Roaming Reigns

Roaming Reigns

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  • EPISODE 27 MEMBERING THE DEARLY DEPARTED
    Hey yo! Welcome back casual, yet loyal listeners of this here podcart I call DA PAW aka Roaming Reignz. This isn't an episode about what you think it's about. Not yet. This was recorded on the day/week of, but it's not about that. This was a post Memorial Day remembrance of some people that have since left this world, sharing their memory with my nieces, and of course some existential talk, amid streaming services, books, pop culture, music, and the recesses of my own mind. As for current events, I will record today as today was supposed to be the 10th year TESD Anniversary show in Asbury Park, NJ. It's been postponed until next year. I have some things to say about it, and about current events, but nothing too blow hardy. This one is a mellow episode, as they all seem to be before shit hits the fan. Even if I'm not wrapped up in social media, nor do I watch the news, I do find out about current events. To say that I am aghast, befuddled, and left speechless is an understatement. But for now, let's enjoy the little things, our health, the summer weather, (if your necks of the wood are open yet!). I do mention some music in here and shout out TOTES M'LADY podcast, CULT OF DAVE POD, the COD POD Podcast Network, THE HOOF pod, and Chills, Shivers, and Goosebumps podcasts. Y'all check them out. A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO AT OUR WORST podcast that has not recorded or released anything in a year. It's time to fire up the mics ladies. I'm available to guest on your wonderful show. I did binge on the 3 episodes and was left feeling existential. Have to revisit Plato. Whilst getting the motivation to edit this episode, I've gotten my character attacked via text, I've been welcomed by old familiar faces and familiar words. More on that later. I've also been on adventures outside of my usual realm. But for now, enjoy this new episode, let me know what you think. Listen and support this and the other podcasts I mention. They're good people. I've been told I'm boring, but I'm gonna keep doing it MY WAY, and the feedback will STILL be welcomed. Here be the yucks, a-comin' down the pike. Hell if you need something to fall asleep to, crank it up. Towards the end, one of the channels of the audio drops out, for a few seconds, so apologies for that. I won't email everyone to let them know where this podcast or I stand on things. I'm a mellow, tolerant dude, and I welcome any and all people, comments, suggestions, art, music, or guests. Even before all this bullshit happened out in the world. Email me at [email protected] or tweet the show at @RoamingReignz and leave 5 star reviews on the Itunes or wherever. Just enjoy it, man. Al RATO! ORALE!
    51 min
  • EPISODE 26- THE BUZZSAW or (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AOW POD!)
    Haiiii,YOU GUYZ! (Or girlz) UGH. I FUCKING hate when people say that or type that. It's 1:20 am. My right eye is swollen shut from lack of sleep as I type this with one eye. This one took a bit. Not to record. But to edit. JUNE YOU SNEAKY FUCKIN' BASTARD! It's Joon! New month, who dis? Welp, it's the anniversary of AOW pod aka At Our Worst, so go check them out and hound them to record one more with ME as the super duper special  guest. They're on YouTube or SoundCloud. Also, fuck SoundCloud. What else......? This is part one of 2. Hence the A after the episode number. I got the episode count number right, so, it's all good.  I think this is a good example of how I want an episode to go, only to have it derailed by real life. The same applies to most facets of my life.  I want and expect one thing, but the universe, the whims of THE GREAT MAGNET say, nah dawg. That ship has sailed. If I sound like I'm avoiding the riots, the looting, and the senseless killings. I'm not. I've got two episodes in the can. I can't say it'll solve the world's problems or bring an olive branch and a white tail dove in the middle of current events and salve the wounds, but I do talk about it. I did. It's coming in the next couple of episodes. Alsooooowww, I've just been notified via text I'm a piece of shit, because of this podcast so YAY! May address that later. Maybe not. This episode was truly me AT OUR BEST, or trying to be. And it ends up as you'll see, or hear. So stick with it. It's short and not veiled.  I mention the munchkins, and rasslin, some musics, a book or two, and a LOT OF EXPLETIVES. I shout out THE HOOF, the homies' podcasts, as well as Chills, Shivers, and Goosebumps by the homie Victor J. I believe I shout out Cult of Dave pod, and the COD POD Network. Look for them on Insta and social medias too. I mention the first homie, Julie, who has a podcast called Totes M'Lady, on the COD Pod Network. Good stuff. Available where fine podcasts aren't sold. Shout out to the homie Alex, and all the cool peoples. I shall return one day. But enough sentimentality. The sound is good, then it's better, then its good again. Won't you come in? Kick up yer feet, leave your dirty shoes outside, wash your hands, and mask up to listen to the next episode of where my mind Roams. Roaminationz indeed. Y'all know it Reigns, it abounds. It...yeah, you know the puns. Thanks to Anchor and Kristen Carney for showing me inadvertently what Anchor is, and Spotify rocks (shameless plug). Fuck you again, SoundCloud. The show's email [email protected] for anythings and everythings. The twitter is @RoamingReginz. I'm trying to remember the password. But keep throwing stuff on there or on the email. I'll remember one day. You member? Member?! Al. Rato.
    54 min
  • EPISODE 20-20-20-4! (UMERO 25 OOPS!)

