ROCKENSTEIN

ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US TONIGHT AS THE SEMI FINALS ARE... UPON US. THEY ARE HERE... YOU'RE UH.. YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM, SO PRESS PLAY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? OH RIGHT. A DESCRIPTION. TENACIOUS D, GHOST, THE KOFFIN KATS, AND IN THIS MOMENT ALL BATTLE FOR A SPOT IN THE FINALS AGAINST OUR MYSTERY FIGHTER! COME FOR THE LAUGHS, STAY FOR THE BLOOD! brought to you by hammerade sports drink, put the oink in your doink!

See? Even when the season is over we bring you fresh hot steamy content! Welcome to another edition of Tales of Terror! this week The Dungeon Master is forced to work while the rest of ROCKENSTEIN is on vacation because he cancelled our Wifi (its a whole stupid thing) So he's bringing you some fresh new chills for your spine! I hope you brought your big diapers today, because tonight we feature works from Edgar Allan Poe and HP Lovecraft. 

IT'S HERE! End of season 1. Much sadness.

Join us as we go deep undercover to bust perverts with Chazz Hamson in another very special episode of ROCKENSTEIN! Super deep, b@lls deep. Also we meet a new member of the staff, and Red and Grimm talk about the inspiration for this episode! Thanks for tuning in this season and we will see you in TWO MONTHS with Season 2!!! WELL? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO! LISTEN!!!

Show Breakdown:

00:00 - Show Intro/Newsline: ROCKENSTEIN Part One

04:02 - A Word From Our Sponsors/Kip Flanger's Thrift-O-Rama

05:16 - Journalist Names/Perverts Lie Badly/Pizza Before Jail/Taxasaurus Rex In A China Shop

19:34 - Newsline: ROCKENSTEIN Part 2

23:14 - I Prevail, TRAUMA Review

31:25 - Whitechapel, The Valley Review

38:50 - Devin Townsend, EMPATH Review

48:38 - Uranus (the end)

Am I real? Are you real? Is that naked clown on a unicycle even real?

On a special story time, Grimm and Red discuss existential crises, the Koffin Kats concert and how not to get ruined by California weed......GRIMM. Tune in, turn it up and stop thinking in 90's cliches!

THE END OF SEASON IS NIGH! and with it, come Performance reviews. Tune in as Red and Grimm sit down with the usual band of morons and talk about their performance this year. 

This episode we discuss the possibilities of dinosaurs taking up accounting jobs, our hosts get a little too open sexually, and we talk about our upcoming visit to see the Koffin Kats! All this plus album reviews! YES! WOW! GASP! I'll stop now. Album Reviews: Hot Lunch, Buckcherry, Children of Bodom.

 Show Breakdown:

00:00 - Show Intro/Performance Reviews Part One

07:18 - A Word From Our Sponsors/Hammerade Lady Tampons

08:34 - Carlsaurus Rex/Lessons in Personal Sexuality/Reunited and It Feels So Good

23:22 - Performance Reviews Part Two

28:48 - Hot Lunch, Seconds Review*

35:28 - Buckcherry, Warpaint Review

41:40 - Children of Bodom, Hexed Review

47:32 - Credits Where Credits Due

* normally we have clips of the music we're reviewing, however we were unable to obtain a usable copy of music from this album to use in the podcast

Welcome to another terror filled installment of TALES OF TERROR!!! we have two new terrifying tales to tell you tonight! That certainly was a lot of T's. Sometimes you just can't get what you want so you must take it yourself. Thats what happened with this woman and her husband in our first  Story, Life Within, by an unknown author. and The Little Shop Of Curiosities makes a return this episode much to Dougie's dismay! He has a tale about an unusual wig with an unusual past... SIMPSONS DID IT! And now ROCKENSTEIN did it!

(little shop of curiosities content written by teddy grimm)

Episode 18?! already?! Boy, where does the time go? only two more episodes to go in season 1! But don't worry, we will still be here to talk you through life, every week during the break! 

On this episode of ROCKENSTEIN, Doc Rock comes back to show us his new creation DEATH METAL REGGAE, Hank has a helpful tip... nope... Hank has a tip... no.. Hank has some sentences for you, Grimm thinks about his coffee inappropriately, and Red gets angry this time. It's a hoot. Album Reviews: Badflower, Dream Theater, and In Flames.

Show Breakdown:

00:00 - Show Intro/Dr Rockenstein's Death Metal Reggae

05:30 - A Word From Our Sponsors/Hank's Life Hanks (Hacks)

07:07 - Unhealthy Obsessions/Nonsense/Childhood Trauma

17:50 - Grammy Coverage With Sal The Hardcore Kid

20:46 - Badflower - Ok, I'm Sick review

28:58 - Dream Theater - Distance Over Time review

32:48 - In Flames - I, The Mask review

39:14 - Closing Ceremonies

OH MY GOD ITS TOTAL PANDEMONIUM AT ROCKENSTEIN STADIUM AS BATTLE ROYALE IV KICKS OFF TONIGHT! THIS TIME WE SEE AUGUST BURNS RED, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, SEVENDUST, LACUNA COIL, BLOODSUCKING ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE, AND IN THIS MOMENT GO AT IT IN A BLOODBATH OF RAINING BLOODY BLOOD! ITS MADNESS!!! SEE WHO ENDS UP ON TOP IN THE LAST BATTLE ROYALE BEFORE THE SEMI FINALS!!!