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WELCOME! once again we bring you two new tales to chill your bones to a nice 34 degrees! That's like, super chilly. It may even snow! you don't know!! do you? no you don't. tonight we have tales from Valley_Bat, and a ROCKENSTEIN favorite, HP Lovecraft!

Tales: Hollow, by Valley_Bat and Dagon, by HP Lovecraft

It's 'control your mouth at work' day here at ROCKENSTEIN! Listen in as the hostS try their hardest to go through the episode without cursing. If someone curses, they're eating a bean of death and losing $5. This week, we have a boner for Corey Taylor, go flaccid for Adam Levine and get verbally assaulted by an unexpected caller.

Album Reviews: Sarah Longfield, Emigrate and AFI

DOUGIE WILL NOT BE FIRED!

What I think my friend, Doug, is trying to say is that there is a new segment apart from the Tales of Terror series. Welcome to my Little Shop of Curiosities. I am Lucius Balzum, and I am so elated you decided to stop by. These mystic items that find their way to my shop have so many stories waiting to be told. This week, I've noticed you not only eyeing our paint brush set, but also that ever classic monkey's paw. Let me regale you of their former owners woes.

IT IS STILL MY SEGMENT, IS IT NOT!?

Stories written by Teddy Grimm

WELCOME TO BATTLE ROYALE!

OUR VERY FIRST MONTLY BLOODBATH! WE REVIEW ALBUMS ON VARIOUS SCALES AND BASED ON THOSE NUMBERS WE SIMULATE WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IF THOSE BANDS FOUGHT! IS IT SENSELESS? YES! DO WE CARE? NOT EVEN A LITTLE! ARE YOU EXCITED? I AM!!!

FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY!

WE PIT AUDIOTOPSY, DEVOUR THE DAY, HATE ETERNAL, THE CASUALTIES, DISTURBED, AND TENACIOUS D AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A CAGE AND... WELL... You get the idea.

Happy medium fry day with a side of caramel macchiato, because some people think that's a good idea... RED. This Episode, Grimm is late and Red fondles a stripper. We talk about concerts, welcome a new advice columnist, and more!

Album reviews: Burning Witches, Architects, and All That Remains

HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY!!!! MAKE IT THE BLACKEST YET WITH TALES OF TERROR 6!!!! Okay, that's an exaggeration, the tales are spooky but probably wouldn't make it the blackest Friday.... maybe charcoal? Make this friday a CHARCOAL FRIDAY with two new tales!!! Hosted by the master of macabre and questionable laundry, THE DUNGEON MASTER!... jet gray?

Featured Stories: Every Child's Fear by Samuel Wagstaff, Iowa by Teddy Grimm

This week we start a grass roots campaign for Slipknot, ring in the holidays a little early, and a familiar face makes an unwanted appearance.. We talk to a couple celebrities, Grimm gets assaulted by a stranger and Red assaults Grimm... I swear this show just gets more ridiculous by the episode. Skits, Reviews, and opinions, we got them all!

Album reviews: Hate Eternal, Audiotopsy, Tenacious D

Oh, and Dougie reviews Dragonforce. yeah...

HELLO CREEPS AND GHOULS! The Dungeon Master is back with two new Tales Of Terror and a side of fries! Okay, the fries part we don't get but Dougie assured us it's relevant... Get ready to be chilled to the bone with two new tales: Red Water by MurderHouze from creepypasta.com and The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, CREEPS AND GHOULS! WE'RE BACK!! This Halloween Red is going as a pirate harvesting that booty, and Grimm is going as a productive member of society and teaching yoga! Our pornogrind specialist returns with a special guest of his own, and we get visited by an old friend! Featuring album reviews of Devour The Day, The Casualties, and Disturbed IN OUR VERY FIRST BATTLE ROYALE ALBUM REVIEW SEGMENT! Tune in for details!!

Recovering from the technical difficulties of last week here on ROCKENSTEIN, we have another minisode stuffed with 2 new scary stories and a funk coming from the Dungeon Master's toes that will give you nightmares! Join us, won't you, for another spine-tingling, blood-curdling feargasm? Featuring LupusCreepus' creepypasta, "Within the Darkness" and a special story "Rain Walkers" written by our very own Teddy Grimm!