Roaming Reigns

HAPPY POST LABOR DAY! I'm wearing black, worry not. Who came up with that don't wear white after LABOR DAY bullshit? I love white shirts. I have a Rob Zombie white shirt with Sherri Moon Zombie's ass on the back! But right now I'm wearing my Devils Reject's last supper shirt. Groovy. HEY! EVERYBODY WISH MY LITTLE SIS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It's her birthday today, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS! I can't tell you how old she is here, but I do on this week's episode. This one was done and edited by Sunday night but I decided to take Labor Day off even though I'm still furloughed. Fuck. Some TV talk and movie talk this week. I say I'm not going to TENET, then I AM, I AM DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO THE MOVIE THEATERS! I had a ticket for Tenet in a few hours, but for the second time I decided to cancel it and stay home. I'm catching up on TITANS, which started off slow, but by the DOOM PATROL crossover, I am HOOKED! VUDU won't let me stream my digital copy of Doom Patrol season 1. So fuck them! And fuck SoundCloud too! It kills me for not mentioning ZAKK SABBATH's debut album that just dropped, but I'll make up for it on the next episode. I've been on a Black Sabbath kick. I'm literally wearing the same Black Sabbath Master of Reality purple logo shirt my EX has. It pissed me off she called this music and all cool metal and rock DAD ROCK. I hated that term. So I will pay homage to DAD ROCK and her bullshit catchphrase next episode. I mention TV, and the post office, and another case of mistaken identity which was a little embarassing. I read some more. I jammed to some music, and I took naps. I had my first pumpkin spice ice coffee of the season. I'm now sipping on a pumpkin spice latte as I type this haha. Gotta congratulate the homie Alex on becoming a TIO on the next episode. The baby pictures were adorable, bro! I think next episode I'll throw in some SABBATH OR ZOMBIE. OR ZAKK SABBATH. THAT SHIT IS DOPE!  I got a present for my baby sister this morning. I got my ass up out of bed before 8 am to go to Super Target and get her a card and a gift. I don't do that for ANYBODY! Anyway, I got her a nice gift. More deets on the next one. I'm trying to get this episode description done as my mom is talking to me about news in Mexico. Yay. She's my own personal A&E Biography and History Channel rolled into one. Love her. New updates on the black pit next door. As I wind down, I'm being told Pancho Villa is my roots. She's about to send me a documentary about PV. Fun times. ARRIBA! THIS IS EL PASO'S BEST MUFUGGIN PODCAST. PERIOD. AL RATO, VATO. ORALE! CHET PUSSY LIVES!

WELCOME PUSSY LOVERZ! Welcome to the TITTY TWISTER! ORALE! Ha, I kid. Hello one and all and welcome to EL PASO's BEST MUFUCKIN' PODCAST. I'm a little late this week since I had initially recorded an episode last Saturday but alas, I LOST that fucking episode. So it's lost to the sands of time. I was so pissed. I had to record Sunday afternoon and try to recall all the yucks and everything I mentioned from the lost ep. Here lies the closest approximation of what I think I mentioned and discussed on Saturday. It is now SEPTEMBER. 20 days until FALL! Pumpkin Spice lattes and shit! I don't talk about this in the episode. I do talk about TENET. And Inversion. And the RONA. And more news on that. There's also PUPPER NEWS! And of course, we have another AOW MINUTE! Haha. I think it's staying in for as long as there's material to mine, I'm gonna milk the fuck outta that AOW TEAT! I talk, comics, and new music and memories. A little DC TV, some sad Marvel news. Mid episode, I take a nap, but don't worry you won't hear it. There's Sopranos memories and also excitement about the VIP guest for OCTOBER! Took me a long time to edit this because I was helping my nieces with their virtual school. 6th grade math sucks. Also, I'm entertaining the idea of doing a Clerks commentary pod with Alicia if she's down. I still say fuck SoundCloud, and thank you Anchor and Spotify. I am drinking Death Wish coffee and starving now. I miss movie theaters and popcorn and shit. Yoga with Adriene Mischler shout out. AH and of course this leads me to the episode title. CHET PUSSY, from Dusk Till Dawn. It's a little joke and nod to a recent discussion on a TESDY episode. But boy did it crack me up. So much new shit to watch, and yet the books and my pen and paper call out to me. The weather is getting nicer and I realized summer is gonna fuck off soon. The days are shorter and the nights are cooler. It's hoodie weather. Again I don't talk about any of this in the episode. I do talk PAYBACK and rasslin.  What can I say, except the AOW minute is short and sweet, and there's a few hidden easter eggs in the ep. GREETINGS TO THE IRISH LISTENERS, the FRENCH, THE DUTCH, THE BRITS, THE AUSSIES, EVERYONE IN CANADIA (I know how to spell it!) I think I talk real estate too. Why? I don't know. I got up early on Sunday. Anyway, enjoy HELL PASO's BEST PODCAST IN THE UNIVERSE, and if you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, FUCK IT! ORALE! AL RATO VATO!

