High school was such a magical place. Chemical spills, Flanders impersonators, teen websites shut down and cease and desist letters. Ah, memoriiiiiies. Join our hosts as they recount those amazing high school times.

How do you make a ex-marine health teacher uncomfortable? Listen to find out. ;)

On a very special death positive episode of ROCKENSTEIN, we discuss how we would like our corpses manhandled, SO MANY VIOLENT THINGS HAPPEN, we talk to our resident neckbeard during his morbid phase, enjoy modern speed dating, and more!

Album Reviews: Blood Sucking Zombies From Outer Space, August Burns Red, and (shudder) Insane Clown Posse

DOUGIE HAS RETURNED!!! LISTEN TO MY GLORY AS I HOST THE TALES OF TERROR ONCE AGAIN!!!! FEEL MY HOT DRIPPING WRATH!!! 

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DO NOT JUDGE DOUGIE!

OUR TWO NEW TALES TO TICKLE YOUR HORROR BONES ARE: Coconut, by Teddy Grimm and The Last Emergency Call I Took, by Cinderelly

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Lions, tigers, bears, pigs, and a large crow oh my! That'll make more sense when you listen. This week we talk about our favorite Office episodes and visit the set of our new children's show! Plus one of our sponsor's has a brand new product for you all!

We hope you like The Office Quotes.... theres a lot of 'em.

FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!.. OR WHENEVER YOU'RE LISTENING!

BLOOD, GUTS, GLORY, HORSES, AND GRANDPA HIPS! ITS ANOTHER BRUTAL CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH FOR OUR BANDS TO SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP ON BATTLE ROYALE III!

No tales of terror this week, but we give you bonus content! The gold within the gold! We talk serial murder, being fugitives, and changing identities. Nine times out of ten, they weren't intentional. (sorry Dougie)

This week we talk about upcoming music BECAUSE APPARENTLY WINTER IS A DEAD ZONE FOR RELEASES. Red tries to replace Dougie and Grimm rapes the microphone.... again.... and we venture into the Psychic Hotline business!

Album Reviews: Nothing... didn't you read the top part?

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME MOTHERLOVERS! EVER WANTED TO KNOW WHAT A GIANT MEAT VOLTRON WOULD BE LIKE? WANT NO FURTHER! THIS WEEKS EPISODE WE THROW SARAH LONGFIELD, EMIGRATE, BURN THE PRIEST (LAMB OF GOD), BLEEDING THROUGH, AFI, AND THE KOFFIN KATS IN THE PIT AND SEE WHO COMES OUT THE VICTOR. ALL ON BATTLE ROYALE II

MERRY NON DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAY! No... F#@K that. Merry Christmas, everyone! If you celebrate a different holiday thats awesome too, I hope yours was the best yet! Here at Rockenstein, we had a christmas party catered by SUBWAY(tm) and pot brownies.... mainly because no one knows how to listen....

We also pick three random contestants from past episodes for our BATTLE ROYALE!! (dougie borrowed a bingo cage)  Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year!!! 

No album reviews, but if anyone wants a copy of the song "A Rockenstein Kind of Christmas" email the show at [email protected], message us @rockensteincast or contact us on our website rockenstein.podbean.com