReignz. Idk about twitter lately. Idk about anything lately. Maybe another nap or some Misfits records will help. Probably not. IF you like the show tell a buddy or a pal or a family member. Tell anyone you want on the socials. Even if I'm not on. Love youse guys for listening and supporting. And now, on to the show! AL RATO VATOS! ORALE! PS The Thumbnail art for this episode is the actual shirt I talk about on the podcast. Just a little Easter Egg from your GROSS LOOKING host! CHEERZ!