'DO A PAWDKAST!' This phrase will probably become very ingrained in your brain by the end of this episode. But anyway, HELLO and WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST PODCAST, EVER! Bar none! This episode took me a couple few days to edit. It's now Monday afternoon, but I recorded this last Saturday. I don't know where my energy went, but I finally got it nice and polished and edited the way I want. This one will probably raise hell, nevermind pulses! But I stick with it. It's the machinations and ruminations of your humble narrator for this week. Recorded live and in person in the Bunker (patent pending). It'll start interestingly enough, but don't be alarmed. Do not attempt to adjust your podcart device, iPhone (BLECH!) or Android device. It kicks off after a minute. I started enthusiastically but by the end of the episode I'm pissed off and burned an hour and a half's worth of calories on the mic. Greetings to all the European listeners. Is it still the EU? I don't even know anymore! But welcome one and all from Belgium, France, Ireland, UK, Spain, and even North America. They don't like me south of the border or the equator I feel like.  I watched NXT Take Over 30 and Summer Slam last night and tonight actually I finished up SS. Some of the matches were ridiculous. But I don't talk about that here. Maybe next episode. I do have news about Sophie that I will save for the next episode. I also have some more news and developments that almost gave me a panic attack while driving.  And then we come to AOW Pod. It's back. It's gonna be back this week, and the next week, and until I feel like I have satisfactorily gave given it it's just due. It's actually pretty nice the way I do things. But before that, there's a case of mistaken identity and an email, stemming from reddit, and another podcart that I shall not mention but ends up bumming me out. I got my ticket for TENET. And before you ask, yes I know the world is falling apart at the seams. I just don't want Impractical Jokers the movie to be the last film I remember seeing at an actual movie theater. I give new book recommendations and new TV shows I'm digging too. I give the fairer sex equal time on this program. I end with a soliloquy to celebrity, to modern pop culture, and I lament the fall of local morning radio. This was actually over 90 minutes long, but I've whittled it to about an hour and 10 minus the intro outro. I shout out a lot of other good peepz and their pods. So this isn't a shit on a podcast episode or show. I just gotta stick to my guns and come up, on the fly, with something called the AOW minute! There it is! Thank you Spotify and Anchor and Kristen Carney for letting me know it's that easy to do a podcart and upload it and share it with the world. Alicia, now I can't forget the name BETH SNATCHES....errr...SANCHEZ! I'm tired, my head hurts, and I'm about to do YOGA.  Until next episode, wash your hands, your ass, and I'll say AL RATO, VATO all the way from EL PASO'S BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCART! ORALE! Tweet the show @RoamingReignz or email at [email protected]. Grazzie!

