This week's #FloridaWoman stories:

- FloridaWoman Jessica Nicole Wright has been arrested 20 times in Lee County, the latest for first degree murder for selling deadly drugs.

- FloridaWoman Micaela Francisco shot a man who gave her fake money for real drugs!

- FloridaWoman and Christian schoolteacher Kristen O’Brien arrested for having inappropriate relationship with a student, his brother.

- FloridaWoman and OnlyFans model Ansley Pacheco defends her home from armed intruders in Miami!

We cover some weird stories from the news, including:

- A man who stops for gas during a police chase in California (and gets it)

- A man dressed in a Burger King crown yells racial slurs at people on a plane

- A FloridaWoman punches a Delta stewardess during a flight from Atlanta to Miami.

I traveled to a friend's wedding where I learned where I am on the totem pole of friends. 

Plus, we talk presence being a present, how many friends we have as we get older, and why I should've just sent a toaster and called it a day.

We cover all the Florida Man and Florida Woman stories that happened over the weekend, including:  

- Florida Man's leaf blower, mop bucket, umbrella mobile 

- Florida Man's fist fight with a Yelp reviewer 

- Florida Man's lawn mower sexual assault 

- Florida Man calls clerk "silly bitch" then sprays them in the face with sanitizer 

- Florida Man proposes to stripper during her shift 

- Florida Men get busted for theft after leaving wallet and ID behind

We play Drunk, Drugs or Crazy! - A Kansas teen got nude, covered himself in Ranch dressing, destroyed a store, then crashed a car before being arrested. Was he drunk, on drugs, or crazy at the time the crime was committed?  

Plus, we play What's In The Prison Purse? - Brazilian Senator Chico Rodrigues was arrested, caught hiding something in his prison purse during a raid for misuse of COVID-19 response funding. What'd Chico have hiding in his derriere?

A girl on TikTok by the name of Grim Queefer can toot songs with her vagina!  

Plus, a Bulgarian Uber driver gets deported after a fist fight over flatulence with a passenger; a soccer star farts into a live microphone; and we learn about Rob Churchill's secret talent!

Kyle Burgess, now known as Cougar Guy, filmed a bobcat following him in the mountains of Utah for 6 minutes and uploaded the footage to YouTube.  

Plus. would you go in a steel cage to see a great white shark close up?  

And a man named Malcolm Brenner claims to have had sex with a dolphin while living in Florida in the 1970s.

Comedians Nathan Wallace and Rob Churchill will be hanging out!  

I'll tell ya how I almost got beat up by a Navy seal, how a fart landed a man in jail, and we'll hear from the Grim Queefer: a woman who can play tunes in toot form!

James Cousins is a 72-year-old man who was arrested after being accused of fondling himself in a truck on LSU's campus.  

According to Cousins, he wasn't actually masturbating while watching a female student from his truck, he was playing air drums!   

Problem is, Cousins had been charged with multiple counts of obscenity in the same parking lot since 1981.

Comedians Nathan Wallace and Raab Russel join me!  

We play audio of a crazy Alaskan news anchor who threatens to kill the Mayor of Anchorage, who is also her lover, and maybe a pedophile?  

Nikole Mitchell, a pastor-turned-stripper, joins us via Zoom (kinda) to plug her OnlyFans account, and teach us about the Lord!  

We recap the weird #FloridaMan stories from this week, including: a mom who attacks a pregnant bus assistant, a man who was caught with bestiality porn, a student who was diagnosed with Corona Virus (but it was really her period), and a public pooper is on the loose!