    Hellow kiddies! HOLY FUCK it's hot up here! I'm back up in the bunker. Haven't been up here in over a month!  I've been down for the count for almost a whole month! I hurt my sciatica exactly 30 days ago. I'll explain on the next one. This is episode 24, YES I COUNTED AND RECOUNTED TO MAKE SURE! Took me almost a month to edit after recording. Of course I spent a few weeks in a drug filled, pain pilled haze. But here it is, a brand spanking new and pristine episode, ironically the last bastion of my optimism at age 36 is contained within this recording. So almost 10 lbs ago, I was about to finish 30 days of yoga, pondering self isolation and disconnection. I talk about music, comics, and books. Poor naive 36 year old Roman. So full of hope, so even keeled. I dive into some introspection, and recount some stuff about my junk at an ex's house. I wax about the future, and travelling, and the RONA. Hate talking about that. You could definitely hear my mask of sanity slipping, but hey, nobody's perfect.  I was still lighter, younger, less on painkillers,  and still able to walk on my own for the most part.  Here I am 60 days into this lockdown, lock out, self isolation, quarantine, the hole, the abyss, whatever you call it. I haven't gone into the inner recesses of my brain this deep. I wonder what kind of mental disorder I have...Hmm.... Ironically most of the country is open back up and everyone is out and about again. I'm still wearing my gloves and my bandana and I'm submerged in TV, books, comics, and music of yesteryear. THANK YOU to everyone that listened even for a minute or the whole thing. Thank you KRISTEN CARNEY for letting me know Anchor exists. Hopefully I get to have her as a guest somewhere down the road. Thank you Spotify and Apple Podcarts. Fuck you, SoundCloud. Tell a friend. Tell them to listen to Chills, Shivers, and Goosebumps podcast by Victor Juarez and THE HOOF with Christopher Laudando and Tommy L. Good shit! Tweet at @RoamingReignz or email [email protected]. I'll remember the password to those soon hopefully. Y'all cover your droplets and your snot. SNOT! THE BAND! FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

    1 hr 13 min
  • BLAST FROM THE PAST (ORIGINALLY RECORDED AS EPISODE 18, NOW EPISODE 24 OF ROAMING REIGNZ)
    Howdy! Hey KIDS, new logo! Same bat pod. Same bat channel. So I turned 37 yesterday. I'm something like 37. WAIT.......I'M 37?! IN A ROW?! It's funny. Doesn't feel like anything to me..... being a year older. Right now I have a headache and a stiff neck. And I've been nursing a fucked up Sciatic nerve for over a week. The last day of April was shitty, and the first week of May was and has been shitty too. Haven't been able to walk. Barely able to move or amble around. Been taking painkillers. Hate taking pain killers. Haven't had any substances in my body for months, now this bullshit. I used to be such a straight edge Flanagan. Ha! Anyway, this is the fabled lost episode of RR.(There's another one I recorded and literally was not able to recover but it is somewhere in my Chromebook). This episode was originally recorded the first Monday of December 2019. Dec. 02, 2019 to be exact. Ah to take a stroll down memory lane. I had to edit a lot of noise and ummms and broken wind out of this one. I was just fresh out of a pseudo online LDR so to speak. I was bright eyed, bushy tailed. Filled with piss and vinegar. Now I'm just in a drug addled haze. I wasn't pilled up until about 2 weeks ago exactly. I have another episode I recorded the weekend right before I fucked up my Sciatica again. I'm going to work on editing that one. Until then, here's something to satisfy the Nebraskan listenership with all their smart assy remarks and yucks and shenanigans and whatnot. Yes, this IS episode 23. Happy?! Ha It's not that long it was originally about 55 minutes, whittled down to about 45, edited some stuff out, not much, a few nonsensical things and whatnot. It literally took me a week to edit it and put it up. Blame the pain pills, depression, isolation, self loathing, binge eating, binge watching, and deafening silence, and a full mind. Also, blame my anxiety. But mostly depression. I start and end this lost episode very cheerful and optimistic. If I could go back and tell my past self what was going to happen, he'd probably throw his back out too staying at the gym non stop. Anyway, there's some music and movies and pod talk on this lost episode. The intro jamz I added these past days. Been getting into that AJFA album again. Anyway this isn't a livejournal, this is a podcast description. THANK YOU ANCHOR, SPOTIFY, KRISTEN CARNEY for introducing me to anchor, and FUCK YOU SOUNDCLOUD! Hopefully whatever is ailing me fucks right off. Enjoy the show, send anything and everything to [email protected] or tweet @RoamingReignz. Maybe I'll find my brain and check the feedback. Tell a friend. Or two. LATERZ. AL RATO!
    47 min
  • UMERO VENTI-TRES aka FLIM FLAMZ (or DON'T LET DA DEMONZ GET U!)