Ain't nothing but a motherfuckin' gangsta partay.........Haha! Ke rollo, homies! Welcome to a midsummer episode of Roaming Reignz. The one where I almost got censored. This is the one they don't want you to listen to. This is the ultra producer episode of RR. I was tempted to do a FUCK YOU DOTTIE CAT PART 2 episode, but instead, I hit the NOS BUTTON right at the top of  the episode. But anyway, winds from the GREAT WHITE NORTH do descend upon my quiet little desert landscape and they are whispering HUSH HUSH! To that, I say GFY and FUCK THAT! Are YOU the producer? Why don't you PRODUCE ME A BEER?  There's a few things I didn't mention like I started the Sopranos season 5 from my own personal stash of DVD copies I had from way back when. I also watched Casino again. A LOTTA HOLES IN THE DESERT, and a lotta problems are BURIED in those holes! Anyway, this here episode I'm proud to say I make a stand. I also make jokes and yucks. I give a lot of opinions. I also travel back in time to the year 2013 and talk about this old character map I did/drew. Goals. Plans. Life, Am I right?  RIght now it's raining on and off but at least it's cool. Also I found a new shelf for my FUNKOS and they are all on display. I got an extra Walt Flanagan in case anyone wants to buy one! But I also made more room in the bunker. BY THE WAY, FUCK THE NEIGHBORS DOGS BARKING AT 2:45 am on a Sunday night! I was close to buying a bark control device from AMAZON! Anyway, I'm on shitty sleep, low caffeine, and no breakfast smoothie today. Apologies for the lateness of the new episode. But  moving on, I caught wind that discussing or entertaining the idea of discussing other podcasts is not a welcome topic. Welp, I've been doing this a long time, and I never truly want to run anyone into the ground, but this is also the BEST PODCAST IN HELL PASO, and aside from Kwika cat, there's no producer on this show other than me and her sexy furry ass. So join me, won't you, as we delve into the strange realm of At Our Worst. A LIMITED podcast about dating and relationships in the modern world....Limited, in that it's only 3 episodes, totaling 2 and a half hours, and I'm going to do at least a handful more of these. I'm gonna have to revisit these to be fresh for the next few episodes leading up to Halloweenie, but I will save you guys the trouble and listen again. If you can find them online they should be up live, until they get completely scrubbed so GIT EM while you can! I'm not a die hard patriot gun toting type but I do enjoy certain unalienable rights like saying whatever the fuck I want, without promoting any negativity. I can give my honest opinion, and I sure as shit do. I mention fun stuff before hand like the CHRISTOPHER NOLAN DREAM and  some other filmmakers. Buckle up, sit back, and enjoy further explosions in the month of August 2020 all the way from HELL PASO's BEST MOTHERFUCKING PODCAST, eh? Thank you Anchor, Thank you Spotify, FUCK YOU Soundcloud and PodBean. Tweet the show @RoamingReignz or email at [email protected] It was BETH SANCHEZ SMITH, OK?! FUCK! ENJOY. OH SO GOOD! OH SO BADDDDDDDDDD TO THE MUFUCKIN' BONE! AL RATO!

