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We cover this week's FloridaMan stories:

- FloridaMan James Blight got drunk, stole a bulldozer and dug up Joe Biden signs.

- FloridaMan Walter Wyatt got arrested for stealing beers and leading Cape Coral police on a chase into a canal!

- FloridaMan Robert Levi steals a scooter, leads police on a slow speed chase.

- FloridaMan Bradley Young scans Kool-Aid packets to steal merchandise from Walmart.

- FloridaMan Xue Chen punches customer, grabs his groin; threatens to kill McDonald's employee with a cleaver.

- FloridaMan Richard Rivers steals bird by putting it in pocket, gets busted.

- FloridaMan Henry Chambers Jr. steals $5 bill from woman, eats it instead of giving it back.

- FloridaMan Javier Francisco Arellano gets arrested for beating neighbor with bat over frozen rodent

This week's #FloridaWoman stories:

- FloridaWoman Jessica Nicole Wright has been arrested 20 times in Lee County, the latest for first degree murder for selling deadly drugs.

- FloridaWoman Micaela Francisco shot a man who gave her fake money for real drugs!

- FloridaWoman and Christian schoolteacher Kristen O’Brien arrested for having inappropriate relationship with a student, his brother.

- FloridaWoman and OnlyFans model Ansley Pacheco defends her home from armed intruders in Miami!

We cover some weird stories from the news, including:

- A man who stops for gas during a police chase in California (and gets it)

- A man dressed in a Burger King crown yells racial slurs at people on a plane

- A FloridaWoman punches a Delta stewardess during a flight from Atlanta to Miami.

I traveled to a friend's wedding where I learned where I am on the totem pole of friends. 

Plus, we talk presence being a present, how many friends we have as we get older, and why I should've just sent a toaster and called it a day.

We cover all the Florida Man and Florida Woman stories that happened over the weekend, including:  

- Florida Man's leaf blower, mop bucket, umbrella mobile 

- Florida Man's fist fight with a Yelp reviewer 

- Florida Man's lawn mower sexual assault 

- Florida Man calls clerk "silly bitch" then sprays them in the face with sanitizer 

- Florida Man proposes to stripper during her shift 

- Florida Men get busted for theft after leaving wallet and ID behind

We play Drunk, Drugs or Crazy! - A Kansas teen got nude, covered himself in Ranch dressing, destroyed a store, then crashed a car before being arrested. Was he drunk, on drugs, or crazy at the time the crime was committed?  

Plus, we play What's In The Prison Purse? - Brazilian Senator Chico Rodrigues was arrested, caught hiding something in his prison purse during a raid for misuse of COVID-19 response funding. What'd Chico have hiding in his derriere?

A girl on TikTok by the name of Grim Queefer can toot songs with her vagina!  

Plus, a Bulgarian Uber driver gets deported after a fist fight over flatulence with a passenger; a soccer star farts into a live microphone; and we learn about Rob Churchill's secret talent!

Kyle Burgess, now known as Cougar Guy, filmed a bobcat following him in the mountains of Utah for 6 minutes and uploaded the footage to YouTube.  

Plus. would you go in a steel cage to see a great white shark close up?  

And a man named Malcolm Brenner claims to have had sex with a dolphin while living in Florida in the 1970s.

Comedians Nathan Wallace and Rob Churchill will be hanging out!  

I'll tell ya how I almost got beat up by a Navy seal, how a fart landed a man in jail, and we'll hear from the Grim Queefer: a woman who can play tunes in toot form!

James Cousins is a 72-year-old man who was arrested after being accused of fondling himself in a truck on LSU's campus.  

According to Cousins, he wasn't actually masturbating while watching a female student from his truck, he was playing air drums!   

Problem is, Cousins had been charged with multiple counts of obscenity in the same parking lot since 1981.