Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Chorles wants a prison colony for people who don’t pay their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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‘The government is planning to come down hord on people not paying their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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“Once Chorles discovered how highly the porty rated in the opinion polls, he didn’t want to discuss issues in case it alienated the people who were already committed to vote for us. That’s not politics to me, Chris – it’s morkeshing.”

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This is getting ridiculous. It’s like being on a spa weekend with Sorcha by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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He smiles with the same smile he uses when choosing his lobster in Cavistons by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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These apartments will be so small, there won’t be room for two people to break wind by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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These are going to be our Family Date Nights by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Has she been drinking or is she still pissed from last night? by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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I just don’t consider it a sport. It’s like watching CCTV footage of a fight by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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You look like something Dr Marie Cassidy should be going at with rubber gloves and a bone saw by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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