ORALE! WELCOME TO EL PASO'S BEST SUPER FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC PODCAST EVER! Greetings and salutations once again from the BUNKER in El CHUCO, TEJAS! ORALE! 915! Ha, God I hate that local home town pandering from local radio DJs and ass kisser local pods. Anyway, I'm writing this episode descrption while watching Snatch on bluray. Yes I watch physical media. And earlier I watched a few episodes of the Brady Bunch. I did not mention this in this episode. But anyway, as I race to upload this before my wifi is blocked again , it's a hot goddamn Sunday afternoon in the bunker. The neighbors have an inflatable water slide for their kids, and last night across the street they had a birthday party with kids, beers, and no masks. Hurray. COVID 19. What a bitch, huh? I have listeners in IRELAND! WOW. Cheers to you if you're listening from Ireland. Or the UK or anywhere not in America. Let me hear your voices! Love how I go from dark to shouting out my listener(s). Yes I name drop ALICIA. Duh. I shout out Alex and Britt and Zoom. Oh I even mention Nina the Rad. I drop a little music knowledge, and more on books, movies, TV shows. METV which I have been watching. As I write this, I got my copy of the Sinful Dwarf which I am going to watch in a bit. It's RATED XXX. And I got it from Target. I do mention that. I"ve lost my HULU and HBOMAX privileges, but I manage to stay informed. It's day 133. I keep doing yoga but I don't know if I mention it on this episode. Also, last night on my walk I heard a shit ton of coyote barking, growling, and howling. They're out in full force. I better bring a flash light and a shank. They sounded hungry. But here we are 90 days from SUPER TUESDAY, so register to vote and all that. I'm not a hypocrite about voting. I vote. But yes, now that we're being responsible human beings here in EL PASO, enjoy this romp through the recesses of my right and left frontal lobes. Brad PItt is about to knock out Bomber Harris, and I can't believe he has an Oscar for being low key Brad PItt in OUATH. The Tarantino joint. I may or may not do a Sinful Dwarf watch along I don't like doing the recording as i'm watching something. It's distracting. And gimmicky. I talk about other pods, and Twilight Zone, and reminisce about old shows and cartoons and shit I used to watch as a kid. Fuck you SOUND CLOUD. Thank you Spotify, Anchor, Apple Podcasts and Kristen Carney for letting me know Anchor exists. I'm going to get a cold drink, this West Texas summer is some bullshit! But enjoy the show and tweet me at @RoamingReignz and email at [email protected]. Especially the Irish listener or listeners. Let me know what's up! I'll say AL RATO right now from the BEST PODCAST IN EL PASO EVER in the history of PODCASTS! ORALE! (ALso, I reveal what the episode name means)

 Hello and welcome to EL PASO'S BEST PODCAST! (TRADEMARK, COPYRIGHT pending!) And since this IS the premiere podcast from El Paso, TX, I'd like to cordially welcome you to episode 32 of THE BEST PODCAST IN EL PASO, TX: ROAMING REIGNS! That's right. This is the sober podcast. This is the podcast where there's not more than one person on mic, and not 3 or 5 drunk hipsters all talking about local streets and restaurants and buildings that nobody else outside El Paso, TX will understand unless they live here. This is the podcast where we don't trivialize Covid 19 or the Coronavirus by  calling a segment of the show Coffee & Covid. This also isn't  the podcast about hussies, harlots, and old timey gun slingers. I don't visit old Missions or old haunted buildings in town. I do respect the paranormal and paranormal pods but I don't do that....yet! This isn't a gimmicky podcast about the SOUTHWEST! This is the next instalment, the next saga, the next single issue into the realm of my mind!  But anyway, here we are this week, the sound quality is better. THE BUNKER is now spruced up and looking better. No walls yet. Coming soon. I've got curtains and sheets, and classical music records. This week we begin with a soliloquy about literature. I talk comics and movies and lots about Umbrella Academy. I don't recall if I mention wrestling. Probably not. I do talk yoga and sanity, and music. And I talk about a particular brand and style of shoe that I am now wearing.  All this and MORE on EL PASO's BEST PODCAST! But yes, I do truly love El Paso, and so tomorrow to commemorate the tragedy of one year ago I will record and release a second podcast reflecting back on that dark day for El Paso. For now, enjoy the melodic death metal and the classical music, and my delectable recap of the past week and all my musings. I am a true El Pasoan. Born and raised, on the playground is where I DIDN'T spend most of my days.....Chilling out max and relaxing all cool........etc. Thank you Anchor, thank you Spotify, FUCK YOU SOUNDCLOUD! AUGUST YOU SNEAKY FUCKING BASTARD. Also, happy birthday MING CHEN! Follow the show on twitter @RoamingReignz and email [email protected] if you want to be a guest or have suggestions, music, art, etc. Quemments as Hardwick called them! So, enjoy, and I'll say AL RATO! (BY THE WAY, the EPISODE THUMBNAIL  IS LITERALLY THE COLOR AND STYLE OF SHOE I AM CURRENTLY WEARING). CROCS, SPONSOR ME PLEASE!