    Greetings and salutations. Welcome to another installment, another page in the audible/aural journal that is Roaming Reignz aka Romanationz (did I spell that right?) This one is a very special episode (AREN'T THEY ALL?) I start as usual, but I end up getting pretty real in various points during the conversation with....well MYSELF! It was completely unprecedented and unwarranted and unplanned. No FLIM FLAMMERY! I kick off with comics and metal and new releases and shit. Forgot to mention the new Testament album. Maybe on the next one! I arrive at TV talk, and podcast talk. (CHECK OUT DA HOOF podcast with Chris Laudando and Tommy L. his cousin, pretty awesome stuff and also Chills, Shivers, and Goosebumps by the carnal, the homie VICTOR J!) I ponder and pontificate and about TV series, still discard TIGER KING, and mention West World and Watchmen the HBO series. I arrive at some very bittersweet memories, and then I go on to more personal thoughts and pondering as per usual. My eyes were burning, I had goosebumps, but I'm happy to report I am still feeling good and it wasn't the shit that was going around. I felt pretty shitty after I recorded this. But here I am, sharing this with y'all. Shout out to yoga and Adrienne the yogi from Austin. Love your youTube channel, ma'am! It saves! I mention chicken establishments, and reference a podcast I'm not even sure people listen to. I reference a couple of podcarts. Thanks to Anchor, Thanks to Spotify, thank you Spreaker for keeping this free 99. Fuck you SOUNDCLOUD! I feel like I'm still dropping the LBS. I hope. Anyway, the new music talk is pretty heavy. I dig it. Also I get back into self inventory and introspection and offer some words of positivity though I should probably heed them for myself sometimes. Still reading, still walking, just disconnected. Not from reality! But there it is, I do some ebaying toward the end, and I bring up Johnny Depp. JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY! (But I don't talk about that awful shit he's going through!) Enjoy the yucks coming down the pike and look for more as I feel reinvigorated to put out more of these! Warsh yer hands. AL RATO!

    1 hr 26 min
  • CATCH 22. DREI WOCHEN or THREE WEEKZ (HOW MANY WEEKZ? DREI!)

    Greetings and salutations, ladies and gentle-gents. This one took me almost a whole week to edit. Thanks, depression! But, it finally came together! Join me and my cohost ALEXA ECHO DOT. In this one, I realize how many times an hour i SAY UMMM, and SIGH, and CLICK my tongue before speaking in intervals. I'll try not to do that as much. Ummmmm....Well, from the time I recorded this to now, lots of shit has gone down. Perhaps I'll fire up the NON ZOOM H6 and the NON SHURE MICs tomorrow and continue the next chapter of the story of my life. But for now, there's some jamz, some jellies, lots of tea and coffee. My boring ass life. My boring ass routine. Shockingly, I talk about Tom Terrific more than I ever thought I would. Book talk. Movies and rasslin' talk. Shout out to my OLD MAN. (He'll never listen to this HAHA!) Also, shout out to the homie Victor Juarez's podcast Chills, Shivers, and Goosebumps and to Chris Laudando and Tommy L's podcast DA HOOF (THE HOOF). I did listen to the new episode kinda. More podcast talk. Also, I delve a bit into the cavernous deep of my mind. I should call that segment ROAMINATIONZ. Shit I should call this podcast ROAMINATIONZ. Maybe I will. Still under 190 lbs, What's my secret? A little boasting about daily steps and such. I'm like the BIG LEBOWSKI, secluded in the west wing. Minus the big house. Anyway, thanks to ANCHOR, SPREAKER, SPOTIFY for hosting this pod. Fuck you SOUNDCLOUD!. Shout out to Chic-Fil-A if they need a sponsor! Still not sponsored by anyone. If anyone cares to write in or send in art or whatever [email protected]. I gotta start using a gmail account ha! Sorry if the yucks are sparse in this one. WOULD YUH LIKE TAH DO MY PAWDCAZDT? Maybe I should change the name of this show to the PAW (Dcast) (Goodfellas joke)! OH! Anyway, yeah. Wursh yer hands. AL RATO HOMEZ!

    46 min
  • Episode 21 - THE INVISIBLE (RO)MAN (aka ROMANATIONZ [ruminations])

    Bienvenidos to another installment of Roaming Reignz. I'm thinking about renaming the show ROMANATIONZ. A pun on ruminations or emanations with my name interwoven in it. Sounds kind of gauche. Anyway, hello and welcome to another chapter in the saga that is the Roaming Reignz podcast (WITH A Z). It's day 11 of Stay at Home, Stay Safe. It's been a minute.  It's been a while. Well here I am, in a very hot very stuffy room, uploading the latest episode JUST FOR YOU! I didn't edit this one much, that is to say didn't edit it at all. Left all the kinks and clicks and pops and shit in for you all to see. Actually today I recorded 90 minutes fairly quickly, despite being lethargic from a weird sleep last night. Been keeping it together with music, books, podcasts, and lots and lots of walking. OW my TOE! Tonight I go out into the night, even if they are patrolling the streets. I kick off with tons of updates and it's a yucktastic episode, despite the low energy. Guess how many years I've owned this microphone? You'll find out. Lots of open honesty, some positive messages, and the state of my mind. I wonder if I should call that segment ROMANATIONZ. I thought that name up during a walk in the desert. A vision, you might say. Enjoy the ep, let me know what you think through the usual channels, Twittah @RoamingReignz or email [email protected] Listen to THE HOOF and Chills, Shivers, and Goosebumps podcasts if you haven't already. Support the homies!  Thanks to everyone and anyone listening now. I've been getting some analytics from Spotify. Most of the listening audience is female, which is surprising ha. Thank you to Anchor, Spreaker, Apple Podcasts, Spotify. Fuck SoundCloud. LAVATE LAS MANOS! WURSH YER HANDS! AL RATO!

    1 hr 32 min
  • Episode 20 - UNPRECEDENTED Q-RNTNE (OR GET BACK, MUFUGGAH)

    Hello and welcome to another installment of the Roaming Reigns Podcast. Today is the dreaded and fabled Quarantine episode or the lockdown or the stay home stay safe, or the STAY THE FUCK AWAY from people episode. This is a retelling of another lost episode I recorded and lost last Sunday. The world is a scary place. SO they say. Lots of developments. Some good, some weird. Lots of social disantcing. UNPRECEDENTED developments, some more yucks, pop culture, introspection, coffee, music, movies, books, and all the shit that's in my head. Recorded in the bunker in 2 channel stereo! If you want to hit up the show's twitter it's @RoamingReignz on twitter or [email protected]. Thanks Anchor, Fuck SoundCloud. D'ywanna do my pudcasst? Haha ENjoy!

    48 min
  • Episode (NOT COVID) 19 - THE RED MASQUE SCARE (HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th)

    Hello faithful listener! I Have returned with another episode within a week's time! I just got Audacity going on my new laptop, so now the machine is rolling. Today I am broadcasting live from the bunker, discussing current events, topics of the day, and of course some side tracked thoughts. I bring in something called Roman's Feelings corner and the Minute Literary Corner. And as always, distractions abound. My mind is always roaming. I give some updates on the current pandemic as far as how it affects me personally, my family, and my job. Also, when it rains it pours. I try to be and end it on a positive note, as we all need some good cheer and yucks nowadays. But, it wouldn't be an episode of RR if I don't jump into a rant. This time it's the TWITTAH. Anyway, thank you for keeping up with my episodes, and for downloading. Thanks for sharing. Tell a friend. Check out the show's twitter at @RoamingReignz and the FB page search Roaming Reigns Podcast. Tweet or email [email protected] for comments, questions, suggestions, etc. Let's keep it rolling! AL RATO! TRANQUILOS!

    1 hr 6 min
  • EPISODE 18 Strikes & Gutters & Spreaker. OH MY! (I'm BACK, BITCHES!)

    I have returned. It's been a long 4-5 months? But I have returned. New decade, who dis? I return with new equipment, same old mic, and a dose of the old school Roman Rant. It's all over the place, its yucks, its something. If anything, it's real. I plan to do these more and more, and I have a fuck ton to say. The two episodes I recorded will see the light of day sometime, but for now it's all new 2020 edition of Roaming Reignz. Fuck you SOUNDCLOUD. Thanks for the love anyone and everyone that listens. Welcome, new listeners. Any ideas, art, original music you wanna plug, email [email protected] or tweet at @RoamingReignz on Twitter. THanks for listening, and stay TRANQUILOS! AL RATO! Listen and tell a friend. Leave a comment or review!

    1 hr

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