I sit, in my desolate room, no lights, no music. Just anger....HA! Not really. But hi, hello, welcome back to episode DIRTY 30 of Roaming Reigns. Happy 30th. Happy 111 days without social media! I'm actually recording, editing, and uploading a podcast all in the same day! Just for YOU! I waited for YOU, MAN! I suppose I am getting the hang of this. So, I threw in some groovy tunes, I miss ol' Wayne Static. They did drop some new music, so if you look you'll find it. I also reveal just how much of a CHINGON I am, fixing my car. I talk comics, and movies, and of course podcarts. WELCOME TO THE BEST PODCAST straight outta HELL PASO! HA But yes I start pretty somber but end up in a good mood. That's rare for me. Right now I'm writing this up in the bunker as the temperature rises, heat rises, but the window mount AC isn't helping much. I'm gonna finish this, upload it, let you guys enjoy it. I feel like this is a funny one. A poignant and well paced and thought out one. Intro yucks,  Podcast talk. Shout outs. Books. Comics. More  shout outs. Real life stuff. Mental health. Yes that's a Baby Yoda from Build-A-Bear in the intro. It belongs to me. So what? This isn't your momma's EL PASO podcast. Ha but seriously, I'm going almost 180 days without being in the matrix. It's been a learning and growing experience. I present you with some music talk, some wrestling talk. I give the nod to Mr Christopher Nolan. Can't wait for TENET! I talk about the RONER aka the coronavirus aka COVID-19. Away with YOU, Masque of Red Death! I do read a lot. More than I used to. I drop a little audio book talk, some mental health talk, and mention my routine and such. I discover I have some skills I didn't know I had. Duty calls. The matriarch beckons. Enjoy the yucks. Tweet @RoamingReignz or write at [email protected]. Keep them texts coming. Share the art share the inspiration, and the yucks. Down the pike. This is an El Paso podcast production. DId I mention that? Anyway, enjoy. AL RATO!

EL REY  has returned! Howdy and welcome to a slightly staggered blast from the past episode of Roaming Reigns, aka ROAMINATIONS aka AT OUR BEST aka DA PAW podcast. Haha Broadcasting and coming to you LIVE and IN COLOR from the bunker down in the West Texas town of HELL PASO! Welcome to Summer 2020. So, this is an older episode that I have just found time to edit and upload. Recorded late May I belive, right at the start of Summer. It's 110 degrees today in mid July, so it truly is HELL PASO. We open up this slice of life with some live audio of a quarantine drive by birthday party parade the neighbors across the street had for their kid. Idk them or which of their kids but that was happening just as the mic went hot! So that's what you hear at the beginning. I talk about a lot of stuff in this one. Not heavy handed, just honest and real. I also bring up pro wrestling as usual and coffee and books and comics. I mention current events from a few months back. I also bring up the Misery Index and it's polarizing host ha. Lots of good stuff in this one. Ironically I'm sitting on the very same exercise ball I was on when I started recording this episode. I dig the song I found for this. Good skacore. I get philosophical as usual, bring up TV, shout out some fellow podcasters, and I also end with some nature sounds which I didn't plan on doing. Bits of me slowly becoming Mr Fix It. More on that on the next episodes. I mention this would be episode 26 but it is actually episode 29 of RR. I've got a few more episodes banked that need recording so enjoy this. Seriously, write, text, tweet, DM, or whatever. I'm here. Also, support all the good free podcarts. Fuck you SoundCloud. Shout out to the homies, and let me get the fuck up and get something to drink. Email the show at [email protected]. Support and share and tweet @RoamingReignz if you want. And be excellent to each other. Be chingones with each other. For fuck's sake. More new RR coming soon. Lemme cool the fuck off from this heat wave first.